Reposted by michael röbbinsmichael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 10/12/2025the English Graduate Studies board is getting a little too real 2236
Reposted by michael röbbinsmichael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20hJ Mascis is trying to tell us something gunsnrobbins.substack.com/p/listening-...gunsnrobbins.substack.comListening to Too Much Dinosaur Jr.one notices patterns 061
Reposted by michael röbbinsmichael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I asked a student how much she paid to see Harry Styles. She said, sheepishly, "Less than a thousand." You could go to Paris for less than a thousand, youngsters, come on 182
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20hJ Mascis is trying to tell us something gunsnrobbins.substack.com/p/listening-...gunsnrobbins.substack.comListening to Too Much Dinosaur Jr.one notices patterns 061
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026how on earth is J Macsis, of all the flanneled ‘90s burnouts, still writing great songs open.spotify.com/track/6duF3d...open.spotify.comNo FriendsDinosaur Jr. · There Near · Song · 2026 281
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026there are some insane Dinosaur Jr rankings on this planet, man, so for the record (new album has at least two great songs, but too early to rank): 1. Where You Been 2. Bug 3.. You're Living All Over Me 4. Green Mind 5. Hand It Over (for "Alone") or maybe Farm (for "Said the People") 152
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I asked a student how much she paid to see Harry Styles. She said, sheepishly, "Less than a thousand." You could go to Paris for less than a thousand, youngsters, come on 182
Reposted by michael röbbinsmichael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m doing this tomorrow. Should anyone find themselves in Montclair with a hankering for classic Howard Hawks 032
Reposted by michael röbbinsGranta @grantamag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026‘Our parents / never had a clue where we were. / It’s not that they trusted the world / but they consented to live in it.’ Poetry by Michael Robbins. granta.com/people-keep-...granta.comPeople Keep Finding Bodies in Joshua Tree | Michael Robbins | Granta‘The author claims that “bodies / don’t bury themselves” / but the late ’90s taught me / otherwise.' A poem by Michael Robbins. 021
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m doing this tomorrow. Should anyone find themselves in Montclair with a hankering for classic Howard Hawks 032
Reposted by michael röbbinsBook Post @bookpostusa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Michael Robbins reflects on several poems about our current moment in history. Read his review on our Substack! books.substack.com/p/review-mic... cc @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social @joriegraham.bsky.socialbooks.substack.comReview: Michael Robbins on recent poetryRaw bulletins addressing dark times 012
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026well, I’ve now read just about all of Ben Jonson’s poems 140
Reposted by michael röbbinsmichael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Pope’s lines from “An Essay on Criticism” have been much misunderstood: Where'er you find "the cooling western breeze," In the next line, it "whispers through the trees." It’s not the predictability of rhyme pairs that is being censured (Pope used “trees | breeze” more than once) but (1/2) 143
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Pope’s lines from “An Essay on Criticism” have been much misunderstood: Where'er you find "the cooling western breeze," In the next line, it "whispers through the trees." It’s not the predictability of rhyme pairs that is being censured (Pope used “trees | breeze” more than once) but (1/2) 143
Reposted by michael röbbinsmichael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“This poem more than any other makes me feel the totality and the weight of our historical moment, which is perhaps terminal. The rage of, the goodbye of it all” I wrote about some recent poetry for @bookpostusa.bsky.social cc @joriegraham.bsky.social books.substack.com/p/review-mic...books.substack.comReview: Michael Robbins on recent poetryRaw bulletins addressing dark times 175
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“This poem more than any other makes me feel the totality and the weight of our historical moment, which is perhaps terminal. The rage of, the goodbye of it all” I wrote about some recent poetry for @bookpostusa.bsky.social cc @joriegraham.bsky.social books.substack.com/p/review-mic...books.substack.comReview: Michael Robbins on recent poetryRaw bulletins addressing dark times 175
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026not long now till I can scavenge candy from the plastic pumpkins scattered around campus 141
Reposted by michael röbbinsGranta @grantamag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026‘Lisa told me the bully / I fantasized about taking apart / fell out of a tree, high, / and died, decades ago.’ Poetry by Michael Robbins. granta.com/people-keep-...granta.comPeople Keep Finding Bodies in Joshua Tree | Michael Robbins | Granta‘The author claims that “bodies / don’t bury themselves” / but the late ’90s taught me / otherwise.' A poem by Michael Robbins. 062
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Query from my editor: “I can’t believe I’m asking you this, but do they style themselves Guns N’ Roses?” And they do. It’s just always annoyed me. Why isn’t there an apostrophe before the N? Why is the N capitalized? 190
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it was thoughtful of Olivia Rodrigo to include a line of perfect iambic pentameter in "The Cure" ("I thought I found the antidote this time") to help out my prosody lesson today 080
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Every Monday in my class is Grindcore Monday (we listen to a little grindcore) & every Wednesday is Free Jazz Wednesday (we listen to a little free jazz). It’s unclear which the students hate more 070
Reposted by michael röbbinsmichael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Listening to R.E.M. for the first time since college (because they’re so annoying) I notice that one of my old favorites begins “This flower is scorched, this film is on a maddening loop,” lines which take on a new resonance in our wildfire climate apocalypse. Crazy what we could’ve had 181
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026my relative (great-great-something) Nixey Callahan pitched the first no-hitter in American League (not just franchise) history for the Chicago White Sox on this date in 1902 150
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Listening to R.E.M. for the first time since college (because they’re so annoying) I notice that one of my old favorites begins “This flower is scorched, this film is on a maddening loop,” lines which take on a new resonance in our wildfire climate apocalypse. Crazy what we could’ve had 181
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the old Norton Critical Editions were endearingly ugly 3425
Reposted by michael röbbinsmichael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m not a Dillard fan, but I read this to my students every semester: “As far as I was concerned, writing in college didn't consist of what little Annie had to say, but what Wallace Stevens had to say. I didn't come to college to think my own thoughts, I came to learn what had been thought." 053
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m not a Dillard fan, but I read this to my students every semester: “As far as I was concerned, writing in college didn't consist of what little Annie had to say, but what Wallace Stevens had to say. I didn't come to college to think my own thoughts, I came to learn what had been thought." 053
Reposted by michael röbbinsGranta @grantamag.bsky.social · 15/09/2026‘Frosty, my grandmother’s horse, / was kind of a dick / and once bit her “on the tit” / as she liked to tell visitors.’ Poetry by Michael Robbins. granta.com/people-keep-...granta.comPeople Keep Finding Bodies in Joshua Tree | Michael Robbins | Granta‘The author claims that “bodies / don’t bury themselves” / but the late ’90s taught me / otherwise.' A poem by Michael Robbins. 071
Reposted by michael röbbinsIIML @modernletters.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Michael Robbins in California, along with the ghostly of lyrics of music pastgranta.comPeople Keep Finding Bodies in Joshua Tree‘The author claims that “bodies / don’t bury themselves” / but the late ’90s taught me / otherwise.' A poem by Michael Robbins. 011
Reposted by michael röbbinsmichael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When exactly was the US committed to these values? How does any self-respecting author continue to write for The Atlantic 041
Reposted by michael röbbinsmichael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026new poem in @grantamag.bsky.social f/ sonic youth, charli xcx, minutemen, eagles, joni, delines, mazzy star, the cure, sugarhill gang, geto boys, motley crüe, iron maiden, slayer, reo speedwagon, adrianne lenker, def leppard, gram parsons, ani difranco, n.w.a., et al. (free to read)granta.comPeople Keep Finding Bodies in Joshua Tree‘The author claims that “bodies / don’t bury themselves” / but the late ’90s taught me / otherwise.' A poem by Michael Robbins. 22510
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When exactly was the US committed to these values? How does any self-respecting author continue to write for The Atlantic 041
Reposted by michael röbbinsGranta @grantamag.bsky.social · 10/09/2026‘You can see why all the freaks / end up in the desert. / Saint Anthony, Manson, / Brigham Young.’ Poetry by Michael Robbins. granta.com/people-keep-...granta.comPeople Keep Finding Bodies in Joshua Tree‘The author claims that “bodies / don’t bury themselves” / but the late ’90s taught me / otherwise.' A poem by Michael Robbins. 132
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026new poem in @grantamag.bsky.social f/ sonic youth, charli xcx, minutemen, eagles, joni, delines, mazzy star, the cure, sugarhill gang, geto boys, motley crüe, iron maiden, slayer, reo speedwagon, adrianne lenker, def leppard, gram parsons, ani difranco, n.w.a., et al. (free to read)granta.comPeople Keep Finding Bodies in Joshua Tree‘The author claims that “bodies / don’t bury themselves” / but the late ’90s taught me / otherwise.' A poem by Michael Robbins. 22510
Reposted by michael röbbinsmichael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The room where John Keats died, in an apartment adjoining the Spanish Steps in Rome. These are not the original furnishings, which were burned for fear of contagion. I bought a little edition of his poems, though I already own all his poems several times over. This one came from this house. 0122
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The room where John Keats died, in an apartment adjoining the Spanish Steps in Rome. These are not the original furnishings, which were burned for fear of contagion. I bought a little edition of his poems, though I already own all his poems several times over. This one came from this house. 0122
Reposted by michael röbbinsmichael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026in the last year of his life Harold Bloom managed to condense all his worst impulses into a single insane paragraph 161
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026in the last year of his life Harold Bloom managed to condense all his worst impulses into a single insane paragraph 161
Reposted by michael röbbinsmichael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026turns out we *do* need dark sarcasm in the classroom 1141
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026turns out we *do* need dark sarcasm in the classroom 1141
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 30/08/2026people say Freud reduces everything to sex but it would be closer to the truth to say he expands sex to everything 080