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“I love you sons of bitches. You’re all I read anymore." Essays about old pop music over at off-the-records.com Watch movies with me: boxd.it/qeNT

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 1h
Once saw a girl win an entire Tekken 3 tournament by playing as Gon and doing tail whips. The boys were SO ANGRY.
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Tekken Tekken3
ALT: Tekken Tekken3
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 2h
E.T. absolutely terrified the bejesus out of me
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 2h
Going to see it entirely because of this. Reviews and trailers mean that I usually have a good idea whether I’ll like a film before I see it. Kinda thrilling to have no idea which way this one will go.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 2h
I’m genuinely gobsmacked. Good for them, but I had no idea they were that big.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 3h
Although I’ll be honest, I still don’t understand why Conchubháir is pronounced that way
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 3h
Had a rant just a few days ago about how Irish has a consistent pronunciation scheme, whereas neither god nor man can explain English words like Worcestershire and Loughborough.
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 18h
Robert Redford in Three Day of the Condor might be the coolest a man has ever looked
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 20h
That old excuse
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 04/10/2026
Kings of Leon followed by Razorlight is a war crime
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 04/10/2026
Thief is so good
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 04/10/2026
I am a da who makes toasted sandwiches in the air fryer and I have been called things like “visionary”, “genius”, “the one foretold in prophecy” by other das.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 04/10/2026
I’ve only heard a sprinkling of positive reviews but they’ve all made me intrigued
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 04/10/2026
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 04/10/2026
[while being crushed to death under a truck] Could be worse, I could be at the 2007 Reading & Leeds Festival.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 04/10/2026
This lineup is giving me the opposite of FOMO
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
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Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 04/10/2026
You’ve been wearing them for three days. I think you might have batdepression.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 04/10/2026
This would be such a good action movie zinger. Delivered right before Van Damme roundhouse kicks a guy in the face.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 04/10/2026
He’s got a kind of bat-tracksuit that’s more comfortable than the full suit. Uses it for when he’s working on the batcomputer, tidying the batcave, or just doing some batdoomscrolling.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
They need Bob Mortimer in S3
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
I’ve seen panel shows with fewer comedians than this season of Celebrity Traitors. Did Avalon offer a bulk-buy discount or something?
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dkhunter, Crawling Chaos, Reluctant 🇨🇦 Nationalist @dkhunter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gen X's problem isn't lead but unresolved trauma from TRANSFORMERS (1984)
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
I’ll admit that 99% of cultural discourse is “lol, sucks” but the other 1% is the whole purpose of having a culture
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
I know some Eurovision folks who say the last few years have been difficult because Israeli fans just go around hassling everyone.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
"A briefing for Irish media only then took place in a separate room but a member of the Israeli broadcast media tried to join in." One thing we're seeing in football and Eurovision: Israelis being incredibly hostile and disruptive on the ground, just generally trying to mess things up.
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Press briefing ends abruptly as FAI reject racism claims
During a press conference that ended abruptly with the FAI strongly denying racism claims from an Israeli journalist, Ireland manager Heimir Hallgrimsson has hailed the "togetherness" within the group...
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
Everyone thinks their intellectual level is correct. Anything below that level is trash; anything above that level is pretentious.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
Frankensteins?
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
Can't believe you've met John Wagner and Jackie Chan
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
I think his crime was that he was just pumping out stuff via Buzzfeed for a few years that was very low-effort but also completely unavoidable. A human slop factory that produced the occasionally hit.
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From the ComedyCemetery community on Reddit: I know it's Adam Ellis, but I felt this was next level garbage
Explore this post and more from the ComedyCemetery community
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
It is the guy who sucks although that is a pretty funny comic (He's not cancelled, he was just very annoying)
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
A savoury/sweet nightmare that would keep John Shuttleworth awake with worry all night
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
Is he the guy we all hate or is he a different guy? It's hard to remember all the meme lore.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
And if you like "bad" art, then you should be even more willing to argue for its merits! If someone says they hate The Godfather, I won't really care. But if they say something bad about High School Musical 2, I will absolutely go to war.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
I've always hated this cartoon and the idea that all things are equally good and worthy of respect. We should have strong opinions about art! We should have arguments about what's good and what's bad! Otherwise, art is just content that we passively consume.
Let people enjoy things
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
Apparently!
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
Anyway, the important thing here is that Ralph Fiennes deserves an Oscar nomination for The Bone Temple
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
Or movies that I'm eagerly waiting to see. DYING for I Love Boosters to reach this country.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
This is just a list of my favourite recent movies
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20 Incredible Recent Movies That FLOPPED
YouTube video by WhatCulture
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 03/10/2026
Someone check this man’s hard drive
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 02/10/2026
I really feel these guys don't know what a Pope is
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 02/10/2026
This will end with monks in remote towers, hiding from the forces of barbarism, keeping culture alive by carefully handwriting copies of vintage Harry Potter slashfic.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 02/10/2026
A lot of these accounts are people in the Global South just clickfarming for engagement/money. In some ways, I find that more depressing than it being a coordinated political campaign, because it has the same effect as a coordinated political campaign.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 02/10/2026
It's not just meaningless — it's slop
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 02/10/2026
Maybe they think it's possible to have consciousness without a soul, but then why ask the Pope? His job is literally souls. He's the world's leading souls guy.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 02/10/2026
The Pope can only have two responses to the suggestion that machines are conscious: 1. "You're an idiot" 2. "You have somehow invented Gnosticism and you are the Demiurge"
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 02/10/2026
There's more chance of the Pope accepting the light of Islam than of him even considering that computers might have souls.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 02/10/2026
Somewhat hilarious that this didn’t win best video at those awards. A music video hasn’t captured this much attention since the days of OK Go.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 02/10/2026
Name a film quote you use every time you meet a €5 note that has amnesia
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Vince Vaughn: You Are So Money And You Don't Even Know It
Alt: Vince Vaughn: You Are So Money And You Don't Even Know It
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