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michael röbbins

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Vibes so bad I want to puke books: Walkman | Alien vs. Predator | Equipment for Living: On Poetry & Pop Music | &c. gunsnrobbins.substack.com/?utm_camp… Free Palestine bit.ly/3pY75Rz

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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
the English Graduate Studies board is getting a little too real
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20h
J Mascis is trying to tell us something gunsnrobbins.substack.com/p/listening-...
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Listening to Too Much Dinosaur Jr.
one notices patterns
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I asked a student how much she paid to see Harry Styles. She said, sheepishly, "Less than a thousand." You could go to Paris for less than a thousand, youngsters, come on
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20h
J Mascis is trying to tell us something gunsnrobbins.substack.com/p/listening-...
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Listening to Too Much Dinosaur Jr.
one notices patterns
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how on earth is J Macsis, of all the flanneled ‘90s burnouts, still writing great songs open.spotify.com/track/6duF3d...
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Dinosaur Jr. · There Near · Song · 2026
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there are some insane Dinosaur Jr rankings on this planet, man, so for the record (new album has at least two great songs, but too early to rank): 1. Where You Been 2. Bug 3.. You're Living All Over Me 4. Green Mind 5. Hand It Over (for "Alone") or maybe Farm (for "Said the People")
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I asked a student how much she paid to see Harry Styles. She said, sheepishly, "Less than a thousand." You could go to Paris for less than a thousand, youngsters, come on
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m doing this tomorrow. Should anyone find themselves in Montclair with a hankering for classic Howard Hawks
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Granta @grantamag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
‘Our parents / never had a clue where we were. / It’s not that they trusted the world / but they consented to live in it.’ Poetry by Michael Robbins. granta.com/people-keep-...
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People Keep Finding Bodies in Joshua Tree | Michael Robbins | Granta
‘The author claims that “bodies / don’t bury themselves” / but the late ’90s taught me / otherwise.' A poem by Michael Robbins.
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m doing this tomorrow. Should anyone find themselves in Montclair with a hankering for classic Howard Hawks
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Book Post @bookpostusa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Michael Robbins reflects on several poems about our current moment in history. Read his review on our Substack! books.substack.com/p/review-mic... cc @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social @joriegraham.bsky.social
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Review: Michael Robbins on recent poetry
Raw bulletins addressing dark times
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
well, I’ve now read just about all of Ben Jonson’s poems
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pope’s lines from “An Essay on Criticism” have been much misunderstood: Where'er you find "the cooling western breeze," In the next line, it "whispers through the trees." It’s not the predictability of rhyme pairs that is being censured (Pope used “trees | breeze” more than once) but (1/2)
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pope’s lines from “An Essay on Criticism” have been much misunderstood: Where'er you find "the cooling western breeze," In the next line, it "whispers through the trees." It’s not the predictability of rhyme pairs that is being censured (Pope used “trees | breeze” more than once) but (1/2)
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“This poem more than any other makes me feel the totality and the weight of our historical moment, which is perhaps terminal. The rage of, the goodbye of it all” I wrote about some recent poetry for @bookpostusa.bsky.social cc @joriegraham.bsky.social books.substack.com/p/review-mic...
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Review: Michael Robbins on recent poetry
Raw bulletins addressing dark times
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tre White is back! ROCK CHALK
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“This poem more than any other makes me feel the totality and the weight of our historical moment, which is perhaps terminal. The rage of, the goodbye of it all” I wrote about some recent poetry for @bookpostusa.bsky.social cc @joriegraham.bsky.social books.substack.com/p/review-mic...
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Review: Michael Robbins on recent poetry
Raw bulletins addressing dark times
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
not long now till I can scavenge candy from the plastic pumpkins scattered around campus
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Granta @grantamag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
‘Lisa told me the bully / I fantasized about taking apart / fell out of a tree, high, / and died, decades ago.’ Poetry by Michael Robbins. granta.com/people-keep-...
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People Keep Finding Bodies in Joshua Tree | Michael Robbins | Granta
‘The author claims that “bodies / don’t bury themselves” / but the late ’90s taught me / otherwise.' A poem by Michael Robbins.
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Query from my editor: “I can’t believe I’m asking you this, but do they style themselves Guns N’ Roses?” And they do. It’s just always annoyed me. Why isn’t there an apostrophe before the N? Why is the N capitalized?
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it was thoughtful of Olivia Rodrigo to include a line of perfect iambic pentameter in "The Cure" ("I thought I found the antidote this time") to help out my prosody lesson today
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every Monday in my class is Grindcore Monday (we listen to a little grindcore) & every Wednesday is Free Jazz Wednesday (we listen to a little free jazz). It’s unclear which the students hate more
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Listening to R.E.M. for the first time since college (because they’re so annoying) I notice that one of my old favorites begins “This flower is scorched, this film is on a maddening loop,” lines which take on a new resonance in our wildfire climate apocalypse. Crazy what we could’ve had
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my relative (great-great-something) Nixey Callahan pitched the first no-hitter in American League (not just franchise) history for the Chicago White Sox on this date in 1902
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Listening to R.E.M. for the first time since college (because they’re so annoying) I notice that one of my old favorites begins “This flower is scorched, this film is on a maddening loop,” lines which take on a new resonance in our wildfire climate apocalypse. Crazy what we could’ve had
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the old Norton Critical Editions were endearingly ugly
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
new cat just dropped
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Camera Lucida print vs e-book … hmm
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m not a Dillard fan, but I read this to my students every semester: “As far as I was concerned, writing in college didn't consist of what little Annie had to say, but what Wallace Stevens had to say. I didn't come to college to think my own thoughts, I came to learn what had been thought."
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m not a Dillard fan, but I read this to my students every semester: “As far as I was concerned, writing in college didn't consist of what little Annie had to say, but what Wallace Stevens had to say. I didn't come to college to think my own thoughts, I came to learn what had been thought."
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh Lord here come the thinkpieces
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Granta @grantamag.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
‘Frosty, my grandmother’s horse, / was kind of a dick / and once bit her “on the tit” / as she liked to tell visitors.’ Poetry by Michael Robbins. granta.com/people-keep-...
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People Keep Finding Bodies in Joshua Tree | Michael Robbins | Granta
‘The author claims that “bodies / don’t bury themselves” / but the late ’90s taught me / otherwise.' A poem by Michael Robbins.
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it’s a pillow, i think i’m good
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IIML @modernletters.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Michael Robbins in California, along with the ghostly of lyrics of music past
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People Keep Finding Bodies in Joshua Tree
‘The author claims that “bodies / don’t bury themselves” / but the late ’90s taught me / otherwise.' A poem by Michael Robbins.
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
honestly, Agamemnon had it coming
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When exactly was the US committed to these values? How does any self-respecting author continue to write for The Atlantic
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
new poem in @grantamag.bsky.social f/ sonic youth, charli xcx, minutemen, eagles, joni, delines, mazzy star, the cure, sugarhill gang, geto boys, motley crüe, iron maiden, slayer, reo speedwagon, adrianne lenker, def leppard, gram parsons, ani difranco, n.w.a., et al. (free to read)
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People Keep Finding Bodies in Joshua Tree
‘The author claims that “bodies / don’t bury themselves” / but the late ’90s taught me / otherwise.' A poem by Michael Robbins.
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When exactly was the US committed to these values? How does any self-respecting author continue to write for The Atlantic
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Granta @grantamag.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
‘You can see why all the freaks / end up in the desert. / Saint Anthony, Manson, / Brigham Young.’ Poetry by Michael Robbins. granta.com/people-keep-...
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People Keep Finding Bodies in Joshua Tree
‘The author claims that “bodies / don’t bury themselves” / but the late ’90s taught me / otherwise.' A poem by Michael Robbins.
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[moved to joyful tears emoji]
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
new poem in @grantamag.bsky.social f/ sonic youth, charli xcx, minutemen, eagles, joni, delines, mazzy star, the cure, sugarhill gang, geto boys, motley crüe, iron maiden, slayer, reo speedwagon, adrianne lenker, def leppard, gram parsons, ani difranco, n.w.a., et al. (free to read)
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People Keep Finding Bodies in Joshua Tree
‘The author claims that “bodies / don’t bury themselves” / but the late ’90s taught me / otherwise.' A poem by Michael Robbins.
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The room where John Keats died, in an apartment adjoining the Spanish Steps in Rome. These are not the original furnishings, which were burned for fear of contagion. I bought a little edition of his poems, though I already own all his poems several times over. This one came from this house.
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The room where John Keats died, in an apartment adjoining the Spanish Steps in Rome. These are not the original furnishings, which were burned for fear of contagion. I bought a little edition of his poems, though I already own all his poems several times over. This one came from this house.
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
👀
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
in the last year of his life Harold Bloom managed to condense all his worst impulses into a single insane paragraph
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
in the last year of his life Harold Bloom managed to condense all his worst impulses into a single insane paragraph
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
turns out we *do* need dark sarcasm in the classroom
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
turns out we *do* need dark sarcasm in the classroom
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
people say Freud reduces everything to sex but it would be closer to the truth to say he expands sex to everything
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