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@bigdork.bsky.social
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Multihyphenate connoisseur of entirely too many things. Former gifted child, long-struggling neurodivergent adult. Eager to prove money can indeed buy happiness. (Give me money.)

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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We should work hard to normalize referring to baby spinach as "spinach veal" so that it's not so weird when I ask for it at the grocery store.
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2026 also marks the 100th anniversary of the death of the daring Bobby Leach, who, upon returning to Niagara Falls fifteen years after he barreled down them in a steel vessel, unfortunately slipped on an orange peel and broke his leg, dying two months later after gangrene and other complications.
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Orange Peel Gif Fruit
ALT: Orange Peel Gif Fruit
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Halloween will be the 100th anniversary of Harry Houdini's death and it's kinda weird nobody's interested in that, but then again Israel is committing genocide on the Palestinian people on their own homeland. #Houdini #Halloween
Harry Houdini doing his thang in 1908, chained up like a weirdo and about to jump off the Harvard Bridge.
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Objective, Honest Media: [Accurately describes a current and ongoing Genocide of Palestinians] Conservative, Jackbag Media: "You keep saying 'genocide' so much, it doesn't even mean anything anymore! Don't you know that words lose their meanings the more you correctly use them?"
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you think about it, Elon Musk is kind of the opposite of a eunuch. His scheming sucks, he's fathered way too many children, and he messed up his own penis.
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[screaming into the void]
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Calling Robert Kraft a wealthy corpsemaxxer that "builds bridges" only so the IDF can bomb them goes harder than anything the media over here is putting out
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
thank god
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🌿🌞Sarah🌛🦋 @legndofphoenix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you "signed up to serve your country" after 9/11 you were being recruited to kill millions of civilians who had nothing to do with 9/11.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
BELOW: Donald Trump honors the victims of 9/11 by flying his eyelids at half-staff.
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
happy birthday star trek
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 08/09/2026
Gn
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just thinking about my bud @slime-golem.biz
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Roasted Insect Nachos
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
get it, because like
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
On a scale of Yee Haw to Hell Naw, I'm feeling pretty Aw Dang today.
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
An American Tail: Fievel Goes HAM
Fievel is about to kill them all.
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burdsandwurds @burdsandwurds.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
standing at the cash register when nothing is happening: i’m being exploited. my coworkers and customers are being exploited. every last product here is a physical manifestation of an exploitative supply chain. this place is a literal hell. me when a customer walks in: hello! how are you today? 💖😊💖
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IYKYK 🌮 @nisslbody.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
"Centrist" Democrats are conservatives. They are hijackers here to steer the party away from serving the interests of constituents and toward serving the interests of corporations and billionaires.
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"I think I'm about to die," he said, half-heartedly.
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Literally being the Death Panels that they used to scare everyone whenever the topic of healthcare reform is on the table. Nevermind that private insurance companies have always been Death Panels.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Been seeing a lot of people digging up the things that Aunt Dolly was quietly bankrolling. Thought I'd add another: she funded efforts that could save the American chestnut tree from extinction.
tacf.org
TACF presents the Chestnut Conservation Champion Award to Dolly Parton on behalf of her late uncle, Bill Owens | The American Chestnut Foundation
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This freakin' guy, amirite?
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
To be loved is to be changed.
Dragon, a scruffy grey stray, squints and hisses at the camera from a garage floor after being rescued. Large patches of fur are shaved away after he got beat up by other cats and he has lacerations all over his body. His eyes are squinty and crusty.Dragon — a little more than 3 months later — looks much healthier. His face is calm and smiley with his beautiful green eyes open to the world. He is wearing a little green shirt with a teddy bear on it because it stops him from meowing in the middle of the night when he feels comfy and secure.
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Mega Man X: "Do you know why they named you Zero?" Zero: "...why?" Mega Man X: "Because that is your value."
Mega Man X sheds a tear as he cradles a dying comrade, Zero. Mega Man X asks, "Do you know why they named you Zero?" Zero asks in reply, "...why?"  Mega Man X answers, "Because that is your value." Zero sighs, then expires.
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Botha. "Ha ha, Botha Deez Nutz?" No. Theunis Botha, a South African hunter who died on safari in Zimbabwe while hunting elephants in 2017. An elephant grabbed him with its trunk and he was crushed to death when it fell on him after a fellow hunter fatally shot it. 🐘
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
thinking about the goldfish i had back when i was in 2nd grade or so he kept jumping out of the fish bowl and we rescued him from the carpet several times but now i get it i understand
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 13/08/2026
Shut up. Shut up!!
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
<3 @cardsagainsthumanity.com www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofri...
Why do you keep calling Elon Musk “a sad little bitch with no friends”?

Great question! 

(1) He is sad, 
(https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/30/elon-musk-trump-drug-use)

(2) he is a bitch, 
(https://futurism.com/future-society/elon-musk-all-time-meltdown)

and (3) he has no friends.
(https://www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-may-loneliest-person-world-opinion-1859179)
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fuck I forgot how bad Malört is. Why did I just spike a Pabst with Malört? What a fool I am.
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I hope you had a good time when the times were better, dude. May your example inspire ice cream men forever.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🎯
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
~Oops, I did it again~ ~I ate the Hot Fries~ ~The entire bag~
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Britney Spears: Hot, Hot, Hot
Alt: Britney Spears, describing Chester's Flamin' Hot Fries: Hot, Hot, Hot
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's dudes like Jared Leto that build the quiet mythology of people making deals with the Devil. How could this guy exist as he does without some infernal contract behind him? Only the machinations of Hell could have pushed such a creepy dweeb onto this career trajectory.
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The best things I can say about True Romance (1993): -Solid actors got paid -Quentin Tarantino got some of his worst writing impulses out of his system before Pulp Fiction (1994) -Michael Rappaport had star power before becoming a Zionist schmuck -Gary Oldman, Saul Rubinek, Bronson Pinchot
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Watching True Romance (1993) for the first time tonight. Yeah, with all n-bombs in this script and just going down on some kung-fu movies like someone was hired to give head, not that surprised to see Quentin Tarantino was a writer. With a side of gobbling mob cock and shit metaphors, it's bad.
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
~Jimothy spoke in... class today...~
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Good morning. This is fascism. This is the US Govt creating thought crimes. It’s not about who they are arresting today, it’s about how this vague and threatening pursuit will be used against dissenters. ✨EVERY✨ fascist govt to date, has taken this step. www.state.gov/releases/off...
state.gov
Remarks at the Opening of the Ministerial on the Resurgence of Political Terrorism - United States Department of State
DEPUTY SECRETARY LANDAU:  Thank you.  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the State Department.  It’s an honor and a privilege to have you here.  For those of us who grew up in the 1970s, the topic that ...
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"Hi! It's me! I'm the problem - it's me!"
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Taylor Swift Cheers with a Glass
ALT: Taylor Swift Cheers with a Glass
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
oh noooo you might be in bandit territory now
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/07/2026
ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate
a bee with its fuzzy little butt covered in pollen, hanging over a leaf all assed out, face not visible, just bee butt
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Just saw RFK Jr snatch Lindsey Graham's penis and run off with it.
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
i bet being hoisted by your own petard feels crazy for the few seconds you experience all that momentum
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham was a magnificent specimen of a human being. He lived to be seventy-one years old and never managed to develop vertebrae. His anomalous biology was no impediment in the United States political system, where he was a natural fit occupying office for an extended career and saying Yes.
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A group of guys named Gary is called a gygax. A gygax of Garies.
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gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Okay, so, when Mitch McConnell dies, does he go to hell or does he go over the rainbow bridge with the rest of the turtles?
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