Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 1h–– worse than booktok people whose recommendations and “finds” just regurgitate what’s already been booker prize long listed are people who Cristopher Columbus well established classics as if everyone doesn’t already know about them. 3110
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 11h–– already loving A Night in the Lonesome October. all should have dog narrators. enough human stories. 070
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 22h–– am he high or just allergic to his dog? 21380
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026–– my puppy katsu turns two (2) tomorrow and i’m so sad he’s growing up too fast 1260
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026–– I really want to sell like 90% of my Magic card collection and consolidate it into a single Mox Sapphire or Ruby 090
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026–– five or so years ago I collected all ten dual lands (revised) and since then they’ve gone up in value 20%. 280
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026–– why is there no J Street in South Boston?! 320
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026–– colleague today called me “eminently diplomatic” 😄 2161
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026–– “Many F.B.I. employees first learned about the hack when news reports about it surfaced on Tuesday … . The next day, F.B.I. staff received an email reminding them that October is cybersecurity awareness month, which struck some as tone deaf in light of the breach, one of those people said.”nytimes.comEmbarrassing Breach at F.B.I. Fuels Fears of Harm to Its EmployeesIn an internal memo, the F.B.I. said it believed the hackers may have stolen sensitive information on all of its employees. 040
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026–– orzo is just rice with an Italian accent 0180
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026–– r1 opponent was playing very loose, and I suspected him of cheating. I directly called him on it, told him he needed to play tighter or I’d call a judge. I probably should have just called a judge. He played better the rest of the match but I watched him like a hawk. 1120
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026–– any food worth eating can be eaten with chopsticks and/or a spoon 0140
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026–– reality fracture is a super fun set. Looking forward to drafting the fuck outta it 1140
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026–– went 2-1 today, losing only my third match to a very impressive gruul aggro deck. Verdant kraken should be mythic and craftwork crusher should be a rare. 4100
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026–– the choice of narrator for the reality fracture story is … well a choice. 110
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026–– how much i tip a delivery driver is determined by the distance they go not the size/cost of my order. let’s be real. 090
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026–– love when a project i allocated 30 minutes for takes me 2.5 hours 🤪 0160
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026–– lately Lyft has consistently been 20-50% cheaper than Uber. What’s going on?? 190
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026–– keep seeing this ad and thinking they’re something else 0140
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026–– omg so much running and so much beer 1961
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026–– I started FE engage to get hyped for fortune weave but it’s honestly not great so might just drop it and start the new one 190
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026–– the iPhone 18 has changed shockingly little since the iPhone 14. 070
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026–– omg I do not give a fuck about ed fucking Sheeran. No one should. Shut UP! 0170
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 15/09/2026–– I’m tempted to read fruit fly but I have a very strong suspicion I will find the writing to be unbearable, basic, and cringey. Plot and narrative devices sound great but I can’t do bad writing style. 3120
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 15/09/2026–– are the emmys always on a Monday? seems weird 160
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026–– almost just got hit by some asshole on a standing scooter who blew a red light. every traffic light should have a camera and people who don’t follow traffic laws should be fined and have their dumb little fucking scooters confiscated. 0150
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026–– where are the Himalayans getting all this salt?? 190
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026–– anyone have any tips for not letting clothes accumulate in a heap?? I can’t live like this anymore 8160
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026–– zverev looks like a vampire Matthew McConaughey and shelton looks like a sexy chipmunk 040
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026–– katsu does NOT like it when you braid his tail hair 🙄😒 0100
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ugin, the Ineffeable Ugin, the Effable 😈 0162
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026–– I want to like puma speedcats but can never understand what the occasion is to wear them? 381
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026–– five books at once is too many. 3 or 4 is manageable. 270
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026–– book Instagram is so obnoxious. “Here are my favorite six booker nominees”. Bitch that’s half the field. Have an original thought or opinion! 040
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026–– idk if I’m smart enough or just not autistic enough to appreciate Nathan Fielder 130
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026–– all I do is work and take pictures of my dogs. 2140
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026–– even in 2026 the world is so small. There are Japanese authors who have won top literary awards in Japan and their works have never been translated to English. 0122
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026–– some lady asked to put on the patriots game. not during the us open ma’am. 060
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026–– 890 secret hidden gems in Seattle. god the internet is so broken. 040
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026–– looking for recs for best coffee in Seattle?? 220
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026–– I’d be so snatched if I didn’t like beer so much 070
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026–– tennis players should be ranked by their butts 4250