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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 21/09/2026

the Pumpkin Spice must flow

A photo of a box of jugs of Mr. Clean Limited Edition dish soap. The scent is spiced harvest and Mr. Clean is wearing a beanie on his head.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 17/09/2026

step 1: get in queue

A screenshot of an email from Steam that says "Hello biscuitehh You're officially in the reservation queue for Steam Frame 256GB Kit"

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 07/09/2026

also shout out to the baltimore convention center workers y'all were real ones for letting me use the secret elevators with this cosplay ❤️

A photo of a security guard at the Baltimore Convention Center standing next to me in a blue Wobbuffet costume.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 06/09/2026

getting ready for the Apple event next week #ios

A screenshot of a Hover.com purchase page for the domain “creasegate.com”. It is still available for $18.99.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 04/09/2026

breakfast of champions?

A green Mountain Dew Duke Cannon soap box with the soap inside. It says “everlasting puck of soap” and “bold citrus good times” on the box. You can see my WIP living room renovation in the background.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 14/08/2026

inside of you there are two Siris

A screenshot of Finder showing two copies of the Siri app (same icon and same last modified date, but one is hidden and they both have different sizes.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 11/08/2026

it uses a desktop to do the initial pairing process and to ensure wireless syncing is enabled. then, i have a helper sync the pairing cert to the 3DS, which allows the 3DS to directly connect to my iPhone (and fetch its name)!

A picture of a Nintendo 3DS sitting on a bamboo table. On the top screen, it says “Tangerine 0.0.1 -- LockdownProbe
Discovery: 224.0.0.251:42314 Lockdownd: 62078
netload stdio: connected
iPhone :8080 HTTP: 200 OK 11621 bytes
SUCCESS
done(sessionID: 2CC6620E-6C62-4CD4-BD4E-498A29AB5541,...
SUCCESS -- authenticated GetValue completed over mutual
TLS. DeviceName: Astronaut Sloth. SessionID:
2CC6620E-6C62-4CD4-BD4E-498A29AB5541. Handoff
device: Astronaut Sloth.” The bottom screen is green.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 05/08/2026

update: we have a pinch of emoji support now and the photo gallery exists. the feed UI is tricky and honestly the hardest part at this point (also processing & caching images, although there’s a second CPU I can use for this I think)

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 05/08/2026

porting Bluesky to the Nintendo 3DS in Swift (because why not) actually went pretty well

A Nintendo 3DS sitting on a bamboo wooden desk next to a keyboard with grey keys. On the screen of the 3DS, you can see a Bluesky feed in the “Tangerine Bluesky” app on the top screen and a “Trending” screen on the bottom screen.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 30/07/2026

this upsets me as much as “chai tea”

A few rows of “Mason Dixie” Biscuit Sandwiches in the Costco frozen section

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 30/07/2026

it has glitter y’all

Me (white guy, short light brain hair, blonde/red/brown mustache) wearing a yellow shirt and holding a small transparent record. The record is a single of “Party in the USA” by Miley Cyrus. It’s hard to see but it sparkles (there’s glitter in the vinyl)

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 10/07/2026

i want a the master of disguise sequel that stars one thousand hugos

An advertisement that goes like this: HUGO . . man of a thousand faces. $11.44 Hugo can be anything. Facial disguises easily adhere with special non-toxic glue included. 13-in Hugo can be a puppet too. Plastisol head, vinyl hands. Includes cloak, nylon wig, moustache, scars, false noses, eyeglasses and more. Ages 5 to 11. Not for ages under 3, because of small parts. Shipping weight 1 lb. 6oz. Hugo is just kinda looking off into the abyss. He's a white male wearing a sweater or blue potato sack, it's unclear. There's a 3 by 3 grid of various Hugo disguises next to him.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 03/07/2026

it’s 108F in the shade what are we even doing here

A photo of a cars dashboard with a small digital display that has some trip information on it. It also has the outdoor temperature, 108F.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 13/06/2026

I can't believe Apple would just do this to me - I'll never get verified here now 🥺 #WWDC #iOS

A screenshot of Binary Ninja on macOS that shows symbols from a new private framework named Biscuits.framework. The highlighted symbol is named Biscuits.UnverifiedBiscuit.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 28/03/2026

finally found a local cleaner refill store, conveniently located next to the us business thank god super market

A brick store with a sign that says “Refill Renew”

A brick store with a sign that says “US Business Thank God Super Market”

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 11/03/2026

I have learned that I really need to clean my laptop display 😂

Image: a screenshot on black background that reads

Your [delta symbol]E [subscript]OK JND (I have no idea what this means)

Then it reads my score: 0.0040

Genuinely remarkable. You sailed past the theoretical human limit like it owed you money. I'd accuse you of cheating but I don't actually know how you'd cheat at this.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 15/02/2026

the folks that wrote this cookbook did not anticipate how folks would use the word goon in the future

A photo of my son sitting on the floor reading a book titled “Goon with the Spoon”

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 31/01/2026

Faine check out my greatest achievement involving Oreos

A black box containing customized Oreos within it. Two pink anime ahegao faces are visible.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 20/01/2026

they say home is where the Automotive Fuel Injector Cleaning Machine Ultrasonic Cleaning Tool is

A Reddit advertisement from eBay that says "Create a Home You Love on eBay". Under this title, there's a yellow machine with lots of injectors titled "Automotive Fuel Injector Cleaning Machine Ultrasonic Cleaning Tool 220v/110". There are currently no upvotes.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 19/01/2026

my son named this drink “the uh oh”

A tub of Homestead vanilla ice cream, Mountain Dew Energy Drink (Amp), and a mason jar with both of the previous things mixed.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 14/01/2026

new starter Pokemon just dropped:

A screenshot of something called "Man Cereal" from the Man Cereal website. There are three boxes labeled "Salted Fudge - Classic, decadent & dominating", "Fruity - Loud, juicy, & legendary", and "Maple Bacon - Sweet, smoky, & sigma". The boxes are white and have a picture of a little sphere on each box. I believe the sphere is the cereal.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 21/12/2025

Time to teach Spot how to pentest wireless infrastructure #cats #hak5 #security

An orange tabby cat sitting on a blue couch. There is a yellow Hak5 WiFi Pineapple pager sitting on a white table, which is next to the couch and cat.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 18/12/2025

unsure if this is this is the start of a friendship or rivalry #cats

An orange tabby cat staring at a small toddler with pale skin and short brown hair. The cat is standing on a small green pet couch.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 28/11/2025

trying to recreate important Star Trek scenes with my son

An adult man sticking out his tongue while looking through a door. There’s a boy wearing a red sweatshirt looks back (with his hands on said door)

Captain Kirk and Spock looking at each other through the protective warp core glass in The Wrath of Khan.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 23/11/2025

wild dinosaur spotted on the new pedestrian bridge

A small child in a blue dinosaur jacket playing with a yellow light on a concrete bridge.

A small child in a blue dinosaur jacket watching traffic from the top of a concrete pedestrian bridge.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 07/11/2025

breakfast of champions

A bottle of Empirical Doritos alcohol sitting on a light wooden table. Next to the bottle of alcohol, there is a blue and bright green pie box that says “Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie.” It also says “Yours by a Slice of Luck.”

A bottle of Empirical Doritos alcohol sitting on a light wooden table. Next to the bottle of alcohol, there is an open pie box with a blue/green key lime baja blast pie inside. The outside of the box says “Yours by a Slice of Luck.” There is also a tan tiki themed cup that resembles a Klingon from Star Trek sitting next to both of these objects.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 11/10/2025

my orange cat sizing up my orange iPhone

An orange tabby cat’s looking really close at the camera lens. Most of the view is a slightly blurry orange cat looking super cute.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 29/08/2025

I tried signing up for one at Walgreens and got this error message lmao

A screenshot with the following text: Prescription required before appointment
The following vaccine(s) require a prescription in the patient's state. Please contact the patient's healthcare provider to obtain the prescription(s) prior to their vaccine appointment.
• COVID-19

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 14/08/2025

update: new Baja is pretty good, hopefully a zero version comes out soon

An orange cat smelling a purple soft drink and a brown Taco Bell bag. In the background, the movie “The Chronicles of Riddick” is playing.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 14/08/2025

gm Bluesky, enjoy this zabulon skipper chilling out on my pepper plant

A orange and black zabulon skipper (a species of butterfly) sitting on a pepper plant leaf. The leaf is green and has water droplets on it. There’s a brick wall in the background.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 13/08/2025

I found out that three pieces of our duct work was completely removed which made it hard to circulate fresh air (once I fix the last hole this should dip below 800ppm for this room - the rest usually stick around that level now)

A line chart comparing the temperature and CO2 content of my upstairs bedroom. To summarize, I keep the temperature between 74 and 76 degrees F, while the CO2 concentration is 1,000-1,400.

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Biscuit @biscuit.dev · 09/08/2025

ok, so my take on the birthday cake sandwich looks awful but it actually works well - less spread/icing & maybe tinier portions for version 2.0 #foodsky #food