Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 1hI wonder if my mom ever joined that subreddit, but I wouldn't know because we haven't spoken since 2011 when I said I was starting therapy 001
Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 1hI have a hunch that FaceTime and the high quality of iPhone speakers/mics are at least partially to blame for teaching people to hold the phone away from their faces while speaking 010
Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 5hI remember in the early 1990s when I was already at the limit of Tom Robbins tolerance and he came out with a whole novel written in second fucking person, like an asshole 110
Reposted by Chris PackhamThe Onion @theonion.com · 21hDNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv… 782400316
Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 22hYou can complete all the missions. You can earn all the upgrades. But it’s so frustrating that you, the director of the FBC, can never actually clear the Hiss out of the Oldest House 010
Reposted by Chris PackhamPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/10/2026JENNA 👏 MARONEY 👏 BEHAVIOR 648537
Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 23hWriters would rather make the most bizarre possessive forms you've ever seen than use the preposition "of" 030
Reposted by Chris PackhamPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Maybe fascists are responsible for fascism. Can we start there? 757982
Reposted by Chris PackhamDan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I emailed top USA Today editors on Friday, in the hopes that there was some misunderstanding. No response. Unilaterally feeding entire interviews into an AI slop machine is not OK. It has to stop. 5764161
Reposted by Chris PackhamAstronomy Picture of the Day 🪐 @apod.shinyakato.dev · 06/10/2026🔭 A Complete Auroral Oval from SMILE Credit: ESA, CAS, SMILE, UVI ap261006 26516
Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There has never been a better joke about improv comedy, it can't be improved upon 040
Reposted by Chris PackhamMaria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 06/10/2026or Labour! did you ever think of that 042
Reposted by Chris PackhamAftermath @aftermath.site · 05/10/2026Lanterns and the folly of Black excellence aftermath.site/lanterns-dc-st... 6515139
Reposted by Chris PackhamAvery Edison @averyedison.com · 05/10/2026james bond often privately struggled with feelings of inadequssy 419128
Reposted by Chris PackhamZeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What's that old joke? Q: "What did Crick and Watson discover?" A: "Rosalind Franklin's notes." 05316
Reposted by Chris PackhamBy Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 05/10/2026We're repeatedly told that the killer app for pervert glasses - Meta's AI-enabled camera glasses and their imitators - is that they will remind you of someone's name and spare you the social awkwardness of not recognizing them. 1324695
Reposted by Chris Packhampseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I noticed in Control that there’s posters across town for a movie called Fix Your Heart or Die :’> cute 92281329
Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The whole boomer fantasy of “exposing them by going to the press and letting the world decide” has been totally shattered by real-life cable news at this point, so we really should start [redacted] the villains. Putting them on TV just makes them stronger 020
Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yes, the third act of Disclosure Day is monumentally corny for this reason, but also, it’s a great movie, real old-school Spielberg 100
Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Go back in time and kill Robert Moses as an infant 030
Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh, man, just the original trailer kept me awake one night 020
Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Last spring, we went to visit my stepmom in Arkansas; my MAGA sister and her husband flew in, and mostly spent their time vaping and storming out of the house if anyone criticized Trump. So yeah, haven’t tried having “the talk” with her 130
Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Listening to all these Dems attacking trans people in 2026 makes me feel like I’m going crazy 110
Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I love that “slapping Chris Rock” is no longer a joke on Will Smith 020
Reposted by Chris Packhamkate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 04/10/2026i wrote about primetime, the first true period film about the fucked up 2000s www.patreon.com/mcmansionhel...patreon.compredators real and contrived: a review of primetime | McMansion HellOne of the most surreal and unpleasant phenomena I have encountered recently is the number of people in their early 20s who dress like the p 314019
Reposted by Chris PackhamCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The thing I learned most during Me Too and Woke 1 is that there seem to be A LOT of stand up comics who are disgusting pieces of shit. More than just actors generally, stand up comics seem to be the worst. 1633241
Reposted by Chris PackhamJesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Anyway once every couple weeks my daughter brings up Guy Branum’s joke where he says the only reason a trans girl would have an advantage at swimming is because “YOU WON’T LET HER TAKE THE PILLS THAT MAKE HER BAD AT SWIMMING.” 😆 0503
Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is SO LUCID archive.ph/9kVr8#select...archive.ph 120
Reposted by Chris Packhamdoc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i don’t know man this video just makes me really happyyoutu.beLinda Linda LindaYouTube video by mihkos 011
Reposted by Chris PackhamW.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The first move for Skydance after the merger announcement: fire the studio executives who brought in One Battle After Another and Sinners.hollywoodreporter.comMichael De Luca, Pamela Abdy Out at Warner Bros.The news comes as Paramount Skydance is readying to finalize its deal for the legacy studio. 28868354
Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 03/10/2026youtu.be/aod3Atesmq8?...youtu.beKids In The Hall - Who's To Blame?YouTube video by grinc333 130
Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 03/10/2026youtu.be/CjCmtqPIRp4?...youtu.beRaiders of the Lost Ark (6/10) Movie CLIP - Truck Chase (1981) HDYouTube video by Movieclips 042
Reposted by Chris PackhamChris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Today, it would be a really sad version of the Liberty Mutual jingle 111
Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Today, it would be a really sad version of the Liberty Mutual jingle 111
Chris Packham @bleedbuild.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In over 20 years of doing editorial work, I’ve never heard of this happening before 03010
Reposted by Chris PackhamCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i know two things: 1. cigarettes arent that bad and 2. this guy is cool 59410
Reposted by Chris PackhamSewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A few chuckles does not make a comedy. By saying this is a comedy you’re actually mocking the point of the movie, I think. I’m not watching this to laugh and have fun. That’s what you do with comedies. I know we’re being led around by humorless pricks, but that doesn’t mean our art needs to be. 0111