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@birbdog.bsky.social
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robin 🐤 they/she 🐤 37 🐤 AuDHD 🐤 homoflexible/polyam/ace-spec 🐤 forever tutoring in tertiary education

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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lectures are over, I was hoping to get a week to myself next week but events are piling up already
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An angry orange man (Trump) behind the wheel of a truck
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So many good picks here
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fuck I make stupid noises when I'm home alone
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Or music your dad thinks is satanic
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Omg that's the first time anyone's said that about me!
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Disqualified: 🚀Who Killed A**** P**** - A**** P**** 🚀Yes, Virginia - The Dres*** D****
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes, I know the HIM one is a best of, shh Near Contenders: 🚀 NOFX - Heavy Petting Zoo (I listened to that all through seventh form) 🚀 Nirvana - In Utero 🚀 Stuff my mum plays while she cleans 🚀 The South Park Movie Soundtrack
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Spent a good hour on this, these are my fave no skip albums from age 6 to 37 (okay maybe I'll skip a few but most of the time I'll just let the album play out)
Rob's nine albums 

Spice by Spice Girls 
Aquarium by Aqua
Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park 
Fallen by Evanescence 
And Love Said No by HIM 
Ceremonials by Florence + The Machine
Mezzanine by Massive Attack
Invaders Must Die by The Prodigy 
Prelude to Esctasy by The Last Dinner Party
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Argh someone's reported the cover of Heavy Petting Zoo
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dipping toffee pops into banana caramel peanut butter is my fave new 2am snack
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miji @cryomiji.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hallo!!!! hallooo!!!!!! #doodle
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
pretty women !! like if you. Agree
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I spend an inordinate amount of time wandering round the house doing Columbo impressions. "Just one last thing, Mrs Dishwasher, there's something that's been bothering me... this spoon right here. Its been through 3 cycles now... it's still not clean. I just don't understand it."
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@burnettaotearoa @burnettaotearoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some fantastic news for HIV prevention in Aotearoa. From 1 Dec (World AIDS Day), publicly funded PrEP and PEP will be available to everyone in the country who needs it, regardless of visa status. It's a win for common sense & evidence-based policy. 💊🌈 www.burnettfoundation.org.nz/articles/new...
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Free HIV preventive treatment for all in Aotearoa
As of December 1, publicly funded medication and their associated tests will be available to all on Aotearoa soil.  This means that HIV prevention tools are available to all in New Zealand, regardless...
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's a specific Suzie Izzard sound that I love and comes into my head a lot, someone needs to make a Suzie Izzard weird sound compilation
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The nibling I reconnected when she was 13 is now 21 and-- 😭😭😭
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dykes rule
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Miss this guy.
One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 03/10/2026
sorry to double quote myself, but I’m struck by how Newman’s quote exhibits the essential elements of a good husband: lust, respect, patience, and determination. damn skippy
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every time I pick up the dog poo in the back garden I have the phrase "faeces from another species" running around my head.
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Pumpkin Spice NZ 🇳🇿 @pumpkinspicenz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YES. I fucking love trains!!!! ❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️ ✅✅
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
38 soon D;
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
completely real question i had to answer for the hospital im getting top surgery at
a surgery form. the question being asked is "what are your pronouns?" the only answers are yes or no.
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Gavin Shoebridge @kiwiev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Crikey. Clifford grew up.
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mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
had the immense privilege of being able to get a loan for surgery, but it's gonna leave me with ~$120 (~$68USD) for living expenses for the next 5 years. getting more money isn't urgent but it would make recovery and the rest of the next 5 years a lot more comfortable ko-fi.com/riversurgery...
ko-fi.com
Support river's surgery fund
Support river's surgery fund
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hmmm the more my body is in pain the more I procrastinate and have executive dysfunction issues HMMM
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mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
online cult gotta be the lamest kind of cult. wdym you're in a cult and you're not fucking
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm a self employed cleaner, I hate my job. Some of the clients don't understand that the lists of jobs they want me to do in two hours is unreasonable. So if one of those clients isn't home, I take a shower and use their expensive products on their time.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its okay to sincerely like things
cover of THIS PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE GETS ME OFF IN A FUN AND SINCERE WAY BECAUSE IT’S OKAY FOR PEOPLE TO ENJOY POPULAR THINGS WITHOUT BEING SHAMED FOR THE PERCEIVED “BASICNESS” OF THEIR BEVERAGE CHOICES featuring a ladybuck on the left with red hair lookin confident in her beverage choice. on the right is a to-go cup from coffee shop ALSO lookin good
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you think you won't be strong enough to take the step and be trans in the world i have some great news for you: you will be stronger on the other side of transition you have no idea how strong you're going to be
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i can't believe this is a legit and not-vandalized page
President (also commonly called Asshole,[1] Scum,[1] or Capitalism[1])
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think tomorrow will be a pain day for me
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
via wiktionary
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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レッサーパンダ 🐕🔞 @lnusama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think everyone should have a big booty autistic girl OC
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
anywayyyyyyyyyy, I love trans and autistic furries especially trans autistic furries of color
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The supermarket is the worst place to be autistic
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
>be smelly >look bad >take a shower >no longer smelly or look bad Thank you mister shower I love you mister shower
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When the Grinch's heart grew three sizes, he probably got a raging boner. Had nothing to do with the Who's, it was just a matter of blood flow
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Omega Pirate in Metroid Prime made me and my at the time boyfriend have a huge fight because I couldnt do it More recently I couldn't get past Replica Riku in the Riku portion of CoM
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have been allocated a medium stall at the Martinborough Fair, anyone want to get an air BNB and make a little artist alley?
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh wow I completely forgot about asw
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Ellieween Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Brendo🔞 @brendos.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Discord
Discord is terrible.
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Rob 🐤🐺 @birbdog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I didn't get a pash at the Vampire Disco either
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