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Boater Witch Poppy

@boaterwitch.bsky.social
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Trans + Boater + Witch + L + Ratio Home of the post-op cumstack experiment she/her, 25, professional onanist, liveaboard boater not the rich hobbyist kind MDNI

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2h
Initial recon suggests that so far the enemy has not attempted to raid grain supplies, though for how long this will be true I cannot say. Currently en route to the notorious arms dealer Robert Dyas to procure a swift solution.
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 3h
Current estimates suggest the initial enemy incursion happened some time in the past week, though my intel is limited owing to having been out at partners' places most of the past week
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 3h
I have named my foe Wes. Originally I named him Jeremy but that name is too friendly. I don't feel guilt over killing Wes. I have nothing but contempt for Wes.
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 3h
Some sort of rodent has taken residence in one of my walls. I am now at war.
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 7h
Stone Butch blues but the cover is a picture of Christopher Eccleston
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2026
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
A poem in the shape of the artist beating Henry Kissinger to death, full text can be found on the website Taco Bell Quarterly
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger. ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are.
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Sarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every exercise of our personal autonomy is being psychiatrised a little bit at a time and that should terrify us all.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ONE TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: I don’t like AI THE OTHER TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Pretty naïve of you to say that when it just zip zorped the gringle in less than seven kleebs. SEVEN. KLEEBS.
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's fucking cold, I need income ASAP else I'm gonna freeze when this coal runs out
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or a bell for whom it tolls
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That is so insanely American and ngl it's crazy that I couldn't even find a wikipedia article on it
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gods I wish
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some kid who's the quarterback is picking some kind of hat, possibly as an indication of which uni he's going to? Is this an actual thing?
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watching lanterns: what in the america is a fucking hat ceremony
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When will car makers realise people don't want teslatrucks, they want electric remakes of the 1962 Buick Skylark
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Isn't it funny how all the things required to keep the net in a functional state also just so happen to be bad for kids? Torrents, online spaces, the internet archive. All bad for kids! What are the odds right?
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Marghoul @marghoul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have never been more thoroughly called out
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Average Eric's Realm video
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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Julia Van Dyke, the ðude 🏳️‍⚧️🦋 @imrustyokay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my seeb
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Need this ngl
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MEANBOSSART @meanbossart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry but I need to post this legendary Jaheira burn by itself as well. #art #jaheira #bg3 #dudrow #comic
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
do I hate Harold Bloom? yes. do I think he's an awful snob, and that King has some unacknowledged literary merit? absolutely. does he have a point? yeah, man. he has a point.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"what's that you're reading" is the most annoying question known to man, jail for 1000 years
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 30/09/2026
The peace Conan describes here is what I find so psychotic about Capitalism: The unnatural systemic need for more, growth, bigger, up, is constantly making people feel - mentally and financially - like where they’re at is not what success looks like, even if it’s exactly what makes them happy.
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm ngl I wasn't reading properly so at first I thought this was coming out against homeless people owning bikes 😭
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was a very easy interview for him, lot of layup questions that made it really easy for him to come across well, and on a youtube channel that skews younger and more left wing
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Andy Burmham doing a really good interview for Slow News Day is sort of terrible for the Greens ngl
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Mir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why does the snake woman have to have tits" why must morning sun glimmer on the freshly fallen snow? why must the crashing waterfall cast a rainbow? think before you speak idiot.
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how it feels
the wheel of samsara with a kitty powerless against the endless cycle of birth, suffering, death, and rebirth
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Pesky Splintergeist ~👻🌙~ @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My uncle is a soldier at the base and they said it was an et and they gave it a pepsi and it drank the pepsi and died. 😢
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maisie @maisie.dog · 26/09/2026
me: calm, collected you:
a map with the label “copers cope”
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't think this is true, the Chinese people I know are very aware of this
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Admittedly it's bad for anything which you can't learn by rote, but once you've done all the rote learning it makes it way easier to do all the stuff you can't do by rote
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am a flashcard/spaced repetition true believer now tbh, the only hard part is actually making the flashcards, once you've got a deck you can learn literally anything so fast
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I'd known how to use anki properly in school I think I might have actually got straight A's and I'm not even kidding
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They've taken the fucking indicator off showing how long the ads are gonna be on Amazon Video and it's fucking horrible, it makes me even more angry than it did before
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The Ghost Of Titsmas Future @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 25/09/2026
i accidentally did an infodump SORRY
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was also considering the Isle of Mann but I think that's slightly less independent than Jersey maybe?
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am playing fast and loose with definitions of "country"
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jersey
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No, I don't know "where I am" or "where I live" or "how to draw a clock" the computer can do that for me
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