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Blake Tapper

@blaketapper.bsky.social
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Not as cool as Anthony Bourdain

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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 10h
A little moment of honesty here, I've been waiting 47 years to get a foul ball. If a kid comes from ten rows away during the playoffs for one I'm sending that little orphan back with an empty gruel bowl.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 17h
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 21h
Dear Bluesky reader, if you drilled a hole into your skull and just started randomly poking around you'd still have more reasoning abilities than the average MAGA.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you look into Kushner's gaping maw you can see Putin's hand moving his mouth.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here's the face you make when you're a federal agent and want to kill a guy who you wronged but you're also afraid he's streaming live or to the cloud.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm a single issue voter and this is it
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whoever wrote this headline needs their hard drive checked
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How long until he starts wearing a red MAGA armband?
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The guy who "found" Noah's Ark is as brilliant as you'd assume.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
After two years of sowing good-will across Europe, Trump is calling in his chips. Will they answer?
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's an incredibly weak dullard. No person I have ever really feared has talked like a tough guy.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Donald Trump is as damaging to tourism as COVID. Thank goodness we don't have a service economy.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peter Theil doing his level best to not let the group know the zombie did bite him.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He did it.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amazing that the guys who feel compelled to save women's sports think Caitlin Clark was playing for the men's Hawkeye team.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pick a lane
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What exactly is the Prime Minister going to do to counteract our President's stupidity?
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love going to Canada to see the Matterhorn.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow, a modern day Nostradamus
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ten private equity companies will own everything and we'll call it capitalism.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She ever get that warrant cleared up?
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hopefully they use his actual face.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'll be goddamned if they didn't get one right
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hang it in the Louvre
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, first off, fuck you. Second, tell me more about this movie.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is the kind of shit I dreamt up when I was in third grade.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hahahahahhaaaaaa. Who could've guessed a moron would do something stupid?
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
World's strongest man Mitchell Hooper sells a shirt that says "I'm back on Tren and thinking about dicks again"
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's election season at Meta
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He's running
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Checking in on the multiverse where Milton Friedman didn't exist.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
These statements do not conflict with each other.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lol. It would be awful to associate yourself with a group of people who are vocal and boastful.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"I wasn't happy when the Kaiser, and Weimar Republic won, but I didn't call them Fascist/dangerous/threat to democracy..."
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Will they be charging god with murder after he kills thousands of these children in Georgia every year?
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If I had a farm this is what I would make.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We need a Nothing But Trouble remake.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"dignity and respect"
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I feel like this post is Gen X ragebait and I'm about to take it.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You have to admit that building a triumphal arch after losing in Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, and now Iran is kind of funny as shit.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Corn Maze is up to honor the late, great, Charlie Kirk. Suck it, librulz
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We don't talk about the Alamo enough
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fire this guy straight into the sun.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lol, someone needs us all to live in his safe space.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
One more trip please.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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