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@biscuit.dev
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Totally legit CEO of BLUE-SKY. iOS @ <place>, previously Twitter, Tumblr, etc. I like to goof around with technology & occasionally hack it. Formerly @lunchables.pizza

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 6h
Transgender girls have a biological advantage at... winning homecoming queen? That's apparently what Clayton County Public Schools in Georgia believes. They have blocked a transgender girl from running for homecoming queen in her high school Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Georgia School Blocks Trans Homecoming Queen, Citing Title IX
A Georgia school district is saying Trump’s Title IX crackdowns means only cisgender women can run for Homecoming Queen.
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 8h
once you discover S3RL you realize all other music and recommendations are pointless
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23h
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finally, a good threads post
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 25/09/2026
lmao steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...
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Steam Workshop::Halo 4: Modern Warfare DEMO
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 24/09/2026
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Brazos Tacos @brazos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I made a HUGE mistake! We are closing at the end of November 2027! Apologies for the error! Everybody gets a whole year head up 😂
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cocaine bear (2023)
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yes.... yes!!
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 23/08/2026
An AuDHD woman who forgot to reply to your message ten years ago has spent the subsequent decade deliberating over how to re-instigate contact, sources have claimed.
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AuDHD woman who forgot to text you back a decade ago wondering if it’s too late
An AuDHD woman who forgot to reply to your message ten years ago has spent the subsequent decade deliberating over how to re-instigate contact, sources have claimed.  Freya Emerson, 35, reportedly…
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 21/09/2026
the Pumpkin Spice must flow
A photo of a box of jugs of Mr. Clean Limited Edition dish soap. The scent is spiced harvest and Mr. Clean is wearing a beanie on his head.
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 21/09/2026
SO MANY BUTTONS
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 20/09/2026
honestly learning UIKit without AI first is a solid move - it’s not bad with it out of the box but it definitely made some goofball assumptions I don’t thinks folks catch without having spent some time with it (same with SwiftUI TBF)
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 18/09/2026
could be worse this is the horse I backed 😂: github.com/makalin/php2ir
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GitHub - makalin/php2ir: PHP 8.x → LLVM-IR → native ELF/EXE/Mach-O. First true AOT pipeline that skips C as an intermediate step.
PHP 8.x → LLVM-IR → native ELF/EXE/Mach-O. First true AOT pipeline that skips C as an intermediate step. - makalin/php2ir
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 18/09/2026
honestly if this gets you away from Ruby I'm all for it 😂
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!!
a photo of a small, spotted wild cat, with orange fur and brown circular markings, staring up with big golden eyes.Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

This 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species (named Leopardus tilcayo) known to science. He is approximately 18 inches from head to end of body and weighs only 3 pounds, making him smaller than the average domestic cat. This video was captured at the Senda Verde Animal Refuge in Bolivia’s Yungas region, where he currently resides.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 17/09/2026
I for one think it’s critically important to national security for us to beat China at high speed rail. We must invest in this race immediately
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 17/09/2026
next up: "bigfoot is taking hardworking american jobs"
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 17/09/2026
also my Steam Machine (I think) just arrived but USPS has now lost my prescription glasses order so, mixed bag really
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 17/09/2026
step 1: get in queue
A screenshot of an email from Steam that says "Hello biscuitehh You're officially in the reservation queue for Steam Frame 256GB Kit"
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 16/09/2026
where would Alf fall on this chart
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 16/09/2026
i just wrote this lmao (although I've spent 99% of the time yelling at `List` and swapping to `NSCollectionView/UICollectionVIew`
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 16/09/2026
those sept 2023 kids amrite?
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 07/09/2026
also shout out to the baltimore convention center workers y'all were real ones for letting me use the secret elevators with this cosplay ❤️
A photo of a security guard at the Baltimore Convention Center standing next to me in a blue Wobbuffet costume.
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 07/09/2026
Otakon finally getting a soap mascot did wonders for that convention
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 07/09/2026
I applaud the bravery and buck-wildness of this but every fiber of my security professional being is screeching right now 😂
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 06/09/2026
i always knew the lunk alarm at planet fitness was a fascist
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 06/09/2026
also don't forget to host several phpBB forum instances on your network as an AI agent honeypot
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 06/09/2026
i keep it on an old Mac Mini (Intel) next to my shotgun labeled "in case of escape" (also a VLAN and good network topography that is at least peer-reviewed/red-teamed goes a long way)
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 06/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Anger Management Jack Nicholson
Alt: Jack Nicholson nodding his head yes a bunch
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 06/09/2026
TBH I still think the actual writing of code is the weak spot for AI - it's pretty great in a review/QA/testing loop (not as good as an actual QA person IME but good for "my C-suite folks are too dumb to hire actual QA and I don't want to ship crap" levels)
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 06/09/2026
this jerrymandering is out of control jerry
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 06/09/2026
that’s a dang good biscuit for sure
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 06/09/2026
getting ready for the Apple event next week #ios
A screenshot of a Hover.com purchase page for the domain “creasegate.com”. It is still available for $18.99.
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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In our new essay for the @financialtimes.com (you read that right), @astra.bsky.social and I link the extreme weather events we have all been living through to the rise of a new iteration of futureless fascism, wherein the rich and powerful plan for their bunkered survival behind fortressed borders.
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 04/09/2026
breakfast of champions?
A green Mountain Dew Duke Cannon soap box with the soap inside. It says “everlasting puck of soap” and “bold citrus good times” on the box. You can see my WIP living room renovation in the background.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck theonion.com/google-maps-introduces…
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 03/09/2026
we have sinned and this is our punishment
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When you claim renewable energies aren’t workable—but you attach solar panels to all your dystopian Flock surveillance cameras.
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 01/09/2026
wow that’s a memory and a half unlocked
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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 31/08/2026
Proud of you for doing this (I’ve been going for a few months now, game-changing stuff) ❤️
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