BoatKing @boatking.bsky.social · 25/08/2025I did a lot of work today and none of it contributes to getting my thesis done. 010
BoatKing @boatking.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Gavin Newsom should do the honorable thing and do a flip on the way down. 000
Reposted by BoatKingdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/08/2025i love this line of thinking so much. like, YOU were the one who decided that the world-historical outrage in gaza wasn't worth taking a stand on. you sold your soul on that one! and for what? you got nothing for it! at least your apocryphal dearborn arab kept her principles 1570248
BoatKing @boatking.bsky.social · 21/08/2025It's kind of a shame that the Xenomorph has already been made. There's just never gonna be a better movie monster. We've peaked. 000
BoatKing @boatking.bsky.social · 21/08/2025There isn't enough construction equipment powered with aircraft engines. 000
Reposted by BoatKingnice handsome boy @edward86.bsky.social · 20/08/2025super mario 64 is called that because it came out in 1964 183
Reposted by BoatKingKenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I like to start my mornings with a well balanced meal of ibuprofen and coffee. 52114650
BoatKing @boatking.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Everyone says Galaxy Class and that's because Galaxy Class is the correct answer.media.tenor.coma space ship is flying over the earthAlt: The USS Enterprise D (I believe as seen in Star Trek Generations) flied over a green planet with a sun in the background. 000
BoatKing @boatking.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I don't think I could be a Little John, let alone a Robin Hood, but in a revolutionary context I definitely think I could radiate Friar Tuck energy. 000
BoatKing @boatking.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Retirement should be for doing incredibly dangerous and badass things with lawnmowers. 000
Reposted by BoatKingSophisticated Oyster @ciceronincheese.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Ah yes, HRT, the Holy Roman Thempire. 011
Reposted by BoatKingRa's Al Ghoul @uwes98.bsky.social · 18/08/2025brb doing this with the naked gun and platoon 0111
Reposted by BoatKingLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Useless Constructicon who turns into Devastator’s appendix 4472
Reposted by BoatKingColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 17/08/2025people correctly talk about the damage fox news has done, but with how we've seen people become ride or die for whichever dem is most currently appearing on TV no matter what awful history they have (cuomo during covid, newsom now, etc), it's clear cable news as a whole needs to be destroyed 71216242
BoatKing @boatking.bsky.social · 17/08/2025This is a joke for my fellow dorks out there, since the Allison V-1710 V12 engine powered the early P-40s which popularized the shark mouth motif in the the UK and America. 000
Reposted by BoatKingSum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I stopped going to trivia when after answering ‘what’s the largest desert in the world’ with ‘Antarctica’ I was told that deserts have to be hot. 21611
Reposted by BoatKinglauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/08/2025there's no institution with any integrity left in this country 03823
Reposted by BoatKingPumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 15/08/2025ACAB includes trivia Night DJs 021
Reposted by BoatKingdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 14/08/2025DHS is completely irredeemable and incompatible with a civilized society 101002166
Reposted by BoatKingBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/08/2025You, a slack jawed Neanderthal: Duhh my tik tok where I make a weird face just made a million dollars. I'm going to eat a gold crusted steak to celebrate Me, a modern philosopher: I've crafted a magnificent sentence on a website where my only reward is getting yelled at. I live for this shit 205289471
BoatKing @boatking.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I have now seen every police squad movie. Comfortably can recommend the first, the new one, and a "best jokes compilation" of the third on youtube from a trusted source (will exclude the appalling transphobic joke). 100
BoatKing @boatking.bsky.social · 08/08/2025It's canon that Master Chief listen's to Prince's "Let's Go Crazy" on loop while vaporizing alien ass. 000
BoatKing @boatking.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Need to start a microbrewery that's kid friendly but bans pets just to round out the ecosystem. 000
BoatKing @boatking.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Not sure what it says but there's a genre of meme that's basically: "Girls vs. Boys: Girls are not fascist and Boys are fascist" 000
Reposted by BoatKingHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Impossible to feel joy beating the Colorado Rockies. It is more of a solemn duty at this point. 2176525
Reposted by BoatKingjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/08/2025if you want to have a nice and relaxing sunday, do not watch the new Hulu documentary on Hurricane Katrina. if you want to shake with rage and anger over the total failure of this nation's government and media establishment, watch the Hulu documentary on Katrina (this is a recommendation) 285121231744
BoatKing @boatking.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Once again I only have 2 police squad movies to catch up on. (I finally got around to watching 2 1/2) 000
Reposted by BoatKingDeadie Slay Santiaghoul @playitforward.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I kept mentioning bananas in a voice call and someone assumed I was really into minions until I clarified I was playing DK Bananza 4978306
Reposted by BoatKingThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2025Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race 474252383
BoatKing @boatking.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I know with certainty that a prehistoric human dared another to try to ride a Glyptodon. What I do not know is if they survived. I choose to believe they did. 000
