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Jelze

@blackmagejelze.bsky.social
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Sol Ring - Leviathan. Lover of MTG since 2001 #FFXIV #FFXIVSCREENSHOT

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Jelze @blackmagejelze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does anyone know what's going on?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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Orcish Librarian @bibliovoreorc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On the one hand, I wish they had sent me this survey, so I could respond with "fuck no, I will never attend another Magic event or buy another Magic product if you do this." On the other hand, I would have broken my thumb jamming the "fuck no" button, and I'm already in enough pain as is.
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Catherine 🐈‍⬛ @catherinetheok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t use proxies, if they make a Harry Potter secret lair or set I’ll never spend a penny on magic again The author is directly funding trans eradication and a huge magic player base is trans. Sorry if the dollar signs look good Wizards, they won’t in the long run
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Jelze @blackmagejelze.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@magic.wizards.com I have been playing since 2001, I spend about 15k a year on MTG, and I have friends who spend more. If you do a Harry Potter set we will all stop immediately. You can do better than align yourself with a transphobic bigot.
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Jelze @blackmagejelze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just me and Bertha in the forest.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pokemon scalpers eating shit is the funniest thing, man
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Jelze @blackmagejelze.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finally got my girl the case she deserves.
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Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ugin, the Ineffeable Ugin, the Effable 😈
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Jelze @blackmagejelze.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Arcanis, The Omnipotent Arcanis, The Potent
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wind @windort.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the scions reaction to you bringing a goobue into a meeting - a thread 🧵 (beastmaster wol)
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026
September is Baby Safety Month. Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.
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small funny @smallfunny.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hey, great hanging out with you guys! Just so you know, everything I said and did was a carefully calculated act of manipulation, but don't worry, I'm not an ensouled being so it's basically harmless. Y'know, like an NPC giving you quest hints. Anyway, see ya Monday!
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Sarama Burwani @ hey there's a spider on your back @saramaburwani.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
wol using echo vision to remember where they put their car keys
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
One time corporate found my NSFW alt and I had to get a stern talking to in the room right across from the Department of Scientific Bestiality Research.
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I R A @roira.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Rent lowering take: Too many ppl on the internet use autism in their vocabulary as an easy excuse when what they want to say is "My views are full of prejudice and close minded as fuck". I'm on the spectrum and the 'quirkification' of something that affected my entire sense of self drives me insane.
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Jelze @blackmagejelze.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Necron wings acquired, only 2 pairs left to go.
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Your bad art is better than AI slop.
four frame comic. first frame shows a typical AI poster that says : All chatgpt flyers look the same, especially with this font! the text above it reads : I won't go to your event if the poster was made by AI. second frame shows a still frame from a Hank Green youtube video. text above reads : I won't read your post or email and I won't watch your video if they were made with AI. third frame shows an AI restaurant poster of burgers and chicken in a window. text reads : I won't patronize your shop  or restaurant if it is advertised with AI. last frame shows an MS paint window with badly written : Your bad art is better than AI slop. text reads : if you can't take the time or make the effort to interact with me yourself, then why should I do it?
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Jelze @blackmagejelze.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you see this, post a knight.
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Jelze @blackmagejelze.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It's upsetting when someone thinks so lowly of you that they assume the worst in your actions and the benefit of the doubt is never yours to claim.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If anyone's belonging is conditional and can be revoked because of WHO THEY ARE, then EVERYONE'S belonging is conditional. The excuses and "reasons" do not hold.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Unique Vintage, a company that does an annual Pride collection and has always encouraged customers to see them as a queer-friendly vendor, has just announced their Harry Potter collection.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
WIFE: we have to get rid of these ants ME: if you don't look at them they disappear WIFE: that's ignorant ME: i know the technical term linda
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
We did it lads
LeBron James '
@KingJames
CONGRATULATIONS MEN!!!
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 17/07/2026
Reality may have fractured in Jace's Echoverse, but for you that means some extra sneak peeks for you! The art of #MTGFracture will bend your mind (in a good way).
Art of Jace from Reality Fracture with a not-seen-before art of Liliana.A sneak preview of art from Reality Fracture featuring Liliana.A sneak preview of art from Reality Fracture.Reality Fracture releases October 2nd.
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Not Vex as in 🏳️‍🌈 but Vex as in 🏳️‍🌈 @theterroirist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The phrase "Roving Gangs of Eunuch Bandits" done in a TMNT titlecard style.
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Jelze @blackmagejelze.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Guarding the teahouse
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❤️🔥Amari❄️💤 @amarigposes.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Remember to stay cute, be comfy, and it's okay to wish for bad things to happen to evil people :3 #lalafell
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Jelze @blackmagejelze.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Biting all my quarters cause I heard bit coin is worth a lot.
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Jelze @blackmagejelze.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just taking a lunch break.
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Jelze @blackmagejelze.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You don't have to bother with understanding someone if you just criticize them.
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!
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Bloodlines @bloodlines87.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
⚔️ Road to 100 followers ⚔️ Howdy, all! When I hit 100 followers, I’m picking ONE of you to have your Warrior of Light cameo in an upcoming animation 👀 To enter: • Follow • Like this post • Drop your WoL (screenshot or description) below Let’s build something together! #wol #ffxiv
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Jelze @blackmagejelze.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
When they give you a genuine compliment.
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Crystal Fleming is on sabbatical @alwaystheself.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'm attending a digital humanities event in Montreal. There was a keynote on AI and something about the talk made me wonder if it had been written by Claude. I said as much in the Q&A. As I posed the question, the speaker shifted, looking slightly uncomfortable. What he said next shocked the room +
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eric van allen @seamoosi.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
thinkin about how Joey Wheeler got put in the hospital by card games and still kept that duel disk on
Joey wheeler from yugioh in the hospital while still wearing his duel disk
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Jelze @blackmagejelze.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Anytime I feel bad about myself I just remember that at least I'm not banned from playing Magic.
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I feel like as the years pass, we're forgetting who the true meme king of BlueSky is. And he doesn't like to be forgotten.
An edited screenshot of the battle with Exdeath in Final Fantasy V. The Exdeath tree trunk is now Alf, labelled Neon Genesis Alf. The party characters are Brian Quest, Moon Child, The Ooze, and Nanao. Alf's dialogue reads "I am Alfa and Omega... The beginning and the end... The tip and the shaft..."
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 06/06/2026
You know, if you wanted to put a FF7 dialog box over some fanart or a meme or something. deathgenerator.com#ff7
A Final Fantasy 7 dialog box, reading:
Alice Averlong
“Hey, since there's 
    Tifa news, you should
    know that FF7 is in 
    The Death Generator.”
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💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
17 minutes of silence occasionally interrupted by kefka-laugh.wav
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Yona 🦇 7.56 | 📌 @tiredparasite.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
#ffxiv don't get mad...?
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Nick Dooficus @doofivirus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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saku 🐺💖🐇 gateway fate 306 @sakulicina.net · 01/06/2026
Happy UMAD week!!! I got to draw best boy catching aggro for @raidlogproject.bsky.social Sigmascape was actually the only SB tier I missed so I repented with this and will continue repenting in ultimate. 🤡 #sakuart || #ffxivart
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Jelze @blackmagejelze.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Jelze @blackmagejelze.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Liking this glam.
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Jelze @blackmagejelze.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@notgodzilla.bsky.social new Pride pairing idea...
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