Reposted by Boater Witch Poppyhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8hYall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 196101062611
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 3h"what's that you're reading" is the most annoying question known to man, jail for 1000 years 040
Reposted by Boater Witch Poppydaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 2550561315
Reposted by Boater Witch PoppyRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 30/09/2026The peace Conan describes here is what I find so psychotic about Capitalism: The unnatural systemic need for more, growth, bigger, up, is constantly making people feel - mentally and financially - like where they’re at is not what success looks like, even if it’s exactly what makes them happy. 12584115
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm ngl I wasn't reading properly so at first I thought this was coming out against homeless people owning bikes 😭 1140
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Andy Burmham doing a really good interview for Slow News Day is sort of terrible for the Greens ngl 120
Reposted by Boater Witch PoppyMir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"why does the snake woman have to have tits" why must morning sun glimmer on the freshly fallen snow? why must the crashing waterfall cast a rainbow? think before you speak idiot. 8451156
Reposted by Boater Witch PoppyPesky Splintergeist ~👻🌙~ @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My uncle is a soldier at the base and they said it was an et and they gave it a pepsi and it drank the pepsi and died. 😢 3286
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If I'd known how to use anki properly in school I think I might have actually got straight A's and I'm not even kidding 140
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They've taken the fucking indicator off showing how long the ads are gonna be on Amazon Video and it's fucking horrible, it makes me even more angry than it did before 0140
Reposted by Boater Witch Poppytina tittyfag @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 25/09/2026i accidentally did an infodump SORRY 172
Reposted by Boater Witch PoppyGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 205189175397
Reposted by Boater Witch Poppybijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i think about this post all the time. you might too 3269301748
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No, I don't know "where I am" or "where I live" or "how to draw a clock" the computer can do that for me 080
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026AI is good because it means you can display all the signs of dementia and isn't that just easier? 050
Reposted by Boater Witch PoppyHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026People get demoralized when transitioning when they discover that beyond the initial identification of "the problem," transitioning itself will not make you happy. What it provides is the POSSIBILITY for happiness by allowing you to more easily participate in romance, community and self-improvement 454083611
Reposted by Boater Witch PoppyMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman. 612268386
Reposted by Boater Witch Poppyyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 24/09/2026ok but are you a catholic shame kind of sub or a protestant work ethic kind of sub 1411015
Reposted by Boater Witch PoppyUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Will Stancil isn’t going to fuck you 661692231
Reposted by Boater Witch PoppyChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️🩹 604165574
Reposted by Boater Witch Poppyyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 23/09/2026whatever im feeling right now belongs in the DSM-6 820314
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don't even think you need to know literally anything about maths or actuary stuff to recognise this - it feels intuitive to me that insurance is sort of a way to spread costs out over a larger population 190
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think if someone started a fire around the fascists at Dover and blocked off the escape routes you could probably convince people that they accidentally did it themselves 0100
Reposted by Boater Witch PoppyRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/ 92121342103
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Trying to summon Black Phillip (The Devil) but accidentally summoning Black Peter (racist dutch companion of Santa Claus) 051
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just heard a guy pronounce something named a "Hermes" (after the Greek god) as "ermay" (like the bag), we've come full circle 080
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Canal vibes? I sure wish I had vibes in my (vaginal) canal! is tjis anything 1100
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I've had too many people follow me of the "Canal vibes" starter pack bc Canal Vibes is really not how I'd describe my account 050
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Learned about Chronic Wasting Disease the other day and now it makes me sad every time I see an American deer doing something otherwise funny 080
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Suddenly thinking about a book of orphic hymns/rituals I have which comes with a warning that doing them with people can spark a spontaneous orgy - I'm still yet to find out if that's a marketting gimmick or not... 041
Reposted by Boater Witch PoppyChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It ys tyme for Tulip skeptics to face some difficulte trouthes. Tulips are the waye of the future. Yf you do not invest yn Tulips you are way behinde. Yf you do not teache your children about Tulips thei will not be able to compete on the jobbe market. Onlye Luddites dislyke Tulips. 14734235
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Free outdoor gyms are cool but they get less and less usable as the weather gets colder, we need free indoor gyms too 090
Reposted by Boater Witch Poppycaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Nancy 9/9/26 223514506
Reposted by Boater Witch PoppyNick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Turkey rn:static.klipy.comWhat The Fuck WtfAlt: What The Fuck Wtf 56710
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Why does this sound like a cryptic crossword clue 1191
Reposted by Boater Witch PoppySandy Nelson @buckeejit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran has pulled out of his tour, triggering a by-election 7769151
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Learning mandarin tones and I can copy them out loud and tell there's a difference but I can't tell you which one is being used when it comes up in a sentence 150
Reposted by Boater Witch PoppyCharlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026via a coworker 47717
Reposted by Boater Witch PoppyRose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Please let this mean he does it in every language i actually love hearing his bad pronunciation its great its so human 3847
Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My thoughts on the green party translation thing is that they actually kinda messed up by doing the Urdu one (instead of a Bangladeshi one) and are now putting out more languages in order to cover but also it's good to have your election material in lots of different languages 040
Reposted by Boater Witch Poppy🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 15/09/2026SCOTTISH CIS FOLKS: if trans people are the only ones not answering this question, that’s gonna be bad news we need you to refuse to answer it, too 1518
Reposted by Boater Witch Poppy🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i don’t even have the energy to yell about this i’m so tired 3617
Reposted by Boater Witch PoppyDaniel C. Blight @danielcblight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026***URGENT PLEASE SHARE*** University of Brighton management have announced today that they ‘give notice of termination of all collective agreements’. This is a fundamental erasure of workers' rights. Management have announced the termination of all contractual documents, which includes: 13598709