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The Big Marmot

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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 46m
I'd buy a "Britain runs on 'spoons" shirt
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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🌑 @fell.energy · 10/10/2026
life, uh, is gay
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is definately a human at least partially behind this feed feed of endless rape denial
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No way, even famous mysoginist Matt Walsh?
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the nice thing about worms is you can always put them back in the can
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bro my union president is reposting boomer slop bro
Randi Wiengarten repostinf some bullshit that calls trump a communist and says Putin is a communist. Check out the replies, it's really bleak. Somehow the generation that actually lived through the fall of the USSR doesnt know that it happened.
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To be fair, nobody in this thread knows what Communism is or seems to be aware that the communist party have not been in power in Russia for 35 years
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remembering the time some prolific poster on here was mad at me for using a labeler that showed they posted 50 times a day. As if posting on bsky is an equally viable use of your time as like, going for a stroll
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like Pink Triangle, but I was also married to a lesbian for most of my 20s
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How do you like Protomartyr? Seems like they are adjacent to a few of these
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just spoke with an AI agent for an intra-city bus line. [Machine lists the wrong departure time] "I don't think that is correct" "I'm sorry about that" [lists 3 more made up times] "Those are all wrong too." "I understand how that could be frustrating" You understand?!?
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If not for Hitler, that toothbrush moustache would have come back during COVID. It's optomized for masks! Became popular among men who had worn rubber gas masks in the great war
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Turning the Gateway Arch into an American Tarpaien Rock is the only humane solution
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are about to have a similar situation at the University of Oregon (every department was asked to plan for 5-15% reductions) despite having just received the largest private donation to a state school in history!
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh no way! Rob Riggle 9/11 stories in the official magazine of the Self Storage Association???
exactly what it says in the post
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listen to Boonta Vista
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Attn @boontavista.com : I spotted what I can only conclude is fan art of beloved mascot Flash on a whiteboard at the University of Oregon on the first day of classes
A fucked up guy drawn on a whiteboard
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Great lists, but I'm somewhat surprised you use so many individual chapters rather than full books. Could you explain your reasoning a bit there?
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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sorry to editorialize but log tf off please god
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Abe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer @eldashraheb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s amazing how narrow and limiting the algorithm is. I can’t find anything on YouTube I’m interested in, bc it’s winnowed down all my perceived interests to a handful of things, so now it’s like 10 different people saying the same things about the same thing. Bad!
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The lede is like something a soldier might have written decades after storming Omaha Beach, and having lived long enough to tell his grandchildren about how he somehow survived that fateful day.
For years, the first thing I did upon awakening was check Twitter to see if I had been canceled. After a quick name search to ensure that there was only the usual amount of frothing denunciation, I could get on with my day.
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Oregon Plates @plat.es · 26/09/2026
The Custom Oregon Plate BUST was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=cu… #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #BUST
Oregon Standard Tree license plate displaying the text "BUST".
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is it the guy at Memory Den?
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"sucks to be you" he said, in an expression of solidarity
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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There’s more to be said about the relationship between Pinker-style stardom and the state of academia. Not because academia is Woke, but because star systems loosen rigor at the top while solid scholarship becomes a dead end lower down. Shoddy celebrities and broke PhDs proceed from the same machine
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
but what were they wearing?
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah, it would add a bit of time if you opted for Canby over Sellwood. But now based on this exchange I am going to plan a day trip around biking between the Buena Vista and Wheatland Ferries
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This little guy is still running
pic of the Canby Ferry with two cars on it. It doesnt look like it could fit many more
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Canby!
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Added to the climate change ephemera files
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Come on Joe, a professional historian ought to know the difference between descriptive and normative language. That is, unless you are intentionally misreading that post...
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 11/09/2026
My take on 9/11 is already sufficiently explained by Jean-Paul Baudrillard in the Spirit of Terrorism which, as I know Americans are familiar with, explains at length how our power as an empire plays with the global alterity.
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I remember the whole country came together to cheer on the Arizona Diamondbacks in the World Series
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
RIP Shemp killed in the hotel in tower 3 where he was pretending to be a sous chef to hilarious then tragic results. (Moe and Larry were firefighters at the time but they were in Seacaucus)
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For me?
youtube thumbnail of a guy getting pepper sprayed
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You should look at reviews for the Enchanted Forest in Salem, OR
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Who remembers glue?
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Roaring 20s are back baby, everyone is still mentally ill from a plague and a war, importing Canadian booze is illegal, James Carville is alive
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Education policy discourse is so depressing. We need a massive injection of public money into hiring teachers at all levels, I could give a shit if the UCs require an SAT score
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Incredible experience, loved every second
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i guess what I'm saying is: used to be the money guys would rush in and ruin things. now they are making the things pre-ruined
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was once blocked by a crypto booster who was arguing that bitcoin mining was helping put real monetary incentives on decarbonization
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The Big Marmot @bigmarmot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
angling for a spot in the top 38, hey?
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