Reposted by Telford Bird Lawconifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Release ALL the Epstein files NOW! 11258831958
Reposted by Telford Bird LawAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What a fucking embarrassment 3064275880
Reposted by Telford Bird LawJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026FIFA Peace Prize winner 601688320
Reposted by Telford Bird LawKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Remember when Jake Tapper dug in his heels to defend Fox News when Obama dared to move them to the second row of the press room? Well, now that the roles have reversed, I'm sure that Fox News will -- come on, stop laughing, let me finish 142103991728
Reposted by Telford Bird LawAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We really have to consider the possibility that we elected the dumbest motherfucker in America. Twice. Do better, people. 69762461283
Reposted by Telford Bird LawRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/08/2026So our friends now are North Korea and Russia and our enemies are Canada and Denmark. Makes sense. 669146083110
Reposted by Telford Bird LawThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026Trump Downplays Significance Of Trump Tower Found On Epstein Island theonion.com/trump-downplays-signif… 272856428
Reposted by Telford Bird LawThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I will be calling it that from now on.😅 820117053027
Reposted by Telford Bird LawAndy Richter @andyrichter.co · 18/07/2026We’re watching Kindergarten Cop and it occurs to me that the only explanation as to why the concept that an undercover cop who is Arnold Schwarzenegger could be believable as a kindergarten teacher is cocaine 3895664
Reposted by Telford Bird LawDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated 157121101400
Reposted by Telford Bird LawAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year 268239893246
Telford Bird Law @birdlawpa.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The USMNT can still win if “The Donald” has the courage to do the right thing! 000
Reposted by Telford Bird LawJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Exhibit B: the USMNT 633231
Reposted by Telford Bird Lawamityf @amityf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Little kids, graduating kindergarten. Little kids. 36950147
Reposted by Telford Bird LawRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/06/2026No responsible society should've allowed any social media site to start recruiting children. The UK social media ban is abusive. The current state of affairs is abusive. I don't know which policy is worse but because adults let it get to this point, their children will never forgive them either way 21955108
Reposted by Telford Bird LawAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/06/2026i can tell you right now if the parties were reversed, republicans would be using the word “surrender” instead of “deal” 503131550
Reposted by Telford Bird LawCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/06/2026A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list for raping kids. 231191326231
Reposted by Telford Bird LawJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 31/05/2026BREAKING: Charles Manson backs out of the Freedom 250 concert 0113782197
Reposted by Telford Bird Lawitsmab.bsky.social @itsmab.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Because yeah, he couldn’t have done that. 1793241976140
Reposted by Telford Bird LawThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/05/2026“Alexa, show us an interview you couldn’t pay us any amount of money to watch” 1245169002451
Reposted by Telford Bird Lawdc2daylight.bsky.social @dc2daylight.bsky.social · 09/05/2026 357143613720
Reposted by Telford Bird LawJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Naval ships always shoot at each other during a ceasefire. Any West Point grad will tell you this. 33327414
Reposted by Telford Bird LawAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026If Melania wants Jimmy Kimmel fired for hateful rhetoric, someone should introduce her to her husband 519159543095
Reposted by Telford Bird LawVince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social · 17/04/2026July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed. 15537891521
Reposted by Telford Bird LawDale Walls @dalewalls1.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Trump says "The Pope is weak on crime" I say "it’s not the Pope’s fault you’re not in prison Donald" 732667535
Reposted by Telford Bird LawMatthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004 528230513386
Reposted by Telford Bird LawMarcy Gall @marcygall.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Should be part of his next test. 616243706208
Reposted by Telford Bird LawJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 13/04/2026If you think the Pope is a radical leftist, wait till you meet his boss. 302135862741
Reposted by Telford Bird LawClara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 13/04/2026"I'd like to gavel in today's board meeting of the American Medical Association...." 703047530
Reposted by Telford Bird LawDr Duncan Robertson @duncanrobertson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I reckon JD Vance is in the running for the FIFA Diplomacy Prize. 571819235
Reposted by Telford Bird LawThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/04/2026If Trump thinks the pope is too woke and soft on crime wait til he hears about Jesus 1084072733
Telford Bird Law @birdlawpa.bsky.social · 13/04/2026all I’m saying is that next year my fantasy football team name will be "Pope Leo is soft on crime." 010
Reposted by Telford Bird LawDave Johnson @dcjohnson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Do Americans know that their Vice President was in Hungary campaigning for a Putin ally to be reelected, instead of in DC during a war in which Putin is helping Iran target Americans? 49490213061
Reposted by Telford Bird LawDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 08/04/2026“I’m sick of the fact that threats of a nuclear holocaust are now routine because our president is a terrorist who has a bowl of oatmeal for a brain.” www.sfgate.com/politics/art...sfgate.comTrump just lost the war in IranSFGATE columnist Drew Magary unpacks the ceasefire between the US and Iran. 1326642
Reposted by Telford Bird LawJ.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Chills and teary eyes. We really strap people to big fucking rockets and send them to space. It’s insane every time. And it’s generally safe because of brilliant people and math. 4763
Reposted by Telford Bird LawRaffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 26/02/2026The Conference of Catholic Bishops is... not playing around in this brief. www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...supremecourt.gov 11532321071
Reposted by Telford Bird LawKhashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 21/02/2026His projection is so transparent. 862191863
Reposted by Telford Bird LawJohn Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 21/02/2026This one hits hard. 7713572310541
Reposted by Telford Bird LawGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building. 9733654911139
Reposted by Telford Bird LawClaire McNear @clairemcnear.bsky.social · 13/02/2026YES I WROTE ABOUT THE FINAL JEOPARDY WIZARDRY www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...rollingstone.comHow Contestant Alison Betts Gamed 'Jeopardy!' -- And Went Viral'Jeopardy!' winner Alison Betts explains the wagering strategy that led her to a come-from-behind victory and the Jeopardy! Invitational Tournament. 730151
Reposted by Telford Bird LawAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/02/2026Trump posted a video depicting the first Black president and his wife as apes and his excuse for this is that it's a riff on The Lion King, a movie that does not feature any apes. Somehow this was a one-day story and we've already moved on. 27182891950
Reposted by Telford Bird LawDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Fellow citizens, the U.S. Secretary for Health and Human Services and the chief guardian of our physical well-being for the next three years. 66645187
Reposted by Telford Bird LawKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 09/02/2026When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts 190102601330
Reposted by Telford Bird LawAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Crucially, many local governments are furious with ICE over these purchases, because they were not consulted or even told. Because they are federal property now, it's taking a commercial property off the tax rolls while likely imposing dramatic additional infrastructure costs. 552579711
Reposted by Telford Bird LawBlack Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband. 496469829
Reposted by Telford Bird LawDrew @dschnoeb.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Not to be outdone, Kid Rock gave his Grammy to an ICE agent. JK, guys! Kid Rock doesn’t have any Grammys. 19810