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Telford Bird Law

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‘Patriotism is supporting your country all of the time and your government when it deserves it.’”

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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Release ALL the Epstein files NOW!
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What a fucking embarrassment
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FIFA Peace Prize winner
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remember when Jake Tapper dug in his heels to defend Fox News when Obama dared to move them to the second row of the press room? Well, now that the roles have reversed, I'm sure that Fox News will -- come on, stop laughing, let me finish
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We really have to consider the possibility that we elected the dumbest motherfucker in America. Twice. Do better, people.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So our friends now are North Korea and Russia and our enemies are Canada and Denmark. Makes sense.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
Trump Downplays Significance Of Trump Tower Found On Epstein Island theonion.com/trump-downplays-signif…
Trump Downplays Significance Of Trump Tower Found On Epstein Island
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I will be calling it that from now on.😅
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 18/07/2026
We’re watching Kindergarten Cop and it occurs to me that the only explanation as to why the concept that an undercover cop who is Arnold Schwarzenegger could be believable as a kindergarten teacher is cocaine
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
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Telford Bird Law @birdlawpa.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The USMNT can still win if “The Donald” has the courage to do the right thing!
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Exhibit B: the USMNT
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amityf @amityf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Little kids, graduating kindergarten. Little kids.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
No responsible society should've allowed any social media site to start recruiting children. The UK social media ban is abusive. The current state of affairs is abusive. I don't know which policy is worse but because adults let it get to this point, their children will never forgive them either way
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
i can tell you right now if the parties were reversed, republicans would be using the word “surrender” instead of “deal”
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list for raping kids.
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
BREAKING: Charles Manson backs out of the Freedom 250 concert
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
my god
donald trump jr tweeted: 

Anyone who knows my father knows he probably knows more about Sports than just about any human being not in the business. Kathy’s failed soundbite ain’t gonna land well… just like her policies.

kathy hochul's famously wild press office quote tweeted it and said: Crazy he has time to go a basketball game but not your wedding 😭
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itsmab.bsky.social @itsmab.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Because yeah, he couldn’t have done that.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
“Alexa, show us an interview you couldn’t pay us any amount of money to watch”
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dc2daylight.bsky.social @dc2daylight.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Naval ships always shoot at each other during a ceasefire. Any West Point grad will tell you this.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
If Melania wants Jimmy Kimmel fired for hateful rhetoric, someone should introduce her to her husband
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Vince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.
Leonard Gall (left) architect of the new ballroom, stands with Hitler and Albert Speer at the other major construction project in 1936, the Haus der Deutschen Kunst in MünchenThe new ballroom and reception hall attached to the Old Reich Chancellery, with the floor removed to reveal the Vorbunker. Illustration by Christoph Neubauer www.atelier-neubauer.de
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Dale Walls @dalewalls1.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Trump says "The Pope is weak on crime" I say "it’s not the Pope’s fault you’re not in prison Donald"
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004
It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).
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Marcy Gall @marcygall.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Should be part of his next test.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 13/04/2026
If you think the Pope is a radical leftist, wait till you meet his boss.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"I'd like to gavel in today's board meeting of the American Medical Association...."
The Last Supper.
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Dr Duncan Robertson @duncanrobertson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I reckon JD Vance is in the running for the FIFA Diplomacy Prize.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
If Trump thinks the pope is too woke and soft on crime wait til he hears about Jesus
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Telford Bird Law @birdlawpa.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
all I’m saying is that next year my fantasy football team name will be "Pope Leo is soft on crime."
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Dave Johnson @dcjohnson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Do Americans know that their Vice President was in Hungary campaigning for a Putin ally to be reelected, instead of in DC during a war in which Putin is helping Iran target Americans?
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Massimo Faggioli @massimofaggioli.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
“I’m sick of the fact that threats of a nuclear holocaust are now routine because our president is a terrorist who has a bowl of oatmeal for a brain.” www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
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Trump just lost the war in Iran
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary unpacks the ceasefire between the US and Iran.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Chills and teary eyes. We really strap people to big fucking rockets and send them to space. It’s insane every time. And it’s generally safe because of brilliant people and math.
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The Conference of Catholic Bishops is... not playing around in this brief. www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
His projection is so transparent.
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This one hits hard.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.
Screenshot of a CNN segment shared by Acyn. A split-screen shows commentator Lydia Moynihan on the left and Kevin O’Leary on the right during a heated exchange. The chyron reads, “Obama: Dems need to avoid scolding and ‘virtue-signaling.’” The post quotes O’Leary referencing China and concentration camps, and McGowan responding about West Virginia.
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Claire McNear @clairemcnear.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
YES I WROTE ABOUT THE FINAL JEOPARDY WIZARDRY www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
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How Contestant Alison Betts Gamed 'Jeopardy!' -- And Went Viral
'Jeopardy!' winner Alison Betts explains the wagering strategy that led her to a come-from-behind victory and the Jeopardy! Invitational Tournament.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/02/2026
Trump posted a video depicting the first Black president and his wife as apes and his excuse for this is that it's a riff on The Lion King, a movie that does not feature any apes. Somehow this was a one-day story and we've already moved on.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Fellow citizens, the U.S. Secretary for Health and Human Services and the chief guardian of our physical well-being for the next three years.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Crucially, many local governments are furious with ICE over these purchases, because they were not consulted or even told. Because they are federal property now, it's taking a commercial property off the tax rolls while likely imposing dramatic additional infrastructure costs.
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
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Drew @dschnoeb.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Not to be outdone, Kid Rock gave his Grammy to an ICE agent. JK, guys! Kid Rock doesn’t have any Grammys.
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