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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Cunty Mega Victreebel (by me)
Mega Victreebel with fat tits
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I should start posting my art here at least even if I don't use the site
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ZoomZike @zoomzike.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Is this true?
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pipislover1997 @pipislover1997.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
#spamton #LocalScientistSpamtonHasInventedANewDimension #spamton3d #spamtonanime
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 01/06/2025
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
vafggina
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Redigit🌳 @redigit.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I’m gonna make a killing off these mousepads when the game finally comes out
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Shen is looking at a building labeled "STORE." The door has a glass window on it, and through it he can see a sign hanging that says "OPEN." He thinks "oh, sweet, store open!"

He goes into the building.

The door closes behind him and he looks back at it.

The door now leads to the outside, but the back of the sign, which he is now seeing, says "CLOSED."

Shen is a little panicked, thinking "O-OUTSIDE... CLOSED??"
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Non-Binary Far Leftist Swagger
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I NEED FLESH.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
A news executive says "Ms. Decline! Your comics have become so well-known, we'd like to interview you for TV news!" Alex Haus of Decline says "Great! can you please use this phrase for my chyron?" and hands him a card. He winces at it and says "uh... are you sure?" Alex, with a threatening smile says "if you don't, I'll sue you for discrimination." Alex appears on the news all dolled up. The Chyron under her reads "Alex Haus of Decline: Clocky, but Hot?"
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
teaching my beautiful daughters Oakley, Oaklee, Oakleigh, and Oaklynn that Trump is God-Emperor
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, there exists an immensely rare, extremely unfortunate scenario where Luigi dies in a stampede during the Hooktail battle and Mario spends the rest of the battle standing on Luigi's dead body.
After Hooktail attacks the audience in her boss battle in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door,
one or two audience members will be trampled in the stampede of the audience leaving.
These characters will remain lying on the ground, seemingly dead, for the remainder of the battle.
Goombella is standing
on two dead Goombas.
From the regular camera's point of view, these are very difficult to see due to being covered up by the seats.
Since there is a very small chance that Luigi is present in the audience, and an even smaller chance that
he will be the one trampled, there exists an immensely rare unfortunate scenario where Mario and his partner
will be standing on a dead Luigi for the remainder of the battle. Luigi does not recover from this.
Source: Supper Mario Broth, screenshots taken in a GC emulator, game: PM:TTYD (NA, GC)
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Four of my My favorite videos game characters
Floette Eternal from Pokemon Jeanne from BayonettaMarina from SplatoonSpamton from Real Life
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
A man with the online handle DRAMAFOX777 types on the computer, producing a video entitled "The Rise and Fall of KittyCarl5." Another man comes in the room and says "bad news, Dramafox. They found the hard drives." Dramafox runs out the room and the man takes his seat in front of his computer. This man is DRAMASTEVE83 and he begins producing a video called "The Rise and Fall of DramaFox777"
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
DELTARUNE BATTLEPASS?
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Dear Tricky Tony, Please give us Deltarune Chapters Three and Deltarune Chapters 4, Thank You!!! 💋💕🍭
Ttricky Tony fox
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
my new comic
comic: panel 1 is unchill gal saying "..." panel 2 is unchill gal and chill guy looking at a house that is shaped like chill guy's head, unchill gal saying "your house is shaped like your head?" p3. chill guy saying "well duh" "how else would I know its mine?" p4. him saying "wait is yours not" p5. unchill gal "no, i live in a studio in new jersey." chill guy "dang". end
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
this old man is very proud of his silly goblin son
Screenshot of Pokémon sun and moon in which a old man NPC says “All right! Trial-goer, have a look at my kid.”Screenshot of Pokémon sun and moon showing an old man sending his Sableye out into batttle in a field like setting on a ranch. Screenshot of Pokémon sun and moon in which a old man NPC says “You’re growing rapidly. That’s wonderful!”
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/03/2025
Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
the goblin in my basement that has every fetish that I've been using to power my house just died #manicmondays
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/03/2025
Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent theonion.com/astrona...
Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 18/03/2025
this clip of chelsea manning on bbc world service is very funny because the interviewer is trying her absolute hardest to get a damning soundbite about luigi mangione and just Completely fails.
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
my evil pussy from hell
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
You can never tell how memes are going to spread, or to whom. I've bumped into at least one person who does not watch YA animation but had heard of "Steven Universe" by reputation who was under the genuine impression that one of Pearl's canon personality traits is being bigoted against the Irish.
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The Lovers II (2024)
sigmund freud says “you're so hot rené magritte”
magritte says “so are you
sigmund freud”

they kiss mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah

freud says: I wanna suck your pipe...
magritte responds: This is not a pipe...

freud tries again: can I suck your... cigar? magritte responds frustrated: dude, sometimes a penis is just a penis
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/03/2025
i’m losing my shit at this
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/03/2025
"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 14/03/2025
UNDERTALE

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Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Visiting friends in New York
Hat with the words “please do not talk to me about AI I will kill myself”
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 12/03/2025
The bug testing team just independently discovered Rotten Tea and asked if it was a bug lol
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/03/2025
I need y'all to sit with this headline and understand what is being done to our community. They're trying to criminalize our very existence. This is a campaign of eradication. www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/rcna...
"A screenshot of an NBC News article headline. The headline reads: 'Texas bill would make identifying as transgender a felony punishable by jail.' Below the headline, a subtext states: 'The bill, while unlikely to pass, highlights the increasing extremism of legislation targeting trans people, especially in Texas, in recent years.' The NBC News logo is visible at the top, along with a navigation bar that includes a 'WATCH' button and a user profile icon."
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Dave Sutton 3D GIFs - G0IPH @3dgifartist.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Due to a sharp decline in popularity a new Tesla vehicle has been designed and added to the Elon Musk state of the art transport. Very eco-friendly and run on natural gases this vehicle is bound to be an award winning transportation of the future. We cannot appreshitate Elon enough
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
it's crazy how LGPE is the only set of pokemon games where you can actually ride the pokemon you catch
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
got shiny Kangaskhan and Charmander in one Day
Pokemon Rumble model of Mega Kangaskhan
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Now we won't have the flavor text of Toriel drinking the Noelle Tea and losing 250 HP because of how homophobic she is
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I was really hoping Trump wouldn't aim straight for authoritarianism but here he is trying to deport someone who's supposed to be allowed to live and work in the US indefinitely. in the first 3 months too.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 11/03/2025
In the next Chapters, all character-flavored tea items held in inventory and storage become the item "Rotten Tea", which heals only 10 HP.
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
lgpe pokedex really said "Oh, you don't remember your favorite gen 1 pokemon, melmetal? He's been there the whole time!"
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I have cilantro pussy
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I found a genie and used all 3 wishes to make my pussy bigger
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
peetah .. the howse is heeah …
a doctor says to me “BRIE, I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS BUT...
YOU LIKELY WON'T MAKE IT ANOTHER
SIX MONTHS.”

i say “MAN, THIS SUCKS WORSE THAN A FAMILY GUY CUTAWAY GAG FROM SEASON 21”

the scene cuts away to Lois griffin holding a tv guide and looking distressed. she says “OH NO PEETAH!! CRITICS ARE SAYIN' THAT SEXUAL ASSAULT WITH NO PUNCHLINE ISN'T FUNNY!”

peter griffin delivers the final line, a cutaway setup “MAN, THIS SUCKS WORSE THAN WOMEN,
WHICH I HATE”

@THISSTUPIDTWINK
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Blacephalon's Big Fat Slobbering Pussy @blacephalussy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They're lying all the time but it's not even like high effort lies they're just making ridiculous shit up and somehow people are believing iz
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
A man thinks to himself "if only there was some way to combine my twin passions of Jazz and Hentai." A lightbulb appears apbove his head and he becomes inordinately excited. We smash cut to him at the bar looking dishevelled. He laments to another patron "and that's how I lost all my money developing Bebop-Chan, the erotic Jazz Vtuber." The other patron says "damn bro, you're making me feel better about losing all my shit on Bitcoin."
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