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Muspell Hillbilly

@aldokelrast.bsky.social
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Like Miles Davis, in the sense that I'm your favorite jazz musician if you own 5 or fewer jazz albums. A he. It's very bad.

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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 7h
It's a winning trio of a Saudi Prince, a private equity billionaire, and, what the hell, Dracula.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 9h
Sebastian Maniscalco advertising his podcast on CBB might be the most misguided thing I've ever heard.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No-one's even going to comment about the murderous interloper lurking in this photo?
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The reason most recipes call for light brown sugar is that they're afraid of what you'll become if you discover True Flavor.
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Raven Onthill @ravenonthill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp."
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's one of those things you have to fight under the Cathedral in Fallout.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Taylor Swift has turned into The Walking Dead in that they apparently have a huge number of fans who I've never met but they all hate everything she does.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Choosin Texas discourse is making me long for somebody to Blooskey out about the president being a damn Cheeto.
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please share. #Pinks
girlyfeminist girlyfeminist
l've been a SA advocate for decades:
NEVER go to campus resources for a SA. Call a rape care hotline/program (off campus), get a SA advocate (they're free), go to a SART hospital for care (and evidence collection if you choose).
They activate the police. Schools have NO business in this process and will minimize and bury it. It's a criminal matter, not an administrative matter.
Period. No exceptions.
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The Blood on Satan's White Claw @malicew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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James Ryan @jdryan08.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NYC spends approximately $200,000 a year for every inmate in the corrections system. It spends about $27,000 a year for every student enrolled in CUNY.
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eppur si muove @overmelho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
atenção pra quem está na lista: Airbnb Expedia Booking Motorola TripAdvisor
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The footballs is bad, but I am enjoying watching Aja Wilson stuff Team Terf into their well-deserved dumpster.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Zorin did nothing wrong.
christopher walken lookin weird in 1985's "a view to a kill"
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They're doing the Company of Wolves thing unironically.
that scene from company of wolves where a bunch of spoiled aristocrats are turned into wolves
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Asks a Rupert Murdoch publication.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You combine all these dude's hard drives and you'd get an artificial singularity that could propel the USS Pedocon faster than the speed of light.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think never having suffered a consequence in your life actually makes your ability to reflect on the world this bad. Like, he should have to do a real job for a week, once.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MICH got MICH'd.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These people think that the ends justify the means, when the ends don't even justify the ends.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuno from disco elysium
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tommy, you don't want this heat. The Furries aren't LSU. They don't stop beating your ass after 60 minutes.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guys, is enjoying even a second of sensory experience between your first breath and your last gay?
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A dime shouldn't have to date the guy the game starts with before you start fucking with the sliders.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is anyone else getting weird podcast ads for bare-knuckle boxing and a BARE-KNUCKLE BOXING CRUISE? Swimming in the Gowanus would be less hazardous to your health.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all these people sound like this:
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jensen doesn't care if YOUR kids get AI'd. His are in a Quaker Day School with a 5-1 student/faculty ratio.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 02/04/2026
“It is a striking indication of the social and cultural decay inherent in the final stages of capitalism, when elaborate scientific methods begin to be used, no longer to promote, but to eliminate intelligence from among the workers, because intelligent workers become Communists.” R. P. Dutt (1934)
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Lembas Eater @waybread.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The problem with education is that it's a solved problem. Students need small classes, individual attention, lots of writing, lots of feedback, access to a well-stocked library, time to think, and time to talk with their peers. We just don't like the answer, so we keep trying to do other stuff.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
AI has not made us better, more productive, more successful or grown the economy outside of GPU sales and data center construction. It has also made the price of every single device of every kind more expensive, depressed the housing market, and increased literally everybody’s cost of debt.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These Analog Africa comps are just treasure chests.
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The B-Movie Vault @thebmovievault.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
R.I.P Richard Harrison, star of many, MANY ninja movies, and an equal number of memes.
static.klipy.com
Phone Garfield
ALT: Phone Garfield
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The best TV of this century was the Crazy Christians sketch within Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I keep coming back to the fact that it's a combination of an LLM and somebody in this admin (probably both) not knowing that Hong Kong went back to China almost 30 years ago.
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is FAR more demotivating than some left wing shitposting or podcasting critic of the democratic party can ever be
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyone who says "forefront of the future" can be safely ignored for the rest of his life.
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Small Craft Astrodynamics: Stop Pivoting on the Roll Axis There's No Air in Space"
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that every major news outlet includes vocal tics and hesitations when it’s a woman saying “like” and not when it’s a man saying “um” is itself wicked telling.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's an Italian story that came to us through early modern English. No stops in Anglo-Saxon town.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Or 170 or so seconds of war.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 22/09/2026
Local Millionaire Investing in AI Can’t Wait to Blame Future Bankruptcy on Millionaires Tax: tinyurl.com/4kps6veu
Middle-aged man wearing short-sleeve polo and puffer vest while standing in Seattle South Lake Union.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can't I just vote for all the bears to have a good time?
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22/09/2026
i don’t wanna go long on this again, bc i’ve done it before. read this thread if you like. but straight men seem to not understand why publishing won’t magicallt bend to their will while also refusing to work in publishing bc none of them fucking read lmfao
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that "Massacre Bay" is in the corner like an afterthought is like a good era Simpsons joke.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh, it's Bedbug. You should ignore him.
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Muspell Hillbilly @aldokelrast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Curious whether the "throwback" Rams and Titans unis are too bright, or they just seem like that because the last time we saw them it was on a tube TV over-the-air broadcast.
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