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J.D.; Sex/Kink - geekery & coaching; healthcare policy; dirty $ in politics; motorbikes; yoga. ADHD & depression, living, learning in Occupied DC. Poly & queery. I do all my own stunts. She/Her • Douglass Commonwealth • I block AI slop #FreeDC

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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 9h
Hi folks: Today's the deadline for public comments on the proposed removal of federal protection for nat'l forests Hundreds of endangered species will be affected Here's info from the American Bird Conservancy, & the link for comments: abcbirds.org/news/roadles... www.fs.usda.gov/managing-lan...
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Roadless Areas | US Forest Service
What's NewOn Aug. 18, 2026, U.S. Department of Agriculture Secretary Brook L. Rollins announced that the proposed rule and draft environmental impact statement that recommends removing the 2001 Roadle...
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 8h
October is the busiest month for online historical misinformation about cats, so please prep yourself with this post by @goingmedieval.bsky.social! going-medieval.com/2023/05/16/o...
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On cats
The other night I was mindlessly scrolling about on my phone through Instagram, as one does when they really ought to go to bed but are stuck being entertained instead of resting, when I came upon …
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I love it when I see screenshots in tiny typeface. It reminds me that I used to be able to read without glasses 🫠
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Somebody Somewhere @agrrl.bsky.social · 9h
#4. If you are still somehow blind to the harms of this occupation of DC, or think the NG aren’t doing anything but standing around or “they don’t want to be here,” it is beyond time for you to wake the fuck up #FreeDC
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 9h
Today is the first day of the Supreme Court's term. My yearly print preview of all the things the Republicans will take away from us this time, is now avaialble on Al Gore's Internet in @thenation.com www.thenation.com/article/soci...
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The People vs. the Supreme Court
This term the Supreme Court has plans to trampleeven more of our rights. But we, the people, are not powerlessin the face of their power grab.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 9h
Before CPR there was... blowing tobacco smoke up the bum. One of the recommended procedures for resuscitating "persons apparently dead from drowning", from a 1787 booklet by the Humane Society www.tumblr.com/publicdomain...
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Joe Patrice @joepatrice.bsky.social · 11h
Trying to explain to the younger generation that Republican sex offenders used to lose their jobs instead of getting reelected.
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Where The Wild Things Are Not even reading it - but the cover scared me so much I would give it a wide berth in the library (where it sat, cover forward, on a shelf)
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Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙 @blackeyed-susie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I never understood why the news anchors insisted on calling it “urine-ous” At least Interplanet Janet called it “your-ahhn-us” since I guess they didn’t want her to say “your anus is built on a funny tilt”
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Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙 @blackeyed-susie.bsky.social · 12h
The harassment of kids going to school is just another fucked-up thing that's happening in our occupied Nation's Capital.
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Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙 @blackeyed-susie.bsky.social · 12h
Thanks fuck. We have earned this.
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wendy cloudberry @wendycloudberry.com · 13h
TEXAS: Today 10/5 is the last day to register to vote in the November 2026 election ICYMI 1: DPS failed to provide voter information to county registrars ICYMI 2: USPS may not postmark your application 10/5 even if you mail it today More info & links: www.votetexas.gov/register-to-...
Please note: The United States Postal
Service (USPS) has made adjustments to their transportation operations. As a result of those changes, some
mailpieces will not be postmarked on the same day that the mailpiece is collected by a carrier or deposited at a Postal Service retail location.
This may affect postmark dates for voter registration updates submitted by mail.
Voters can ensure that a postmark is applied to their voter registration application, and that the date on the postmark matches the date of mailing, by visiting a USPS retail location and requesting a manual (local) postmark at the retail counter when presenting their voter registration application.
Manual postmarks are provided free of charge.
We recommend that voters submit their voter registration application as soon as possible to ensure the postmark date is on or before the required deadline.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eric Schmitt is gonna accuse him of meeting up with Fani Willis at a Foster the People show
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Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙 @blackeyed-susie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fucking PLAGUE?
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Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙 @blackeyed-susie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sssssunday scaries Do not like
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Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙 @blackeyed-susie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I paid $75 to fill my car with gas today. What do I drive? A 13-year old Mini. At least it gets decent mileage?
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Amano Jack @amano-jack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"the point of fraternity hazings and gang rapes is to create a history of criminal activity between groups of men" Yes, yes, somebody here gets it. It is to normalize and imbue them with authoritarian sadomasochism A hierarchy of who gets to abuse who
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
guess whose car is having trouble again! The fiat isn't accepting a charge, so here I am peddling the toy I made to raise money for car repairs: Proper Attire! It's the tire mascot's big hog. www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/prope...
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Proper Attire — Funkit Toys
The guy you've been seeing knows all the best restaurants. His car is always sparkling clean, he's big, soft, and bulges in all the right places. He always wears a rubber. Oh, and he's hung like a so...
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack BLACK STEEL IN THE HOUR OF CHAOS
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Nihilistic Wrong Hordak 🏳️‍⚧️ @shadow27.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We say "make love" you say "fuck war." Public Enemy
Public Enemy on stage at Merriweather Post Pavilion
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David Rodgers @daverodgers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stephen Stills performed "For What It's Worth," alongside Nathaniel Rateliff and Tom Morello. Phenomenal.
Stephen Stills and Tom Morello perform Nathaniel Rateliff and Stephen Stills performStephen Stills sings
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David Rodgers @daverodgers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At tonight's Power to the People music festival, Nathaniel Rateliff joined Joan Baez to perform Woody Guthrie's "Deportees." Just an incredibly powerful moment.
Joan Baez singing on stageNathaniel Rateliff and Joan Baez performing together
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dropkick Murphys—organized labor’s favorite band—just brought out IUPAT President Jimmy Williams at Power to the People Fest. Big cheer for unions!
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Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙 @blackeyed-susie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love to see the Dropkick Murphys giving stage time / energy for organized labor
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Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙 @blackeyed-susie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I fucking love Flav. He's an American hero.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tim Snyder is correct: If Democrats want to regain working people, they must disavow Big Money and tackle our corrupt system. There’s no way the party can speak for or represent the working class in America if it's beholden to corporate interests.
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Save Standard Time @savestandard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tell your congress members to refuse Trump’s permanent DST, and to restore instead permanent Standard Time, for health and safety. www.votervoice.net/ditchDST/Cam...
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Tell Congress to Ditch Daylight Saving Time with Permanent Standard Time!
Tell your members of congress to oppose the Sunshine Protection Act, and to sponsor the Sunshine for our Kids Act. Ditch Daylight Saving Time and Save Standard Time!
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 03/10/2026
Jesus Christ, Francine, I told you to replace these drapes with something nice - but you never listen to me, do you? You’re just pretending not to see me with those beady little eyes, aren’t you, Francine?
Lion and weird little dog
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The kids are cawlin' it Smeagoling. It's a gay 3-way but two of the guys hate each other.
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Somebody Somewhere @agrrl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All music festivals should be live streamed for us olds
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're holding up a major escalation in Iran and a crackdown on abortion until after the midterms to limit political damage. To the extent that the last two years have been a right-wing smash-and-grab operation, the next two will be worse.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵
A notice about the Neiman Marcus store opening in downtown Dallas.An old photo of the Dallas flagship.
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FairDragoon @fairdragoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*MONKTOBER* 2-Zucchini, sister Jeanne
A Heron person holding up a zucchini
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Brad Johnson @climatebrad.hillheat.com · 02/10/2026
This posse is illegal, unconstitutional, and creepy, under the command of a known criminal and friend of Jeffrey Epstein.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEAR DARK is still the best American vampire film. It rejects most European/gothic tropes and rewrites the vampires as purely American myth figures: bikers, cowboys, traveling serial killers, Civil War soldiers, and gangsters.
a poster for Near Dark
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dear dc followers: do any of you know anywhere to practice music besides 7drumcity within the metro area? supporting the boycott, trying to get locations for myself and others
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DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Born on this date in 1924: President Jimmy Carter. He was a patriot, a public servant, an American treasure, & a longtime friend of the District. He passed away in 2024. He supported the 1978 Constitutional Amendment that would have granted DC voting rights.
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Aurelien Mondon @aurelmondon.com · 02/10/2026
I told Fluffy about highschool students revolting in France and she has been pondering about the revolution ever since 🐈‍⬛
Cat looking into the distance
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Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙 @blackeyed-susie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We made it to Friday, folks
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
only six hours left! zoop.gg/c/posterboy
cover of my new book collection, POSTER BOY
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Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙 @blackeyed-susie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh my gods! Dukem might not be the best in town, but it’s been my go-to for most of those 25 years. This is shockingly bad news 😟
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DC Public Library @dcpubliclibrary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three swaps. One afternoon. A whole lot of new-to-you treasures. Swap books, clothing, and plants at Swap Palooza on Oct. 3 at MLK Library. Bring what you no longer need and leave with something new to you. Register: bit.ly/4ylj7IM
Colorful event flyer titled "Swap Palooza" for Saturday, Oct. 3. Features information on a book swap, clothing swap, and plant swap. Drop-off is at 12:30 p.m. and swapping from 1:30 to 3 p.m. Hosted by DC Public Library at MLK Library, 901 G St. NW.
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Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙 @blackeyed-susie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This was so good in its time. Listening to it now, it was so…optimistic. Sigh
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DC Public Library @dcpubliclibrary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DC punk history is calling. 🎸 Hear the story of Gray Matter through the graphic novel Take It Back: Life, Anxiety, and Gray Matter, with author Steve Niles and illustrator Brian Walsby. Oct. 8 | 6 PM | MLK Library Registration: bit.ly/4hO2K1r
This is a promotional poster for an author talk event at the DC Public Library. The title "Take It Back: Life, Anxiety and Gray Matter" is featured prominently. The event is scheduled for Thursday, October 8, from 6 to 7:30 p.m. at the MLK Library. A signing will follow with authors including Steve Dilodovico, Steve Niles, Brian Walsby, Monica Richards, and others. An illustration shows musicians with instruments in the background.
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what's that you say? a male loneliness epidemic? 🤔
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