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Boater Witch Poppy

@boaterwitch.bsky.social
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Trans + Boater + Witch + L + Ratio Home of the post-op cumstack experiment she/her, 25, professional onanist, liveaboard boater not the rich hobbyist kind MDNI

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8h
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 3h
"what's that you're reading" is the most annoying question known to man, jail for 1000 years
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 30/09/2026
The peace Conan describes here is what I find so psychotic about Capitalism: The unnatural systemic need for more, growth, bigger, up, is constantly making people feel - mentally and financially - like where they’re at is not what success looks like, even if it’s exactly what makes them happy.
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm ngl I wasn't reading properly so at first I thought this was coming out against homeless people owning bikes 😭
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Andy Burmham doing a really good interview for Slow News Day is sort of terrible for the Greens ngl
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Mir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why does the snake woman have to have tits" why must morning sun glimmer on the freshly fallen snow? why must the crashing waterfall cast a rainbow? think before you speak idiot.
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how it feels
the wheel of samsara with a kitty powerless against the endless cycle of birth, suffering, death, and rebirth
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Pesky Splintergeist ~👻🌙~ @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My uncle is a soldier at the base and they said it was an et and they gave it a pepsi and it drank the pepsi and died. 😢
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maisie @maisie.dog · 26/09/2026
me: calm, collected you:
a map with the label “copers cope”
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I'd known how to use anki properly in school I think I might have actually got straight A's and I'm not even kidding
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They've taken the fucking indicator off showing how long the ads are gonna be on Amazon Video and it's fucking horrible, it makes me even more angry than it did before
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tina tittyfag @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 25/09/2026
i accidentally did an infodump SORRY
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No, I don't know "where I am" or "where I live" or "how to draw a clock" the computer can do that for me
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI is good because it means you can display all the signs of dementia and isn't that just easier?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People get demoralized when transitioning when they discover that beyond the initial identification of "the problem," transitioning itself will not make you happy. What it provides is the POSSIBILITY for happiness by allowing you to more easily participate in romance, community and self-improvement
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 24/09/2026
ok but are you a catholic shame kind of sub or a protestant work ethic kind of sub
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will Stancil isn’t going to fuck you
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 23/09/2026
whatever im feeling right now belongs in the DSM-6
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't even think you need to know literally anything about maths or actuary stuff to recognise this - it feels intuitive to me that insurance is sort of a way to spread costs out over a larger population
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think if someone started a fire around the fascists at Dover and blocked off the escape routes you could probably convince people that they accidentally did it themselves
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trying to summon Black Phillip (The Devil) but accidentally summoning Black Peter (racist dutch companion of Santa Claus)
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just heard a guy pronounce something named a "Hermes" (after the Greek god) as "ermay" (like the bag), we've come full circle
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Canal vibes? I sure wish I had vibes in my (vaginal) canal! is tjis anything
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've had too many people follow me of the "Canal vibes" starter pack bc Canal Vibes is really not how I'd describe my account
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Learned about Chronic Wasting Disease the other day and now it makes me sad every time I see an American deer doing something otherwise funny
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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rodney dangerfield
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Suddenly thinking about a book of orphic hymns/rituals I have which comes with a warning that doing them with people can spark a spontaneous orgy - I'm still yet to find out if that's a marketting gimmick or not...
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It ys tyme for Tulip skeptics to face some difficulte trouthes. Tulips are the waye of the future. Yf you do not invest yn Tulips you are way behinde. Yf you do not teache your children about Tulips thei will not be able to compete on the jobbe market. Onlye Luddites dislyke Tulips.
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Free outdoor gyms are cool but they get less and less usable as the weather gets colder, we need free indoor gyms too
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
IT'S COLD AHHHHH
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nancy 9/9/26
The teacher asks Sluggo “if you had five brownies, and Nancy asked for two, how many would you have left?” He responds “zero.” 
She’s confused by this, asks him “what-?” He replies “Nancy would never just ask for two.” Nancy sits beside him, smiling slyly.
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Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Turkey rn:
static.klipy.com
What The Fuck Wtf
Alt: What The Fuck Wtf
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why does this sound like a cryptic crossword clue
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Sandy Nelson @buckeejit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran has pulled out of his tour, triggering a by-election
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Learning mandarin tones and I can copy them out loud and tell there's a difference but I can't tell you which one is being used when it comes up in a sentence
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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
via a coworker
the meme where someone protects a sleeping person from knives and bombs but instructions it’s ed sheeran standing by while a sleeping child gets bombarded by knives and grenades
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Please let this mean he does it in every language i actually love hearing his bad pronunciation its great its so human
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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My thoughts on the green party translation thing is that they actually kinda messed up by doing the Urdu one (instead of a Bangladeshi one) and are now putting out more languages in order to cover but also it's good to have your election material in lots of different languages
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SCOTTISH CIS FOLKS: if trans people are the only ones not answering this question, that’s gonna be bad news we need you to refuse to answer it, too
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i don’t even have the energy to yell about this i’m so tired
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Daniel C. Blight @danielcblight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
***URGENT PLEASE SHARE*** University of Brighton management have announced today that they ‘give notice of termination of all collective agreements’. This is a fundamental erasure of workers' rights. Management have announced the termination of all contractual documents, which includes:
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