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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now that he's not President anymore, I really wish Obama would embrace being an absolute South Side White Sox fan and go full Cubs hater. I need more posts where Obama calls Cubs fans casuals and explains why Pete Crow-Armstrong is overrated.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My 6 year old refuses to believe that there's really a city named Gary.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The Savannah Bananas are a psy-op to get straight men into musical theater.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Casting a bunch of Broadway actors as the X-Men is perfect because at its heart, the X-men is a story about what would happen if a group of high school theater kids had super-powers.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Hockey tryout weekend and you know what that means- 3 straight days of me referring to tryouts as "auditions" and then immediately correcting myself.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Jonathan Hickman did such a good job implying that Cyclops is bisexual that they cast an actual bisexual to play him in the movie.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I think if a politician just eats steak and pickles we should absolutely make fun of them for it.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Everybody wants to cut back on government regulations until we're all shitting ourselves from eating bad lettuce.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

We are all going to get educated on the ins and outs of the lobster fishing industry.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The only time I'm ever like "Jesus Christ what the fuck are my kids watching" is when I see them watching almost any TV commercial

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I was just thinking "I wonder if hobbits get ADHD" and then I remembered Peregrin Took exists.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Be the bisexual hockey romance protagonist you want to see in the world.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

My kids put on Cars 2 and do you think when they cast Larry the Cable Guy in these movies they asked him to do all of his catchphrases or do you think his agent was like "You don't get Larry THE Cable Guy if he can't say "get 'er done?"

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

if this flag offends you, i’ll help you pack

a bright yellow flag featuring an illustrated Chicago-style hot dog from the one and only @harebrained.bsky.social

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

When someone is dating someone else, and they think "I finally found someone I can be myself around," how often is that just... someone who doesn't realize they're neurodivergent dating someone else who is also neurodivergent for the first time?

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

My least favorite type of thirst trap caption are the ones that go "Do people really think that <incredibly hot type of person> are attractive?" I'm on to your game, thirst trap poster.

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 21/06/2026

The best thing about the reflecting pool is how that man would not shut up about it for weeks. He used his pool guy! He had infographics made! He drove down the middle of it! Never in the history of anything has a punchline been set up so perfectly.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Underrated Chicago experience: Driving around the west side on Juneteenth.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

A few years ago I decided I was going to dress for the bisexual gaze. Watching Jurassic Park last night and I think I realized that I've been subconsciously dressing like Ian Malcolm.

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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Facebook post from Scottish soccer fan - The busses have stopped at some park thing near the ground and there's American guys making food and giving people free beers and stuff
Some Haiti fans here as well, what a bunch of good guys
wtf is going on man, what an experience this is man holy shit

With photos of people boozing in a parking lot

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

People who aren't from Chicago- even some people from here- don't understand how good the Mexican food is here. 20% of the city is Mexican. When you point out how good it is the response is always "It's better in Austin!" okay sure whatever? That doesn't take away from it being amazing here.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Only took him ten years to figure it out bsky.app/profile/sahi...

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

First tornado siren of the summer!

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Look I don't know why people are sharing so many posts about how great and hot 5'7" guys are but my wife was way ahead of the curve- she started dating me all the way back in 2002.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

My ranking of most hated Kids franchises as a parent of a 10 and 5 year old: 1. Madagascar 2. Minions 3. Mia and Me 4. Sing 5. Cocomelon (my kids are not allowed to watch this one)

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Free Speech Champion(tm) Bari Weiss demanding CBS News smear an American executed by her government for protesting bsky.app/profile/elio...

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Just a reminder that all the best Disney songs that you loved as a kid were written by Howard Ashman, a gay man. HAPPY PRIDE

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Gonna like the shit out of every post on here from everyone who comes out as bi this month. Welcome!

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

ALSO I find the "is bisexuality valid" discourse exhausting because of course it is. Of course bisexuals are valid. Of course bisexuality is a thing. I fucking hate that we have to keep saying this because so many people feel the need to question us.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I am bisexual. Happy Pride! My sincere hope is that by living a life outloud, some young bi boy will see that they can have a life with a family, a good job, and a home on their own terms and no one else's.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Problems I didn't have in my 20s: I am 100% certain there is a possum taking all the strawberries from my strawberry patch.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I went to Pequods tonight and like... it's become very trendy to say that Pequod's is overrated or that it has gone downhill and I am here to tell you that Pequods still fucking rules.

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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

if one removed people who obsessively talk about teenagers' genitalia in public, a huge swathe of the conservative movement would simply vanish

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

They're looking for someone to run the Alley in Chicago and I have no qualifications to run a store but also... it's my favorite store.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

For anyone watching Widow's Bay, as someone who grew up in New England and used to read books in a 300 year old cemetery while watching the crows that lived in the cemetery- yes it is really like that.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

12 year old me: "Why do I feel so different from everyone else?" 44 year old me appearing via time travel: "You're bisexual. And you have anxiety. Really bad. And ADHD. Really bad."

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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

wake up babe the white house is a six flags

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I feel like the fact that even though there are a jillion football teams in the UK, the fact that only 6 of the very richest clubs that have been around for a jillion years can plausibly win the premier league in any given year is maybe the most British thing ever.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/05/2026

exercising my god given right under the constitution to live mas and get baja blasted

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Watched a video of someone's MCU tier list and unfortunately felt compelled to make my own.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I was so mad when they did a spinoff featuring Shoresy, one of my least favorite characters from Letterkenny instead of... most of the other characters, but it is so, so fucking good. They took this one note joke character and turned him into one of the funniest, most interesting characters on TV.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Star Wars is great because it can be a heady, emotional, political story like Andor or a fun road trip story about a dad, a kid, and the pro-wrestler they rescued going on a family road trip like Mandalorian and Grogu.

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

My big journey this year has been realizing I have ADHD, and trying to figure out how to build the infrastructure in my life to deal with it in a mindful way. I had some stuff happen in my life that I was having trouble dealing with, and started getting fed content on social media that was like...

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John Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Librarians literally saved my life

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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Watching Widow's Bay and in case anyone is wondering about accuracy, my wife, who grew up on an island in New England, said "Of course the mayor was a fucking summer person"

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