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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 5h
The stall tactics by blue states might not have won, but it's sure going to cost Paramount a shit ton of money in interest since the bond market is tanking
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 5h
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 5h
Can someone good at Photoshop do this one for me
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 20h
As a Pirates fan, I think it's a damning indictment on their GM to be watching a White Sox team that was in hell 3 years ago playing in the playoffs while the Pirates are sitting at home
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 20h
That was beautiful how the White Sox manufactured that run
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 23h
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's the TV spot for the rest of the midterm campaign.
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Bonesito @bonesito.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When someone accuses me of going to a Hawks game.
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SENATOR: I have these text messages that put you in Saskatchewan watching the Roughriders. The very city that you claim to have never been in. You are under arrest for perjury. You are dead meat. WITNESS: (ruffling papers) actually I was seeing the Ottawa Rough Riders.
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Clay Ranck @clayranck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I am the house now.” -Scott Bessent
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 29/09/2026
💀
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 29/09/2026
On top of that stupid Atlantic article about childcare, Bloomberg's Editorial Board published one today arguing Medicare for All isn't "realistic". Big day for centrist dipshits
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 29/09/2026
On top of that stupid Atlantic article about childcare, Bloomberg's Editorial Board published one today arguing Medicare for All isn't "realistic". Big day for centrist dipshits
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2026
Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 29/09/2026
Ouch, that's a rough US consumer confidence number
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
swearing aside, the strategy of just making the right stand by the things they say to each other seems pretty good. that was the secret sauce behind the "weird" messaging way back when (that they abandoned for whatever reason)
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nah thats not a new shape he is just morphing into a big shitty chicken tender
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
this is where it all went wrong
lifesurge philadelphia
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mortgage rates print 7.50% @cnbc.com
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 28/09/2026
Wow
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 28/09/2026
The reason why opponents fought this so hard is because they knew there was no going back once people saw the benefits
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 28/09/2026
I can't believe I played through RDR2 twice and it wasn't until this time I figured out how to properly use dead eye
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 28/09/2026
I do appreciate the GMFB crew trolling the Bears fans live in Chicago
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Andy Carvin @acarv.in · 28/09/2026
"Netanyahu asked the Emirati president to deny reports of their phone conversation as well as details concerning the events leading up to October 7 that could embarrass him, according to the sources. He also asked bin Zayed for what the source described as 'moral support.'"
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 28/09/2026
"I know you're an alpha male" lol your name is Duncan, bro
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 28/09/2026
So they're still doing VMAs
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 27/09/2026
Unbeareded JD Vance is not a good coach. That Bengals team has too much talent for this
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 27/09/2026
Derek Harmon you big beautiful boy
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 27/09/2026
Bungles
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 27/09/2026
Now would be a good time for TJ Watt to show up
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 27/09/2026
So the turf at Acrisure will probably cost us this game
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 27/09/2026
Jalen Warren is cursed
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 27/09/2026
Kaeden Wetjen is just Ryan Switzer in disguise
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 27/09/2026
The price for JPJ just went up
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 27/09/2026
Would be nice if the Steelers D got a turnover
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Cole Wagoner 🦆 🏈 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mr. Belvedere (1985-1989)
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 27/09/2026
The Jets honeymoon at the local bar is over. There's a rabid group of fans here today and they're obnoxious
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 27/09/2026
The Steelers offense doesn't look like dog shit when the line holds and Rodgers isn't running for his life
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Since everyone is talking about the Elon movie and it’s an AEW pay per view it’s worth remembering when the Young Bucks were thinking about how to quickly let everyone know their characters were gigantic douchbags and their two moves were to dress like this and rent a Cybertruck
Young Bucks getting out of the Cybertruck Young Bucks dressed like dickheads fist bumping in front of the Cybertruck
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 27/09/2026
Lol Darnell Washington again
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 27/09/2026
So sick of Rodgers trying to PI bait like he's Joe Flacco
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 27/09/2026
Zac Taylor looks like beardless JD Vance and i can't unsee it
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 27/09/2026
Kenneth Walker on the Chiefs feels like it's cheating
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Jim 👎 ジム @jtp2106.me · 27/09/2026
It'd be cool if Roman Wilson was good
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Len Damico @lendami.co · 21/03/2026
I am the respectful Nittany Lion
NITTANY LION
CODE OF CONDUCT
•I can always be heard saying PLEASE when asking for something.
• When given something. I will always say
THANK YOU.
•Likewise when someone says thank you, 1 will say
YOU'RE WELCOME.
• To politely interrupt, I will say EXCUSE ME.
• 1 can always be heard saying YES SIR, NO SIR, or YES MA'AM, NO MA'AM to my parents, instructors, coaches, advisors, managers, trainers, etc.
•Phrases such as: GOOD MORNING, BE SAFE, HOW ARE YOU and HAVE A GREAT DAY are all part of who I am.
I AM THE RESPECTFUL NITTANY LION!
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