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BlonicYouth

@blonicyouth.bsky.social
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 16h
scientists have discovered how to use ai to automate "jacking off"
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so if you are 90% sure there is a piece of computer hardware you own under a giant pile of junk you have stored, and you want it but going through the junk could take ages, what's the cost threshold where you just buy another one? is it $50?
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
saying Porta John like real quick like "parmesan"
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
midlife bubblegum crisis
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People have been debating the question of "who the real predator is" in Primetime. I would have thought the answer was obvious, that it's the giant lion that is perpetually stalking the show's set, but I guess some people were too taken in by Pattinson's magnetism to notice.
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Nire Bryce @nirebryce.breadthcharge.net · 30/09/2026
elizabeth theranos in those trailers looks like someone about to turn into a bush in Annihilation
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I miss when there were more blogs i miss when there were websites written by people talking about your tech problems
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Favorite web browser that won’t pointlessly update without asking and delete all your passwords and bookmarks? Asking for a friend.
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Thank you Garfield.
A drawing of a plush Garfield. It's surrounded by hearts. Text reads: "I don't like Mondays - but I love you".
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
before you have a Take, consider: "Is this guy full of shit?"
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there's Book Smart and then there's Toilet Smart
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
relax your diaphragms rn
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm not afraid that AI is gonna kill me. What's it gonna do? throw child porn at me?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Labor Day
@ryanbeckwith
At word 3 you're bored at word 6 your ears perk up at word 11 your mind is blown

@ABC7NY
Target joins Costco in dropping coconut milk brand over forced monkey labor allegations
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
finally a name for my son
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thinking about the Dilbert guy today. not sure why.
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
without losing respect for him can we at least acknowledge that Scotty was acting the fuck up in this? straight getting in everyone's way acting like he knows everything being all "I'm old so I know everything." people were trying to be nice and he was being a dick.
screen from TNG episode Relics, the one with Scotty in it. Here Scotty is leaning over Geordi's shoulder with a smug look. bothering the shit out of him at work.
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The term “Dirtbag Centrist” popped in my head and I’m trying to figure if it means anything
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I will not say "please" and "thank you" to your chatbots or smartfridges. That privilege is reserved for my *loyal* appliances (microwave, regular fridge).
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What's amazing is that you know for absolute certain that within a few years, you'll see the medical gofundmes and obituaries of the writers and artists who made this movie possible in the first place. Much sooner, you'll see such as half the VFX studio laid off through an email.
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yay Victis. The conquered are chilling 😎
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
they steal your labor then they cut you out. that's what page rank was originally, it was based on links that humans made to help each other. then they train ai on your blog to steal the content too.
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
to the gnat in the room with me: we can live in peace if you just would stay away from my mouth and eyes
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
some of you aren't taking care of your hips and it shows youtu.be/Xq_9d0DvrSY?...
youtu.be
Fighters and Dancers Use This Uncommon Exercise for Stronger Hips
YouTube video by Mark Wildman
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
good afternoon to Kryzsztof Penderecki only youtu.be/HilGthRhwP8?...
youtu.be
Penderecki - Threnody (Animated Score)
YouTube video by gerubach
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
sus4 chords appreciation post
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
choose
screen from Chronomaster (1995) and old school adventure game with cheesy 3D graphics. we're standing in a reactor room with two guys yelling at us to choose which button to push. The text prompt has two options we choose from that reads "SAVE WORLD" or "DESTROY WORLD"
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
take a break and listen to this medieval chorale music (it's dope I swear) youtu.be/vBZ-pmN5T0A?...
youtu.be
Johannes Ockeghem - Missa Caput - Kyrie
YouTube video by Horst Jaquet
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
computer art (1998) archive.org/details/Aust...
blue sky. a man on green grass with trees in the distance, pointing a gun upward at a giant floating fish. overlaid red text: don't shoot i come in peace
smaller overlaid text at the bottom right of the image: by bob danger
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A whole lot of people with otherwise progressive views suddenly get real mad when you talk about doing anything at all to address the scourge of speeding drivers killing people
The Garfield, "You are not immune to propaganda" meme but instead it says car brain
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
we got the mexico filter in prov today
Dunkin' under a yellow sky
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.
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Skybrush Threepwood @skybrush.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Man, isn't it great that we created an economy where the value of a company - even an entire industry - can be completed divorced from whether it actually makes the thing it's ostensibly supposed to be making? Where not making the things are even incentivized? Nothing bad ever came of that, huh?
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
inventing the term Whimsypunk. no idea what it's supposed to mean
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
so did we ever figure out what those chuds with the white masks were all about yesterday? did they go anywhere in particular or did they just walk around randomly?
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Blake ™ @neilnevins.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
thinking about how self-help stuff is always like "if you want to accomplish something, you have to try to do it!" and crowds go crazy for that and take to the streets and arena sized conferences
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 30/06/2026
It’s always interesting when I get to explain to a cis person that the current anti-trans hysteria is not only 100% astroturfed, it’s 180° opposite of the initial popular reaction to public medical transition. People thought it was cool! Look what modern medicine can do! She’s a bombshell!
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Watching the video from The Ring on my phone so she comes out of my screen real tiny and I can just put her in a mug
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Mozart was a fart jokes and party guy. I bet he'd be pissed at all the MUSIC FOR SERIOUS THINKING AND STUDYING videos people post.
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
update
the guillotine but it's painted like a pride flag now
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
the Granny Smith is a perfect summer apple. my idea of excitement today is learning I can increase my mouse cursor size so I don't lose track of it anymore. my creativity is so dumpstered right now I want to #die
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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
vince mcman meme with the top three parts of that pyramid
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Lisa Stampnitzky 🤷🏻‍♀️ @lisastampnitzky.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
(Trigger warning: any sociologists among us may wish to avert their eyes to avoid spontaneous combustion resulting from exposure to the worst theory of social action I have seen in decades) For the rest of you, beware if you are “unhappy” or “looking for justice” you may be on the road to terrorism
Image from the UK dept for education.  The “pyramid” theory of terrorism.  Image of a pyramid, with layers in ascending order labeled “unhappy people”,”looking for justice”, “frustration, perceived grievances and anger”, “seeks like
Minded individuals or groups”, “further radicalisation”, “attack”
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certified boogeyman @jagheadroom.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
stay hard out there
A portrait of Dale Gribble in a balaclava and orange hat with a Sabocat on it, over a technicolor sunset, with the text “Despair is easy, hope is hard, and Brother, I like to stay hard”.
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 16/06/2026
using AI at any stage of game development is loser shit but the excuse of "oh we only used it during the concept art stage" is always insane to me. concept art is literally the fun part. you asked the robot to do the fun part for you. do you also need the robot to eat dessert for you
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 16/06/2026
I love that me and @davidjroth.bsky.social published substantively the same paragraph today (and that his version is quite a bit better) defector.com/promises-mad...
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Promises Made, Promises Kept: The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Absolutely Looks Like Shit Now | Defector
If everyone in the United States weren’t living downstream from its consequences, it would be a pretty good tragic flaw that Donald Trump wants more than anything to be seen as a brilliant man who has...
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