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@bleugene.bsky.social
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Your local cryptid. I liek video gaemz.

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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I ‘m at Michael’s and one of managers that works there has excellent customer service but I can tell by the tone of his voice that when he punches out, he probably goes home and screams into his pillow. I do not miss retail at all.
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
With the amount of love I feel for my pets I am so grateful I surgically opted out of parenthood I don't know how I could handle this type of pain if it was a child and not just a cat.
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I saw my new PCP today and the first thing she told me after talking with her is that I need to go back on my Ritalin like-- yesterday. So here I am. Back on my Ritalin. #iamgoongtobeinsufferable
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Smallpwbbles @smallpwbbs.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
There’s a weird looking mailman outside #Deltarune #animatic
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
If you told me 10 years ago I would be crying over the gay divorce of a Cathode Ray Tube television and the personification of spammy malware possessing a ventriloquist dummy I wouldn't have believed you. But here we are. #deltarune #spamton #tenna #spamtenna
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Deltarune is by far one of the greatest games I've ever played. Hands down.
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
that moment when you eat a delicious chocolate bar and don't realize a piece of chocolate broke off and somehow ended up on the seat of your pants and you were walking around looking like you shit yourself for who knows how long.
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I went to the dentist for the first time since 2017, according to them my teeth are incredible despite the lack of check ups.The dental hygienist asked what my secret was so I will share it with you because dental shit is expensive. Oil pulling and a water flosser. Do it at night before brushing.
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
To everyone saying I was overreacting. Fuck you.
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I know un poco Español, so sometimes I speak Spanish phrases I know. I was guiding my niece to the bathroom. I said mostly under my breath: "Donde está el baño?" And a random lady said "Bathrooms are over there!"
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Oh I just looove getting deadnamed at the doctor's office! So great! So cool! Even with documentation! Wow. Great.
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I have been playing Skyrim off and on since it came out in 2011 for the first time I witnessed a dragon dropping a giant out of the sky. I'm happy that a game that is almost 14 years old continues to surprise me.
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
There is a soda machine at work, and I purchased a soda for myself because I was running behind and didn't have time to pick up caffeine elsewhere. The machine spat out a bonus soda for me! So now I have two sodas! Look at me go!
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Here I am. Buying Skyrim a THIRD TIME. To be fair I've bought Stardew Valley three times and Undertale twice.
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Robin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
This‼️
A heartfelt "fuck you" to everyone who told me I was overreacting in November 2016.
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welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
#webcomic #poorlydrawnlines
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Elder Scrolls lore goes fucking hard I am OBSESSED. #theelderscrolls #elderscrolls #oblivion #skyrim
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
When your deadname isn't that common but an actress who has it suddenly gets their big break so now you see and hear it everywhere. #andor
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Of course when a movie score slaps it's Son Lux. #thunderbolts
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The Oblivion Remaster is the only thing I will be talking about for the next seven years kthx bai.
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I just found out that someone gifted the late Pope Francis Undertale to help change the Vatican's mind about video games and apparently he played it because a song from the game was later used at a Vatican event. I can't believe I did not know Francis was a gamer. #gamerpope
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Guy Bundestrivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
A man asks another man with a flabbergasted expression "why are you looking at my feet, Lawrence?" Lawrence kneels down, points to the first man's shoes and asks "are those... are those Sora's shoes from Kingdom Hearts?" The first man asks "what's Kingdom Hearts?" Lawrence grips the side of his head in disbelief. He says "the mystery deepens further..." The first man, annoyed, says "these are medical orthotics, Lawrence."
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
One Hole per beverage

A coke machine at a fast food place from befor the 2010s is shown next to a big green check mark

Unholy drink cloaca

A coke machine with a single dispenser and an screen for choice is shown
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I am at the DMV and there is a clerk checking if people have the right stuff for their appointment. He told me "could have a seat" and I immediately replied "thank you, you too" I told this poor man to sit down lol.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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tamrakat @tamrakat.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Film Crave @filmcrave.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Robert Pattinson is in talks to join the cast of Denis Villeneuve’s ‘DUNE: MESSIAH’. 🎬 Also starring Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, Anya Taylor-Joy and Florence Pugh.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of l’officiel magazine: thread
Bert and Ernie as Vic Mensa and Chance the Rapper on the cover of L’Officiel magazine.
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The woods are lovely, dark and deep. I wish I was special. But I’m a creep.
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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
HAHAHAHAHAHA I’M SCREAMING😭😭😭
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a man wearing a hat and an orange shirt says " get her jade "
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/04/2025
my offer to america: we bring woke back
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 #Canada #elbowsup
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tamrakat @tamrakat.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Bleu @bleugene.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
My boss told me that I "Work myself until I'm sick." and that I should "Stop that." Me and my burnout feel personally attacked.
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Ben Stiller @benstiller.redhour.com · 04/04/2025
This is very cool that ODESZA did this. #severance open.spotify.com/album/7bNj7h...
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Music To Refine To: A Remix Companion to Severance
ODESZA · EP · 2025 · 7 songs
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Antarctica Tariffs Announced It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight... 🐧 💰 🐧 💰 🐧 💰
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a large flock of penguins are walking in the snow with national geographic wild written on the bottom right
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Donnacha @donnacha.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
In the next few days we’re going to see a hundred different pics of Val Kilmer from a hundred different movies with everyone saying it was his best role and somehow every one of them will be correct. What a guy.
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