Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Dear loyal reader, I “CRACKED” this case long ago, and this EGGSellent news is turning things SUNNY SIDE UP! You can be sure I’ll keep on this until I get my money and/or eggs in the mail. My best, Kelly @theonion.com 1579678
frank-is-a-jerk.bsky.social @frank-is-a-jerk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026From what I read it was price fixing between 2003 and 2008... great, they pay .0001% of their yearly profit for something that happened 2 decades ago. What about all the other price fixing more recently? 010
cirroccojones.bsky.social @cirroccojones.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I knew those lazy hens were being paid off! A lemon curd never cost so much in my life! 020
Ziyyigo-Tipyigo @ziyyigo-tipyigo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Surprised you went with Log Cabin brand and not... er, Pearl Milling 010
Ms. Trannÿ of Tÿranny 🏳️⚧️ @alissa914.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I remember when JD Vance said his family uses like 15 eggs a day or something. I think I had half a dozen eggs in my fridge and they went bad because I only used 1 in a week. 030
USAMRIID @usamriid.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Um... Avian influenza is a real thing. It was not a conspiracy. 020
Process Analyzer @processanalyzer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Greedy Hicks is the name of the Florida Secretary of Agriculture! 010
Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 03/07/2026Specifically calling out Log Cabin syrup instead of that overpriced maple stuff shows you have refined tastes and appreciate the value of a dollar. 070
