Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I ‘m at Michael’s and one of managers that works there has excellent customer service but I can tell by the tone of his voice that when he punches out, he probably goes home and screams into his pillow. I do not miss retail at all. 000 0
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 26/07/2025With the amount of love I feel for my pets I am so grateful I surgically opted out of parenthood I don't know how I could handle this type of pain if it was a child and not just a cat. 000 0
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 21/07/2025I saw my new PCP today and the first thing she told me after talking with her is that I need to go back on my Ritalin like-- yesterday. So here I am. Back on my Ritalin. #iamgoongtobeinsufferable 000 0
Reposted by BleuSmallpwbbles @smallpwbbs.bsky.social · 20/07/2025There’s a weird looking mailman outside #Deltarune #animatic 3524200 524
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 19/07/2025If you told me 10 years ago I would be crying over the gay divorce of a Cathode Ray Tube television and the personification of spammy malware possessing a ventriloquist dummy I wouldn't have believed you. But here we are. #deltarune #spamton #tenna #spamtenna 090 9
Reposted by BleuSpelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke 212113541678 11.4K
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Deltarune is by far one of the greatest games I've ever played. Hands down. 000 0
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 01/07/2025that moment when you eat a delicious chocolate bar and don't realize a piece of chocolate broke off and somehow ended up on the seat of your pants and you were walking around looking like you shit yourself for who knows how long. 000 0
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I went to the dentist for the first time since 2017, according to them my teeth are incredible despite the lack of check ups.The dental hygienist asked what my secret was so I will share it with you because dental shit is expensive. Oil pulling and a water flosser. Do it at night before brushing. 010 1
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I saw the Annoying Orange at the local street fair. Told her she made my childhood. 010 1
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I know un poco Español, so sometimes I speak Spanish phrases I know. I was guiding my niece to the bathroom. I said mostly under my breath: "Donde está el baño?" And a random lady said "Bathrooms are over there!" 000 0
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Oh I just looove getting deadnamed at the doctor's office! So great! So cool! Even with documentation! Wow. Great. 100 1
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Anyone who relies on AI to do their job is not qualified for that job. 110 1
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 11/06/2025I have been playing Skyrim off and on since it came out in 2011 for the first time I witnessed a dragon dropping a giant out of the sky. I'm happy that a game that is almost 14 years old continues to surprise me. 010 1
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 09/06/2025There is a soda machine at work, and I purchased a soda for myself because I was running behind and didn't have time to pick up caffeine elsewhere. The machine spat out a bonus soda for me! So now I have two sodas! Look at me go! 010 1
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Here I am. Buying Skyrim a THIRD TIME. To be fair I've bought Stardew Valley three times and Undertale twice. 110 1
Reposted by Bleuwelcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 27/05/2025#webcomic #poorlydrawnlines 09214 92
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Elder Scrolls lore goes fucking hard I am OBSESSED. #theelderscrolls #elderscrolls #oblivion #skyrim 010 1
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 09/05/2025When your deadname isn't that common but an actress who has it suddenly gets their big break so now you see and hear it everywhere. #andor 000 0
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Of course when a movie score slaps it's Son Lux. #thunderbolts 000 0
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 23/04/2025The Oblivion Remaster is the only thing I will be talking about for the next seven years kthx bai. 000 0
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I just found out that someone gifted the late Pope Francis Undertale to help change the Vatican's mind about video games and apparently he played it because a song from the game was later used at a Vatican event. I can't believe I did not know Francis was a gamer. #gamerpope 010 1
Reposted by BleuBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 11/04/2025 11481271829 8.1K
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I am at the DMV and there is a clerk checking if people have the right stuff for their appointment. He told me "could have a seat" and I immediately replied "thank you, you too" I told this poor man to sit down lol. 110 1
Reposted by BleuFilm Crave @filmcrave.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Robert Pattinson is in talks to join the cast of Denis Villeneuve’s ‘DUNE: MESSIAH’. 🎬 Also starring Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, Anya Taylor-Joy and Florence Pugh. 3787 78
Reposted by BleuRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 08/04/2025just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of l’officiel magazine: thread 1328834 288
Reposted by Bleumichael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 08/04/2025The woods are lovely, dark and deep. I wish I was special. But I’m a creep. 312927 129
Reposted by BleuVivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 07/04/2025HAHAHAHAHAHA I’M SCREAMING😭😭😭media.tenor.coma man wearing a hat and an orange shirt says " get her jade "ALT: a man wearing a hat and an orange shirt says " get her jade " 11129965 1.3K
Reposted by Bleujamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/04/2025my offer to america: we bring woke back 303620588596 62.1K
Reposted by Bleuamerica.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 07/04/2025🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 #Canada #elbowsup 0367 36
Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 07/04/2025My boss told me that I "Work myself until I'm sick." and that I should "Stop that." Me and my burnout feel personally attacked. 010 1