Reposted by HeatherAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 10/08/2025part three of a series that never should’ve had to be written brb becoming a villain real quick audipenny.substack.com/p/the-terrai...audipenny.substack.comThe Terrain On LinkedIn Is The Ground Is Opening Up And Turning Into a Mouth And Eating Job SeekersIt's worse than desolate at this point – the jobs are actively trying to eat us alive. 2276
Heather @biglasagnaenergy.bsky.social · 28/07/2025It should be illegal to show me ads before a movie in a theater 140
Reposted by Heathermattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 18/07/2025i have to say that i love when fortune smiles upon me, but by the same token i cannot stand it when im subject to the cruel whims of fate 760872
Reposted by HeatherEmily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 10/07/2025do you ever think about how Adam Schlesinger was simply one of the best pop songwriters who ever lived and then get really sad about how he died too early? [visibly hiding tears] yeah no me neither 6433
Reposted by Heathercait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 09/07/2025me watching a two hour video of a youtuber exposing another youtuber to avoid thinking about anything happening anywhere at any time 2964948
Reposted by Heathercait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/07/2025i have a job interview this week and the whole thing just feels so ridiculous. "where do you see yourself in 5 years" ma'am i'm gonna keep it real with you, i don't even know where i see myself next week 3796836
Heather @biglasagnaenergy.bsky.social · 26/06/2025It’s just me and a bunch of dudes in plaid on our laptops in this mountain coffee shop 020
Reposted by Heatherambie nickelspooki✨ @trashxbandicoot.bsky.social · 09/06/2025good morning friends 💚✨ 82280455783
Reposted by HeatherKaren K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 01/06/2025it is weird to focus on the things in my control and then also remember how many things are being systematically destroyed to give rich people tax cuts, billions to Elon Musk's companies, pay for private jails, as well as punish women, people of color, and several kinds of immigrants 29513
Heather @biglasagnaenergy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Back on my bullshit (watching Murder She Wrote) 040
Heather @biglasagnaenergy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025What an absolutely perfect time for my oven to stop working and for the parts to fix it cost as much as a new oven 130
Reposted by HeatherAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 10/05/2025(Me to me when entering a gift shop) dude just please be cool. just fucking relax 2412
Reposted by HeatherLouisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I keep thinking “WOKE MARXIST POPE” to the tune of Pink Pony Club 662576414
Reposted by HeatherKaren K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 06/05/2025there are too many things every working adult needs to ignore in the news on a daily basis to be productive enough for capitalism, and it's terrible knowing every day there are even more awful and confusing things 48813
Heather @biglasagnaenergy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025It’s probably good that the college counselor at my kids high school is leaving at the end of this school year and they won’t be filling that position, right? Just kidding, I’m pissed as hell about it. About to run for school board or some shit. 030
Heather @biglasagnaenergy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025One of the reason I stopped watching Marvel movies completely a few years ago was because of shit like this. I don’t think I should have to watch multiple movies and tv shows to understand one movie. 130
Heather @biglasagnaenergy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025What a terrible time to know I need to buy a new car in the next year but not have the funds to do that now, despite knowing cars will probably get insanely more expensive just in time for me to need to buy one, but once again won’t be able to afford to 020
Heather @biglasagnaenergy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Today watching a baby bunny pop up in various places in my backyard and then texting all my friends about it. Both a thrilling day for me and also a clear indicator I need to work harder to find a full time job 030
Reposted by HeatherAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 19/04/2025I should be able to shout IT’S ME to my phone to unlock it when this dumb bitch can’t recognize my Fucking face 0193
Reposted by Heathermadame web’s web @stunninggun.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Parker posey should have won an academy award for Josie and the pussycats truly phenomenal workmedia.tenor.coma woman is talking to a boy who is wrapped in duct tape .ALT: a woman is talking to a boy who is wrapped in duct tape . 2705
Heather @biglasagnaenergy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025The vibes in this dentist office waiting room are great because they are playing 90s/2000s pop music so loud like we are at a club. However there are two bibles sitting around, which does confuse me and slightly taint my vibing. 130
Reposted by HeatherAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 08/03/2025if i didn’t have to work or have responsibilities or know anyone i would just live in a haunted house and see what happens. not one that would kill me, but just like a gentle situation? ideally a situation that was like mostly fine. everything would be fine 1438
Heather @biglasagnaenergy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Now is the time to start my Brooks & Dunn cover band 🤠 020
Heather @biglasagnaenergy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Yes everything is terrible but I’m still hoping my kids have a snow day tomorrow so I can make them help me rearrange furniture 🤞🏼 040
Reposted by HeatherAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 01/02/2025sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you 1064069604
Reposted by HeatherAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 15/01/202530+ new jobs match your location preferences and guess what they’re all fucking insane or fake or AI actually wait that’s not true sorry sometimes they’re all three 130244
Reposted by HeatherIncognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 06/01/2025What if it was NOSferatu and it was a fast and the furious spin off with a vampire street racer? 101098
Heather @biglasagnaenergy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I can’t believe my teen got to see Nosferatu before I did 040
Reposted by HeatherAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 30/12/2024When that guy in gremlins 2 yells at someone, “DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE I’M CRAZY, I’M NOT CRAZY,” then turns around and says, elated, to someone else, “i was never crazy. I’m fine” that’s me every day to literally myself 0636
Reposted by Heathereve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 30/12/2024My new years resolution is to unclench my jaw and stop worrying 24/7 about shit I cannot control plus listen to more alternative rock 963194235
Reposted by HeatherAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 11/12/2024once you hit your 30's and you're still pursuing a dream people start talking to you like you're their dying grandma 1250136
Heather @biglasagnaenergy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024can’t wait to have the fast and furious franchise playing in the background all day for my loved ones while hosting Thanksgiving this year, while also making them listen to a speech I’m stealing direct from Dom Toretto about family before we eat 🫡 060
