Reposted by mike mccoolBirds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You have to admire this guy's dedication to keeping it tight, despite being marooned on a desolate planet for 15 years. Ceti Alpha V didn't have food or water, but that didn't stop Khan from waxing his chest every day so that he could hunt Kirk 'round perdition's flames, tits out for revenge 653390
Reposted by mike mccoolhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026me: hey, aren't you jack reacher? reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok. me: ok t— reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era. 252620301
Reposted by mike mccoolWildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive. 414232633
Reposted by mike mccoolPistol Shrimp Games - Demo OUT NOW! @pistolshrimpgames.com · 02/09/2026The Free Stars: Children of Infinity Combat Demo launches on September 8th at 9am PDT. If you missed our Kickstarter, we're re-opening physical pledges for a limited time (or until we run out of stuff!). Get the deets here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/pis...kickstarter.comUpdate 53: Free Stars: Children of Infinity Combat Demo Releases on September 8th · FREE STARS: Children of InfinityThe Free Stars: Children of Infinity Combat Demo is releasing on Steam and GOG on September 8th at 9am PDT. You’ll be able to play our remade Super Melee experience from Children of Infinity with 38 t... 45728
Reposted by mike mccoolChristina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 01/09/2026I feel like this is really good UX. It communicates the rule very clearly AND the reason why you want to follow the rule 08511
Reposted by mike mccoolULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 23/08/2026DEMOLITION MAN (1993) 1846165
Reposted by mike mccoolHolly Bear ʕ e ᴥ eʔ 📄📚 @bearhybrid.art · 20/08/2026Don't feel bad if your first inclination is to go into 'Fix it' mode. Even a "That's rough buddy" is a good start to getting your friend out of their funk. Listen, ask em about it rather than comparing it to a problem you had/have. I have to work on this too #Oldbearcomics #TheBearMinimum 18457165
Reposted by mike mccoolDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182634351
Reposted by mike mccoolBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Honest to God, don't think I've been inspired by a YouTube video like this in my life. What a weird savant.youtube.comAmerica’s largest grocery store should be out of businessYouTube video by Morning Brew 1371831296
Reposted by mike mccoolBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I admire our government's new commitment to honesty. 563150012078
Reposted by mike mccoolLarry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal Patrick Kidd in The Times 5973731606
Reposted by mike mccoolNoema Magazine @noemamag.com · 18/06/2026“Detractors might scoff at Musk’s ambition to die on Mars, but at least the dying part would be easy.” — @henrywismayer.bsky.social #mars #spaceexploration #spacexnoemamag.comThe Mars Delusion | NOEMAEstablishing a human colony on Mars is fraught with risk. Why are so many people obsessed with achieving it? 45834150
mike mccool @bluemccool.bsky.social · 19/06/2026this is the martian history in richard k. morgan’s thin air 120
Reposted by mike mccoolemily s. @emily.news · 18/06/2026UI means user interface and UX means user exerface 452437432
Reposted by mike mccoolBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK 919181193036
Reposted by mike mccoolRami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 16/06/2026Game failure? Layoffs Game success? Layoffs Game delayed? Layoffs Game delivered? Layoffs Game announced? Layoffs Game unannounced? Layoffs Game good? Layoffs Game bad? Layoffs Game AI? Layoffs Game no-AI? Layoffs Game hated? Layoffs Game beloved? Layoffs Money cares more for layoffs than games. 8092532762
mike mccool @bluemccool.bsky.social · 15/06/2026i’m in this picture and i don’t like it theonion.com/salad-suppli...theonion.comSalad Suppliers Pledge To Continue Including Just Enough In Bag That Some Will Go Bad If You’re SingleSALINAS, CA—In an effort to maintain stringent industry standards, salad suppliers nationwide pledged Monday to continue including just enough greens in bagged salad so that some will go bad if you’re... 020
Reposted by mike mccoolBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/06/2026We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House. 99107411569
Reposted by mike mccoolvideajames (on vacation - comms reopen 10/1) @videajames.bsky.social · 06/06/2026do u see the vision 4447621618
Reposted by mike mccoolKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/05/2026"For a mere $10 million gift, you can help us remake the intellectual landscape by endowing a prestigious chair in an underrepresented subfield, such as geocentric astronomy, high-energy phlogiston physics, or patriotic history." Well played, @mcsweeneys.net. Well played.mcsweeneys.netWe’re Diversifying the University by Hiring More Crackpots“For too long, the university has ignored the wisdom of the donor class and hired based on academic excellence. Regrettably, this has led to the underreprese... 944287
Reposted by mike mccoolThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/05/2026Questions Grow Over Mystery Of Missing Legislative Branch 323824769
Reposted by mike mccoolBrian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 11/05/2026What so many have experienced personally has been confirmed by a new study: AI has been a disaster for working artists.bloodinthemachine.comThe AI-inflected crisis artists are facing, in 4 chartsAn alarming new study reveals the dire impact AI is having on artists' livelihoods. It does offer some hope, too. 211150487
Reposted by mike mccoolMike Masnick @masnick.com · 05/05/2026Can't wait to hear from the VC bros who supported Trump because of Biden's "tyrannical" attack on AI... on how they feel about Trump recreating Biden's policy, only way worse and more controlling. 912635
Reposted by mike mccoolJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Somehow Elon Musk has binged Iain Banks & not realized he’s Jolier Veppers. 4637
Reposted by mike mccoolAndrew Willmott @andrewwillmott.bsky.social · 28/04/2026legallayer.substack.com/p/who-owns-t...legallayer.substack.comWho Owns the Code Claude Wrote?AI-generated code copyright explained for builders. 021
Reposted by mike mccoolGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 20/04/2026top to bottom redesign of itunes 71856
Reposted by mike mccoolThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-… 252301237144
Reposted by mike mccoolMike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 12/04/2026what else can we get JD to do this weekend 561373152
Reposted by mike mccoolThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 10/04/2026something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that total eclipses are only possible on earth because the moon and sun appear to be the same size in our sky, due to the insanely, astronomically unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us. 8474401283
mike mccool @bluemccool.bsky.social · 05/04/2026this keeps getting funnier the more i think about it theonion.com/pete-hegseth...theonion.comPete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks BeerWASHINGTON—Saying he had finally found a military commander whose character was worthy of the U.S. Army, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Friday that he was replacing ousted top general Randy ... 000
Reposted by mike mccoolHannah Walser @hkpmw.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Oh no wait actually it’s 101481261
Reposted by mike mccoolMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I wrote some stupid, angry jokes about the stupid, angry video game layoffs this week.thegamer.comHow Is Tim Sweeney So Bad At This?Sweeney's apparent well-meaning follow up to laying off 1,000 people doesn't actually help anyone. 11487115
Reposted by mike mccoolBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/03/2026From Texas to Virginia to Minneapolis, people at No Kings protests agree: It is probably not great news that The Onion is doing so well right now. 384122662
Reposted by mike mccoolMicah @rincewind.run · 23/03/2026Discworld QOTD, from Maskerade “And he dreamed the dream of all those who publish books, which was to have so much gold in your pockets that you would have to employ two people just to hold your trousers up.” 464382
Reposted by mike mccoolJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 15/03/2026So, BlueSky, one of my passions is the study of tea in WW2. I need you to watch this oral history from three ex-tea ladies from the Bermondsey WVS. Because you could guess for ONE THOUSAND YEARS and you would not guess where it is going... #skystorians #history #tea 911639529
Reposted by mike mccoolGene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 09/03/2026I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring. 624129232181
mike mccool @bluemccool.bsky.social · 05/03/2026i stg we could be getting taken over by aliens and it wouldn’t look any different 000
Reposted by mike mccoolBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/02/2026We are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post. We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts. Ask not how a Space Pervert can dominate you. Ask how you can dominate a Space Pervert. Subscribe below.membership.theonion.comJoin The OnionDon’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news. 10969671747
Reposted by mike mccoolAmy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026douglas adams was our most accurate futurist 109109192781
Reposted by mike mccoolChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers. 228128803408