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Blake Tapper

@blaketapper.bsky.social
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Not as cool as Anthony Bourdain

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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 17h
How long until he starts wearing a red MAGA armband?
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't worry, he's speaking to this entire site.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How many houses did this cost him?
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not at all desperate for a win.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Asking Claude which countries that had universal healthcare have repealed it.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe I'm stupid but if there were a better, cheaper alternative to Medicare for all someone would've proposed it by now.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The guy who "found" Noah's Ark is as brilliant as you'd assume.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he has got to stop blurting out his sexual fantasies
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's still out there.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
six different officers shot at this bollard
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe we're all dreaming
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
After two years of sowing good-will across Europe, Trump is calling in his chips. Will they answer?
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's an incredibly weak dullard. No person I have ever really feared has talked like a tough guy.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we're investing millions to make it easier to have your passports stolen before delivery follow me for more process improvement life hacks
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remember because we were all together.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This guy is an absolute psychopath.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Donald Trump is as damaging to tourism as COVID. Thank goodness we don't have a service economy.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wrigleyville 10/10. Wrigley visitors 1/10.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How could she have done that when she was with me the entire time? Innocent
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People lining the shore marching straight into Lake Michigan.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the Brewers play the White Sox in the World Series the Northside of Chicago will look like Jonestown.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Festung Amerika!
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peter Theil doing his level best to not let the group know the zombie did bite him.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're calling it Super America.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He did it.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amazing that the guys who feel compelled to save women's sports think Caitlin Clark was playing for the men's Hawkeye team.
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Joe Perticone @cheetah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eric Scmitt: You were assisted by an FBI agent, correct? Jack Smith: I'm not familiar with this Schmitt: He let you into his Toyota Supra to escape the police. Said he owes you a 10-second car. Smith: I believe, I, uh. I don't recall that but it sounds like the plot to the Fast and the Furious
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The older I get the more incredible the idea of working until 65 seems. Whoever came up with that idea definitely didn't work for a living.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when you get to the end of the instructions for your lego set but still have extra bricks
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Peter Theil's logic says that if someone grinds all the billionaires up into paste, redistributes their wealth, pays their employees a better wage, and makes life better for everyone else, they may be evil but they're getting things done and might actually be good. Hmmmm ...
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Excuse me, baby?
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yep. It's a fantastic sport.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reminds me of a story. Karl Malone used to move earth with equipment as a way to relax. That's how you use money.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gina, I have some bad news about the males in our species.... I would love to backhoe
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We owe you a debt we cannot repay
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you're ever down on yourself just remember that Sean has been scarred by you for life.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Florida is America's cuck chair
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"things have to get worse before they get better" is abuser talk we've moved from relationships to life in America
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pick a lane
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What exactly is the Prime Minister going to do to counteract our President's stupidity?
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He has no idea what Taiwan is
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love going to Canada to see the Matterhorn.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The sun still rises in the East.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow, a modern day Nostradamus
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hmm
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Raiders Lost: Floating Bag in Warehouse
Alt: Raiders of the lost ark, filing the ark in a warehouse
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah. He's a sicko. People still value his opinion though without any real acts of contrition.
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