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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
manatee monday
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Thinking about portal 2
GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying "I hate you so much it's not even with the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out heres a full choir to sing 'Goodbye My Datling', an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don't read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave." to a wonan who has literally never responded to anything she's ever said
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Caught by the cctv.. "Eat up, little buddy. Don't be shy." 😹🐍💛 #cat #plushdoll #besties
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George @hannahtempler.com · 08/08/2026
good morning you may approach the wizard
tarantula with a bugle chip on its head and a stick in its hands. powerful wizard
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Morning Kittens
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/07/2026
This is Fenrir. He has not yet been successful in cuddling with the cat. But thinks if he goes slow enough she might not notice. 13/10 (IG: fenrirfanclub)
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The strongest is in battle mode… Run!
A black-and-white cat with a puffed-up tail
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Bottom view of a cat that has fallen asleep on a glass table. Original post
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bug @buggle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride month
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brickonator @brickonator.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Gwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Possum Mom Doing her Best!
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UnicornsRockUK @unicornsrockuk.northsky.social · 13/04/2026
lol
A screenshot of someones post saying "Noooo he moved during the panoramic photo" and the picture was of an abomination that was once a dog.
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✨FizzyDog_✨🌱 @fizzydog.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
“I’ve created the border collie breed!!” You ruined a perfectly good wolf is what you did. Look at it, its got ADHD.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
the cyclops cat has awakened from its slumber
a poorly drawn cyclops catan orange cat standing on the edge of a plastic basket. because its shaking its head, the cat’s face appears to have only a single large eye in the center, making it look like a cyclops!!
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beep @1borzoigaming.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
#borzoi
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🔆🌒 Samwise 🌘🔆 @samwisegamzee.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
its the 6 year anniversary of this image. i drew over this coloring page for a class contest and lost... history was made that day but i didn't even realize it
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
help
a poorly drawn cat with a bite mark taken out of its head. the text above and below it reads: “do you have any ibuprofen”
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Ava Laugh… 🤭 @avalaugh.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The African (or woodland) dormouse…. Absolutely adorable do you agree…. 🥰
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Crow 🌿 @crowlines.net · 18/06/2025
Smh
drawing of my 3 cats. Two larger cats have exaggeratedly sad expressions with the text "refused to eat dinner" while a smaller pleased-looking cat next to them has the text "full of 3 dinners"
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The Khaki Tsarina @khakitsarina.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing
Tall glass with tasty adult beverage has a tennis ball in it, behind sits a young black dog
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Oh my poor boy. My poor child. I’m so sorry that I put you in the cart. I did not know you were going to feel that way about it.
A brown and white corgi is in a small wheeled cart such as you might use to tote suitcases or groceries. His expression is that of a frightened Muppet.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/04/2025
This is Autumn. She was born without one paw. Gets along just fine with three, but still sometimes uses a prosthetic leg when she wants to blend in. 13/10
a small dog wearing a black and orange bandana, collar, and leash sits on a leafy dirt path and looks up at us with large brown eyes. she's white with brown spots on her ears and eyes. she has brown speckles on her left paw, and her right paw is actually a bright orange webbed duck foot. she likes to have fun with her prosthetics.
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primordial wizard 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @birdinashirt.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
the devious creature
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primordial wizard 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @birdinashirt.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
i know its cringe to post a tweet here but this kitty needs our help x.com/feederofcats...
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Friends of Bear Cat Rescue on X: "If you can help with this gigantic vet bill, please do. Wonton wants to fight. And if she's in, I'm in. We're not ready to give up. Paypal: https://t.co/XwbywbySdn Donorbox: https://t.co/oZNfouBfXs Venmo: friendsofbear ***MAKE SURE IT'S THE CORRECT ACCOUNT, UNDER "CHARITIES"***" / X
If you can help with this gigantic vet bill, please do. Wonton wants to fight. And if she's in, I'm in. We're not ready to give up. Paypal: https://t.co/XwbywbySdn Donorbox: https://t.co/oZNfouBfXs Venmo: friendsofbear ***MAKE SURE IT'S THE CORRECT ACCOUNT, UNDER "CHARITIES"***
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primordial wizard 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @birdinashirt.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
@support.bsky.team why arent my feeds showing up in settings. i can add users to them but they arent in my feeds list
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primordial wizard 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @birdinashirt.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
so when i linked another account on here bsky deleted my icon, one of my feeds, and my display name. why
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primordial wizard 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @birdinashirt.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
this has been on my desktop for over a year and its finally relevant 🎂
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primordial wizard 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @birdinashirt.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
to the company that bought Joann Fabrics only to immediately turn around and close all its stores so they can profit from its dying breaths: i hope you face a swift and devastating financial collapse spearheaded by the artists who now have to pay not only tariffs but SHIPPING
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Someone came out of the yarn room
Black cat with a yarn label around shoulders
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primordial wizard 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @birdinashirt.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
i like making fun of rich ppl on realtor dot com but look what i fucking found on an acreage listing
over saturated image of a woodland creek with a poorly photoshopped in lynx(non native) in the foreground
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Cognoscente @cognoscente.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Dudes rock
r/ftm
NSFW
I just blacked out and ate a whole rotisserie chicken and got hard because of it. Is that normal on T?
Advice Needed
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Seeing an ipad baby - no, this is not good Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
why is the official beanie baby account posting this good
verified Ty facebook post with caption we ride at dawn and pic of a blue and purple horse beanie baby photoshopped on a tropical beach next to a vertical acronym, capital letters H O R T and only the R corresponds to a horizontal word, which is rage
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Grebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
hat seller
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Kate Marvel @drkatemarvel.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
people tell you the best thing about having written a book is getting to call yourself a published author or sharing your vision with the world but really the best thing about having written a book is that you don't have to write it anymore
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Tulip is sublime tonight
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cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
now it’s a catellite dish
A tweet that says, “Starlink works great until the cats find out that the dish gives off a little heat on cold days.” A photo shows five cats huddled on a satellite dish in the snow.
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ニャン @yossra.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
🐉 #illustration
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 30/12/2024
Climate change is fun cause you can have spring madness and winter depression at the same time
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KeiB ✦ @keiblehh.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
follow me for more awesome art tips and tricks
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primordial wizard 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @birdinashirt.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Wtf does this mean and how do I fix it
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primordial wizard 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @birdinashirt.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Merry christmas motherfuckers
A handmade cardboard Christmas tree with 2 discount garlands, one string of lights and 12 candy canes. Because the tree we ordered wont be here until the 26th smile.
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千景 @chikageworks.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
✒︎
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invertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
indescribably happy to see these adorable pill millipedes in Singapore this past summer, a light evening rain brought out dozens ambling slowly across a forest path
a black, very short millipede with a red stripe on collum, thick yellow stripe on first segment, and a yellow spot on the side of each body segment the same millipede from the front, showing a flat wide face with a little fuzzy mustache three such millipedes curled into spheres on my hand
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primordial wizard 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @birdinashirt.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Need to make a gijinka of sasha animal crossing so bad
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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I can draw the most visceral body horror art of trans men getting torn apart screaming guttural and bloody about the interminable horror about being a trans man in a society completely hostile to you and the interpretation of it would be "horror about motherhood" from 90% of the people around me
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primordial wizard 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @birdinashirt.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
no dogs butt will ever be as cute as our dogs butt
A cream colored corgi butt with crossed little feet underneath
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