Dan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sure, this rebrand will definitely turn the tides of public opinion. BTW the term Super Intelligence already has a meaning: when algorithmic capabilities far exceed human cognition, i.e. the very thing AI researchers are concerned about. 000
Dan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yes, the thing that made Heated Rivalry popular was that it involved ice. 000
Reposted by Dan Forschkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026is it cum, it’s cum isn’t it 915637
Reposted by Dan ForschMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴 52272332590
Reposted by Dan Forschsarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026we're boarding now. a gate attendant literally screamed at us to board by boarding group... and a hundred people just laughed in her face. we have formed a self-governing society at this point and her attempt to order us around is oddly funny 263736148
Dan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A thing that literally happened: AI researchers: We think AI could kill us all within 10 years Billionaire AI CEOs: We agree AI could kill us all. We will slow down to figure out how to do things safely Trump: No, you 're not allowed to slow down. Go faster! 021
Dan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I know he’s known mainly for losing, but McGovern is the perfect name for a politician. 000
Dan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Cool noisy muffler, dude! We all admire you so much. 000
Dan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My opinion of Kraft was crystallized when in a speech following the Malcolm Butler Super Bowl he likened what Patriots fans had endured (Deflategate) was akin to 9/11. 340
Dan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Half the time I don't even understand what's going on here. 000
Reposted by Dan ForschGeorge Wallace @handle.invalid · 10/09/2026How far we've fallen that the reaction to a President of the United States straight up bribing voters is "Well, he probably won't pay it" instead of "Holy shit, a President of the United States is straight up bribing voters!" 13956204
Reposted by Dan ForschRex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I prefer a phone I can roll up and swat flies with. 2543
Dan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cellular telephone. <send skeet> 011
Reposted by Dan ForschWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026New vibe just dropped 1508
Dan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Henceforth all 50 states and all territories will be known as Little America. All cities will be Americaburg. Thank you for your attention in this matter. 110
Reposted by Dan ForschThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Stereotype of Bluesky: Sensitive liberals Truth about Bluesky: Far more Reacher fans than you could ever imagine 782014153
Reposted by Dan ForschJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I guess someone’s got to leak the Epstein Files to Pablo Torre for the good of the nation. 567582
Reposted by Dan Forschmikedugar.bsky.social @mikedugar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026What’s up peoples. I wrote a book titled “12 As One” about the Seahawks’ Super Bowl season. It drops today. If you buy it, I’ll be very grateful. If you’d like a signed copy, DM me & we’ll make it happen Amazon link a.co/d/0btkTPZb Barnes & Noble link www.barnesandnoble.com/w/12-as-one-... 923039
Dan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I don't understand why people make a big deal about how someone loads the dishwasher. In my household nobody has ever complained. 100
Reposted by Dan ForschBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/08/2026somebody clip this please 493121217
Reposted by Dan ForschDan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Thinking about Aaron Donald and I can’t imagine if an all-time great software engineer joined my former company that I’d suddenly want to unretire. 001
Dan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I'm beginning to think that inspecting food sold to the public is a useful and necessary role of a functioning government. 021
Dan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Going to Ballard, anyone have a message for Jimothy you want me to pass along? 000
Dan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I would be concerned with going viral if it were even remotely possible for me to have a relatable thought. 000
Reposted by Dan ForschRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026look, Deshaun Watson is a terrible person, and he's actively antagonizing the loyal Browns fans still willing to pay money to see this awful team, and he's too old to be a part of the future of the franchise, and he's untradeable. But you've gotta admit: he's also absolutely terrible at football 741147162
Dan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Makes perfect sense because when has working with Trump ever backfired on anyone. 000
Dan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Oh no! Deshaun Watson doesn’t like the feeling of being disrespected. I sure hope they stop booing him. Also, it additionally IS about performance. 020
Dan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Am... am I a... spreadsheet person? I'm scared that I'm actually a spreadsheet person. 000
Reposted by Dan ForschHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Vote like your life depends on it, or the life of a friend, relative, or neighbor. Because it does. We’re the decoys now. 339164305445
Reposted by Dan ForschAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/08/2026welcome to the field of dreams, an homage to a movie revolving around men banned for life from baseball for gambling. brought to you by fanduel 313512796
Dan Forsch @bluemeanie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Do people with multiple nose piercings never have to blow their nose? 000
Reposted by Dan ForschThe Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Qatar Gifts President Trump Luxury Catering Cart 37919
