iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle says a lot about you. Leonardo: Muslim Raphael: Muslim Donatello: Muslim/Atheist Michelangelo: Muslim

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

In 1975 Mr. Rogers invited Margaret Hamilton (The Wicked Witch of the West) onto Mister Rogers' Neighborhood in order to teach children that there are fundamentally evil people on this earth and not even killing them can keep them away

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Being from Chicago trumps being American. This is the Chicago pope. I consider the matter settled.

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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

repost to infuriate international best practices guys

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

That sucks for you dude, but facts care about MY feelings. Facts are always asking me how I’m feeling. Super nice and normal of facts to do, idk what you did to piss them off.

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Okay so are we all using this now?

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 19/12/2023

me: a banana that, when you peel it, looks exactly like a corn cob. BUT when you bite it, the corn cob is actually made entirely out of banana material santa: i’m not bringing that to you for christmas. i won’t do it

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 14/12/2023

When you go to sleep you dream. When you die (the long sleep), do you have an even more insane dream? For eternity? What if there was a video game where every time you died, you dreamt of the last checkpoint and it became more enveloped in dream logic with each death/dream?

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 08/07/2023

They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

I would absolutely never say, “Waddle Deez Nuts” to Waddle Dee. Waddle Dee is my friend and must be protected from the cruelties of this world.

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

Synecdoche, New York but it’s Robocop

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

*me watching any actor in a movie* this guy thinks he Marlon Brando or something

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

I had to unfollow a girl I knew in college because she posted, “Swifties for Palestine” and that was enough for me. Good for her for wanting to help Palestine, but… no not like that.

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 06/12/2023

CHRIS: then the girl calls him onii-chan. that means he's her brother, right? PAULIE: the girl's bangin her brother? SILVIO: naww TONY: who's bangin her brother PAULIE: girl in chrissy's comic book SILVIO: it's a manga, and he ain't her brother. it's a honorific

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 06/12/2023

I canNOT stop getting married!

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Jason @longwall26.bsky.social · 03/12/2023

My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/11/2023

oh you're seeing a film in 70 millimeters? that's crazy. the movie theater i go to does them like, 40 or 50 feet probably

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

Alfred Hitchcock Presents, “My Characters Will Be Punished For Being Horny”

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 24/11/2023

I listen to vinyl because I like it when music sounds bad!

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

Bloodborne but you play as Austin Powers

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

Crazy when Uber Eats says, “3 minutes away” but you give it a minute it’ll say, “2 minutes away.”

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 06/11/2023

Mario Party but every turn your character ages one year.

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 02/11/2023

*chatting on a first date* yeah I’m not really a big “bathroom” guy.

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In conclusion, Sue Donym is a land of contrasts. @suedonym.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

millennials love the pagliacci meme because we all dream of going to the doctor

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 16/10/2023

Is it alright if I just skip learning about Boylivia Rodrigenius or whomever?

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

John Wick sequel where Keanu returns to Castle Dracula.

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

I can’t keep quiet about this anymore: J.K Rowling was at the same sex addict rehab clinic as I was and she told me that Hufflepuffs are the hottest and they fuck the most.

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

I think one of the issues here is that a lot of people remember the months right after 9/11 as a time of unity. People saying shit like, “we can all finally put our differences aside” while they throw a brick through a falafel shop.

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv] The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies] Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

i woke up today with the words "clown recycling" and this image racing through my head, over and over the words "clown recycling" and a drawing of some clowns in a recycling bin

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

*me trying to one-up a rapper I just met* nice to meet you, my name is 22 Savage

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

I’m sure I’m only a few good work emails replies away from escaping Samsāra and the endless cycle of suffering.

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

benoit blanc and the muppets really would be a match made in heaven. Modern-day muppets mind you. The 70’s muppets would pull a gun on him.

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

Walter White had an ego? Huh, I thought that was just all dad stuff he did. Like that’s just what dads do on the weekends.

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

Gus Fring is like if Clark Kent’s alter ego was Lex Luthor.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 13/09/2023

People think octopuses love October because they both begin with "octo" but the truth is that octopuses spend the whole month getting excited for Halloween because they are capable of giving out candy extremely quickly & efficiently.

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Josh K @blackenedpages.bsky.social · 23/09/2023

Cheerleaders chanting, “RA RA RA” and then a mascot of the Egyptian god of the sun bursts through a banner

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