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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 17h

The Jets dont suck just long enough to beat the browns and beat up Watson. Finally an okay Sunday to be a Jets fan.

Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

While in line at Knoebels Woman a level up in line to me: can you help pick my daughter up to me from my husband? Me: sure Me and her hubby proceed to conveyer belt hand off a child 12 feet to her mother. I'm basically Superman

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It specifically does not employ fighters or trainers according to supreme court decision. Their going to give agents the average level of knowledge a trial BJJ guy drunk at a bar has, which is to say your current average FBI agent.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It brings me no pleasure to say this joke and concept of Krav MAGA is on point and repeated regularly.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Getting ahead of the allegations, it wasnt jesus, and im not actually made of fire i just think candles are really calming for people going through a psychotic episode.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The barren lack of reality being apparent here is the idea that the rest of us live in a bubble of corporate liberals instead of having to deal with people on the other side daily.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Remaking the movie Split but all the personalities are guys from different parts of Pennsylvania.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I dont even think its a hot take to say the best Tim Burton films (live or animated) actually dont feature Johnny Depp and its not even close.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Any restaurant experience can be a high end tapas experience if you wear a tuxedo t shirt and order every appetizer on the menu.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Imagine being a sitting Senator and then called out on ball knowledge by Amy Klobuchar, and then treated like one of her staffers. Schmitt have you ever heard of Seppuku?

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Taking enough HGH and ozempic to just grow a fascist kuato that feeds off ketamine and door dashed benihana

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

With all the posts of "explaining X but we both have CTE" i feel like I am uniquely qualified in this area except its "i try to explian something technical but I legitimately have a diagnosable amount of CTE"

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Len Smith @ignu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

quick sketch i did of Absolute Batman wringing the little freak (Muse's)(?) neck(?) as a rip off of Daniel Warren Johnson's sketch of him doing that to an ICE agent

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Person wanders into dark room filled with poop then wonders why she keeps stepping in said poop, this week in WaPo

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every now and then I have to post a photo to remind the haters that I despite me thinking im not a bad motherfucker, I am also proven wrong frequently.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have spent 30 minutes of realtor tiktok and its occurred to me that realtors dont have to be evil, but at this point "fuck it the lord will sort them" is probably the best method for fixing the housing market with these psychos.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Taylor Swift hate aside for a second: Cleveland is a song for Modern Baseball fans in Ohio who now have desk jobs, and Im not going to pretend like thats a bad thing.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If your marching band for your high school has an electric guitar and bass player, congrats you have a high school ska band

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Capital will always try and add meaningless barriers with their managers between you and survival, this includes ice coffee at an interview, and its our job to remind them they are just as expendable to their overlords.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

People cant find jobs with a living wage and drowning in debt with jobs, meanwhile this dumbfuck motherfucker CEO is ruining the world while he doesnt know his phone number.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Im currently reading the titles and roles for the KKK on Wikipedia and the fact their guide book is called the "Kloran" and includes the reason for the establishment of the Grand Council of Yahoos makes me realize that the USA should have never been one country to begin with.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"In my free time I like to compete in low stakes death matches for artistic small shirts, and im pretty good at it all things considered"

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Its Friday, and once again I wonder if there is anyone who wants to do a biweekly online audio format project (its not a podcast, we arent in pods) where I, a luddite who has a tech career, just dumps their frustrations and the other person talks me out of burning everything down.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Going by the liberal standards of "economic and government system causing deaths" its objectively true because the al-Qaeda terrorism wouldnt exist without american funding and enablement.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Making a comprehensive series of places in Mid Atlantic states with the main goal of "is this a part of a major city or something completely different that you will get assaulted for conflating" and then spiraling into the 50 different cultures of Maryland and Pennsylvania.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Lets consider for a second that Macklemore aged better than MGK. The entire discography.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Looking into AI companies is very funny. 99% of them biggest risk is people realizing they are a giant hot air balloon filled with dynamite that is bound to explode. And the other 1% is Anthropic whos biggest risk is half their staff committing ritual self sacrifice in fear of their creations.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Going to put out the reminder that even if AI is burning down, your employer cant change thier goals or investments in the same fiscal year so you have to pretend its not a firey dumpster until Feb next year.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This isnt lukewarm, its just objectively true. The products they have created are vaporware translation that just replace buttons for people that would have hit the button anyways. Theres a dual psychosis of "it all cant be this stupid" where you come out with "its stupid" or "its literally god"

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Continuing my trend of making the nickname of the Washington Commanders "The Commies" because it pisses off the right people.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

In news of sports with terribly run organizations and competition. ADCC world championships (the super bowl of BJJ) Dorian Olivarez and Bezkat Kapashov were banned after (checking notes) Bezkat bit Dorian, Dorian wins, but a fight breaks out on the floor. sports.yahoo.com/articles/gor...

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Gordon Ryan attacked in massive brawl at ADCC 2026 | Video

Gordon Ryan was seen taking punches and taking on multiple people in a crazy brawl at ADCC 2026.

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Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 12/09/2026

Am I doing it right?

Photo of President Catherine Connolly and Donald Trump, Connolly standing beside Trump sitting at a desk, with a straight vertical green line overlayed over Catherine, and a diagonal one through Trump.

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Two great tastes that taste great together

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Look I grew up with government employee parents, my dad was a first responder to the Pentagon and a day 2 emergency personnel at WTC. But if their not gonna make this a national holiday, at a minimum, to get off work none of us are going out of our way to give a shit.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The shared bond she speaks of that shes missing is the general public and psychos like her desire to find new excuses to bomb brown countries.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Show the river that hast provisioned your kin sustenance in your wee years.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Learning about how AI is actually being utilized is so fucking embarrassing. Im investing in smoke because the vaporware were selling is just going to catch fire.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

There are currently 5 different VPs of Agentic commerce partnerships at my work right now. I think the only fair way to end this bubble is all of them fight to the death while I blast industrial music and we all have a good party for once.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Destroy it, take its subsidies, tax the rich there, and spread the work to areas around the country towards shared goals.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Dude singing show tunes while taking a poop is joy only brought about in Mamdani NYC.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

A part of doing combat sports for most of my life is being called tough, but knowing you're still mostly useless, then having to bite your tongue when your coworker talks about how prepared for conflict they are since they do Krav Maga im not tough but I will beat the fuck out of a krav maga guy

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Dixxon is white trash Burberry with more options.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

With Andy Williams passing, I tried to take a pass at my favorite Every Time I Die album, which is an impossible decision. However, I did stumble at Saw VI movie soundtrack which slaps for no fucking reason whatsoever.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Modern Liberal democracy is the luxury granted on the backs of socialists, communists, civil rights leaders, and trade unionists. And modern liberal democracy didnt run the table on anyone, it tries to sell the left up the stream to serve fascists filet mignon.

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Pumpkin Spice molotov cocktail Patrick @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I post on reddit once a month to see if redditors should still be held accountable for crimes against human evolution.

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