JP @bluecurtainrefugee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...open.substack.comSusan Collins Concerned That Maine Voters Might Remember Things She Has Done“I want voters to know that I’m concerned that they’re concerned," she said. 020
JP @bluecurtainrefugee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Borowitz. open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...open.substack.comTrump Tours Chinese Factory that Manufactures his BiblesVisiting the Trump Bible factory in Shanghai was the main reason for his China trip, he said. 020
JP @bluecurtainrefugee.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Who's next? I think it's a toss up between Hegseth and Patel. open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...open.substack.comIran Says It Has Started to Achieve Regime Change in US“First Kristi Noem, and now Pam Bondi,” the official Iranian statement read. “The dominoes are falling one by one.” 140
JP @bluecurtainrefugee.bsky.social · 05/03/2026www.borowitzreport.com/p/nations-do...borowitzreport.comNation’s Dogs Celebrate Noem’s FiringA Special TBR Career Obituary 041
Reposted by JPKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/02/2026A multimillionaire thinks that paying down the national debt is so important that all the poors should get into the workforce earlier, work in it harder, and stay in it later to help pay it off. It's the only possible way to do it! 56250861193
Reposted by JPChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 03/02/2026Therein lies the problem. ICE is terrorizing Los Angeles, and local police are choosing not to enforce the law banning masked federal agents. This is how trust collapses. 44837931475
Reposted by JPRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Golly gee, oh well. They got me again. What can I do about? 109491842254
Reposted by JPRanger Matt @tamranger.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Four attorneys told ABC News they have been denied access to their clients at the Whipple Federal Building in Minneapolis, where they are being held, which they say would violate 5th & 6th Amendment rights to due process & the right to consult with counsel. abcnews.go.com/US/lawyers-a...abcnews.go.comLawyers allege Dept. of Homeland Security is denying legal counsel to Minnesota detaineesFour attorneys told ABC News they have been denied access to their clients at the Bishop Henry Whipple Federal Building in Minneapolis, where they are being held. 11587584189
Reposted by JPCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 19/01/2026If you're a soldier in the 11th Airborne Division being ordered to prep for deployment to Minnesota or Greenland, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status. Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487 112167127176
Reposted by JPMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 19/01/2026“We must learn that passively to accept an unjust system is to cooperate with that system, and thereby to become a participant in its evil.” -- Martin Luther King Jr. 12479113003
Reposted by JPRachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 19/01/2026"In the immediate aftermath of the death of Renée Good in Minneapolis... an FBI agent in Minnesota conducted an initial review of the shooting and determined that sufficient grounds existed to open a probe into the actions of the officer who shot Good..." www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...washingtonpost.comFBI opened probe on Minneapolis shooting; none exists now, Justice Dept. saysAfter the death of Renée Good in Minneapolis, FBI agents launched a civil rights probe into the shooting. The Justice Department says no such case now exists. 25768432798
Reposted by JPDaily Kos @dailykos.com · 16/01/2026The Department of Health and Human Services yanked nearly $2 billion in mental health and substance abuse funding … then quietly put it back a day later after backlash. Absolute chaos masquerading as governance. www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...dailykos.comThis is no way to run a governmentWell, well, well, would you lookie here. The Department of Health and Human Services appears to have realized that slashing $2 billion in mental health and substance abuse treatment out of the blue… 65713
JP @bluecurtainrefugee.bsky.social · 15/01/2026open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...open.substack.comGreenland Suggests Trump Acquire Epstein’s Island Instead“Epstein’s island is bound to stir many happy memories for him," a Greenlandic government spokesman said. 110
Reposted by JPRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Europe having to perform military exercises against their primary threat, the United States. 1163240437622
Reposted by JPRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/01/2026That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers. Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? 2136343509915
Reposted by JPAdam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 03/01/2026The appropriate Democratic response is that the president is out of control. You don’t need to repeat his Maduro talking points. Stop being pussies. 21773121729
Reposted by JPAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/01/2026The “peace” President has started a war. 455106163393
Reposted by JPSherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country. @housedemocrats.bsky.social @senatedemocrats.bsky.social 712256397852
Reposted by JPSabrina Fernandes @sabrinafernandes.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Rubio is claiming that they did not need Congress permission because it was a law enforcement mission. The US is behaving as a global police state, extending its own arbitrary legal decisions to the whole world. This is not a problem just for Venezuela. 1668289626843
Reposted by JPMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Erroneously thinking you've taken intelligence tests, when the tests were administered because doctors are (repeatedly) concerned you have dementia and may pose a danger to yourself and others, is probably yet another sign that you actually do have dementia. 34849301178
Reposted by JPMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/12/2025If only we had an amendment to the Constitution that protected speech . . . 1290151523705
Reposted by JPLiam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 23/12/2025So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions 40982172374
Reposted by JPAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Garcia: First, let’s be very honest about what’s happening. This is a White House cover-up. They are now involved in an illegal cover-up of the Epstein files. They’re defying Congress. They’re defying their own base. They’re lying to the American people. 11464022021
Reposted by JPAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 23/12/2025The DOJ released a video said to show Epstein’s suicide, then pulled it after it was identified as fake. 1151819396
Reposted by JPThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Leavitt: “These are heinous monsters.” Reality: Half had no charges, “ICE’s own records say only 3% had been sentenced for a violent crime” 26939501479
Reposted by JPThe Watchdog Coalition @thewatchdogco.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Mike Johnson closed the House down early to avoid a vote on extending ACA tax credits. Nice try, Mike—all that does is give us more time to rally up support. Let's get loud as hell, folks, and make sure every member of Congress knows where we stand: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...actionnetwork.orgTell Congress: Demand Speaker Johnson hold a vote IMMEDIATELY on the ACA tax credit extensionContact Congress today! 433103563436
Reposted by JPAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Garcia: If you are a whistleblower at the FBI, at the DOJ, if you worked hard to put the files together and are seeing your work now being hidden by your own DOJ, contact the oversight committee. We have whistleblower protections. 285149945365
Reposted by JPThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/12/2025#MedicareForAllNOW 12946021630
Reposted by JPRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Why did CBS delete this promo and cancel this from airing in full? 1534212759189
Reposted by JPAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Bingo Bongo found out the Deep State and the Epstein Files are both full of Republicans and now he’s ready to go back to lying to people on his podcast 842575534
Reposted by JPAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/12/2025Is there any precedent in modern history for a mass shooting occurring in a public setting with 10+ casualties and the perpetrator not being apprehended? It's really hard to fathom. 37458991114
Reposted by JPChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/12/2025First it was "we have to blow up dozens of people on boats because of fetnanyl." But obviously it wasn't fentanyl being trafficked so then: narco terrorists are shipping cocaine! But then Wiles tells a reporter it's all about regime change and today it's bc US oil companies got kicked out in 2007? 33591502109
Reposted by JPChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Gotta say it's mindblowing to me that the Brown shooter is still at large and they don't even seem to have identified who they're looking for. 1065133242055
Reposted by JPAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/12/2025Ossoff: "She's gonna have to give up her insurance in the middle of chemotherapy while she's fighting breast cancer. What are people supposed to do when they lose health insurance in the middle of a cancer battle? ... this is life or death" 32887683301
Reposted by JPRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Eileen Higgins just became the first Democrat elected mayor of Miami in nearly 30 years. 33781121561
Reposted by JPjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/12/2025gorsuch in particular is just monstrously arrogant. the portrait of a fart sniffer. 753361419
Reposted by JPRachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 07/12/2025"The group rallied amid frigid conditions at the Target store on East Lake Street, alleging it allowed agents to stage raids in the parking lot. 'You cannot celebrate our communities on your commercials while letting ICE stalk them in your parking lot'...” www.startribune.com/twin-cities-... 282115603889
Reposted by JPLiving in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape @breakify.bsky.social · 07/12/2025If Trump gets to overturn birthright citizenship, I never want to hear another fucking excuse from any Dem ever again for why they can't just do whatever the fuck they want. 33925157
Reposted by JPjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/12/2025tom cotton looks and sounds like a guy that holt mccallany would have tried to kick the shit out of on MINDHUNTERS 391860158
JP @bluecurtainrefugee.bsky.social · 07/12/2025In case there was ANY doubt: bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comNew US security strategy aligns with Russia's vision, Moscow saysThe Kremlin welcomes the starkly worded document, which does not cast Russia as a threat to the US. 011
Reposted by JPRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/12/2025The US government is summarily executing people on a weekly basis without telling the American people any of their names or presenting any proof of their guilt, for alleged crimes that do not carry the death penalty in the US. 728181396586
Reposted by JPSherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 06/12/2025It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question. 423134985034
Reposted by JPAnthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 23/11/2025For over 300 years now, it is a bedrock principle in Anglo-American constitutionalism that obedience is owed according only to law. Refusal to follow an illegal command is not only a moral choice but an absolute duty. 1733753884
Reposted by JPMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Did Kristi and Kash get to Vegas in one of Kristi's Gulfstream G700 private jets taxpayers paid $200,000,000 for or did they use a $60,000,000 FBI private jet that taxpayers also paid for? These are incompetent fools only on the job for the attention and theft. 1412102787
Reposted by JPPam Spaulding @pamspaulding.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Unqualified, corrupt, & dangerous leeches on OUR DIME live it up, shamelessly: "This is a fantastic event to celebrate not just these drivers & teams but also the great competition F1 is. up here. We're just glad everyone could come & do it securely." — Kristi Noem 🧾 share.google/YJYnB993KUZm...share.googleFBI's Patel, Homeland Security's Noem attend Las Vegas GP 2025fbi director kash patel and homeland security secretary kristi noem attended the las vegas grand prix 2025 on saturday arriving on the red carpet with formula one ceo stefano domenicali they later tou... 2157