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Bixdog

@bixdogbixdog.bsky.social
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Simpsons & WBTVA alum. Worked on a bunch of shows you kids liked back in the day. She/her, film buff, cat fancier, science enjoyer, congenital anosmiac, lazy cartoonist

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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is that Charles Darwin sitting behind the plate at the White Sox/Guardians game?
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
41% is still way too high. What the hell is with these people
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A minor detail is missing from the headline.
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I read Kliph Nesteroff's history of comedy a while back, and the behind-the-scenes differences between these guys and their careers is pretty amazing
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
american letterkenny circa 1970
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Finally got a chance to see Coyote Vs Acme in a theater, and I'm so glad I did! Will Forte had surprisingly great chemistry with the animated coyote and my gawd, the deluge of visual gags were so dense I'm def gonna have to see this again. The Run the Jewels remix slayed me! #filmsky
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh no
A photo of the Chuck E Cheese mascot gazing to the left in 3/4 view, his eyes hooded and soulless and blue above a molded bucktoothed smile.
A photo below shows convicted fraudster Elizabeth Holmes appearing uncannily similar in position and expression while speaking to Nathan Fielder in the trailer to his documentary "You Can See Everything "
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I went down a wikipedia rabbit hole on dialectics and praxis yesterday (I'm too dumb for this stuff, why do I even) but the notion of doing vs being is just absurd to me. "Doing" is what makes us creative and social and whole! There's no 'versus', what is with these guys
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 09/09/2026
Last month we pieced together dozens of violent incidents from the ICE agents seen in viral videos out of Northern Virginia. Their apparent supervisor, Martin Lagunas, has not been spotted in the field since he was identified.
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Chicago ICE team seen threatening drivers has roamed from Illinois to Minnesota to Virginia
A federal agent from Chicago identified by community members as 40-year-old Martin Lagunas was recorded pointing his gun in a Virginia woman’s face on Monday. His team of ICE agents has been doc...
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
atrophy wife 🎀 (@zuza_real) on twitter: "A 10/10 hot babe goes to visit Elmer Fudd. Says she's depressed, life has lost meaning. Elmer says "Thewe's a gweat comedian in town - Bugs Bunny. Go see him,"
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
To be fair, I didn't score well, just surprised I got anything close. But I got that amulet on the nose! My art history professor from 40 years ago might be proud-ish
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
He also wrote 'Worcester ' as 'Worchester' in his full page ad in the Worcester Telegram, which it turns out was wicked disastrous and the work of a politician dink
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is gonna sound awful but if I didn't have to cook for anyone else I could finally have the 100% spud based diet ive always dreamed of
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Didn't we have a woman run through the ringer in the most humiliatingly public way for having a relationship with a president (who was a gross dude) within living memory? For political points for the Republican party?
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This has got to be a troll, nobody could be this ridiculous
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Im stunned that I scored as well as I did at this thing! Also, the pieces they're choosing are really lovely. Thanks for the link
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I think what I love most about this is her pure explosive power. It's not exactly elegant or ballerina coded, just pure oomph with a perfectly calm demeanor
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
New Bobby Fingers just dropped, www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGt7...
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Johnny Depp's Bed
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Unlike Pete Kegsbreath
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I'm at the grocery store, Paula Cole's "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone" is blaring over the PA. I switch my airpods to Spotify shuffle & up comesTom Cardy's "H.Y.C.Y.BH" LOL
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Craig Roblewsky @pointc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 250th fellow Americans.
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Christopher Walken as Frank Sheldon in The Outlaws
Alt: Christopher Walken as Frank Sheldon in The Outlaws shrugs with a "whatever" look on his face.
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Dear loyal reader, I “CRACKED” this case long ago, and this EGGSellent news is turning things SUNNY SIDE UP! You can be sure I’ll keep on this until I get my money and/or eggs in the mail. My best, Kelly @theonion.com
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If Bear had wished for the courage to share his feelings honestly, "Obsession" could have been a delightfully uplifting rom-com
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This thread is fascinating. The failure behind this cluster fook is so much more interesting than I'd imagined! I learned a lot about sealants today & maybe you will, too
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Rebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A couple years back my son saw me pulling a face & and said "Hey, you looked like Joe E. Brown just now!" At first I was furious because, I mean, c'mon. But then it dawned on me that I'd managed to raise a gen z kid who knew who Joe E Brown was
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Greg Brown @gregbrown.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
thank you Trump for making Shrek white again
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dance-off. Not even as a competition, just choreography for hours, interspersed with professional rug cleaners and mustelids doing hijinx
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
feels like guy is kowtowing like a character in a broad satire
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Wasn't Mission Hill produced, like, 35 years ago? My bad, chimpless
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Oh no Please keep this person away from bears
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It hurts my heart to realize how the shrugging-off of so much environmental poisoning has always been a feature of of the EPA. Mom Gorsuch as a engine for cover-ups makes me wonder what this class of people has steered our policies toward for, omg, generations now
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I still have dreams about this place youtu.be/xAG3kzSuPGM?...
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Dispensa's Castle Of Toys - "WGN Stars Visit" (Commercial, 1979)
YouTube video by The Museum of Classic Chicago Television (www.FuzzyMemories.TV)
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The current Jeopardy champion, who i will not name, is activating my class rage in a way my family finds hilarious/unnerving
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The Pope seems like a Cheap Trick guy, maybe Live at Budokan or Heaven Tonight
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
"i work at a hardware store and let me tell you its getting to the point im ready to iust let people set their houses on fire. like oh chatgpt said you need that outlet? sure. go for it." www.tumblr.com/dirtyriver/8...
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I really hate having insights about my traumatic upbringing after a gummy. I'm not gonna remember any of this
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
That understanding comes with years of repetition. And even then references are useful ways to check yourself. It’s how artists learn to understand the world they’re portraying!
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This has been a pet peeve of mine for years! Professional artists use references constantly- you can’t draw everything without understanding the mechanics behind a thing, whether it’s organic or man-made in a convincing way
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The sort of people who insist that drawing from memory *exclusively* is the only authentic way to do art are people who don’t understand or APPRECIATE drawing. Ignore them!!
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I adore them! as objects of japery and quivering fist-shaking adults vexed by youthful hijinx
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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Mother’s Day is just a psyop by Big Mother. Which by the way is what they call your mother, because of how she sits around the house and has her own area code.
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I mean, just wait for him to nod off & kick his knees out from under him. The struggle to get back up would probably be the end for him
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Bixdog @bixdogbixdog.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London” in Burger King typeface
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