gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We should work hard to normalize referring to baby spinach as "spinach veal" so that it's not so weird when I ask for it at the grocery store. 010
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 29/09/20262026 also marks the 100th anniversary of the death of the daring Bobby Leach, who, upon returning to Niagara Falls fifteen years after he barreled down them in a steel vessel, unfortunately slipped on an orange peel and broke his leg, dying two months later after gangrene and other complications.static.klipy.comOrange Peel Gif FruitALT: Orange Peel Gif Fruit 030
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This Halloween will be the 100th anniversary of Harry Houdini's death and it's kinda weird nobody's interested in that, but then again Israel is committing genocide on the Palestinian people on their own homeland. #Houdini #Halloween 010
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Objective, Honest Media: [Accurately describes a current and ongoing Genocide of Palestinians] Conservative, Jackbag Media: "You keep saying 'genocide' so much, it doesn't even mean anything anymore! Don't you know that words lose their meanings the more you correctly use them?" 010
Reposted by gadivandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026It's really comin down out there (civilization) 252293442
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you think about it, Elon Musk is kind of the opposite of a eunuch. His scheming sucks, he's fathered way too many children, and he messed up his own penis. 000
Reposted by gadivThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Calling Robert Kraft a wealthy corpsemaxxer that "builds bridges" only so the IDF can bomb them goes harder than anything the media over here is putting out 1642798
Reposted by gadivBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir. 10085581485
Reposted by gadiv🌿🌞Sarah🌛🦋 @legndofphoenix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If you "signed up to serve your country" after 9/11 you were being recruited to kill millions of civilians who had nothing to do with 9/11. 1389
Reposted by gadivMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026BELOW: Donald Trump honors the victims of 9/11 by flying his eyelids at half-staff. 1161648424
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 06/09/2026On a scale of Yee Haw to Hell Naw, I'm feeling pretty Aw Dang today. 010
Reposted by gadivburdsandwurds @burdsandwurds.bsky.social · 01/09/2026standing at the cash register when nothing is happening: i’m being exploited. my coworkers and customers are being exploited. every last product here is a physical manifestation of an exploitative supply chain. this place is a literal hell. me when a customer walks in: hello! how are you today? 💖😊💖 15215
Reposted by gadivIYKYK 🌮 @nisslbody.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026"Centrist" Democrats are conservatives. They are hijackers here to steer the party away from serving the interests of constituents and toward serving the interests of corporations and billionaires. 31007203
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Literally being the Death Panels that they used to scare everyone whenever the topic of healthcare reform is on the table. Nevermind that private insurance companies have always been Death Panels. 010
Reposted by gadivUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 0873200
Reposted by gadivJezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Been seeing a lot of people digging up the things that Aunt Dolly was quietly bankrolling. Thought I'd add another: she funded efforts that could save the American chestnut tree from extinction.tacf.orgTACF presents the Chestnut Conservation Champion Award to Dolly Parton on behalf of her late uncle, Bill Owens | The American Chestnut Foundation 241
Reposted by gadivKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/08/2026To be loved is to be changed. 270181331259
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Mega Man X: "Do you know why they named you Zero?" Zero: "...why?" Mega Man X: "Because that is your value." 000
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Knock knock. "Who's there?" Botha. "Ha ha, Botha Deez Nutz?" No. Theunis Botha, a South African hunter who died on safari in Zimbabwe while hunting elephants in 2017. An elephant grabbed him with its trunk and he was crushed to death when it fell on him after a fellow hunter fatally shot it. 🐘 010
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 14/08/2026thinking about the goldfish i had back when i was in 2nd grade or so he kept jumping out of the fish bowl and we rescued him from the carpet several times but now i get it i understand 020
Reposted by gadivRamin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like: 94142993814
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026<3 @cardsagainsthumanity.com www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofri... 010
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Fuck I forgot how bad Malört is. Why did I just spike a Pabst with Malört? What a fool I am. 120
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I hope you had a good time when the times were better, dude. May your example inspire ice cream men forever. 000
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 03/08/2026~Oops, I did it again~ ~I ate the Hot Fries~ ~The entire bag~static.klipy.comBritney Spears: Hot, Hot, HotAlt: Britney Spears, describing Chester's Flamin' Hot Fries: Hot, Hot, Hot 000
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It's dudes like Jared Leto that build the quiet mythology of people making deals with the Devil. How could this guy exist as he does without some infernal contract behind him? Only the machinations of Hell could have pushed such a creepy dweeb onto this career trajectory. 010
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The best things I can say about True Romance (1993): -Solid actors got paid -Quentin Tarantino got some of his worst writing impulses out of his system before Pulp Fiction (1994) -Michael Rappaport had star power before becoming a Zionist schmuck -Gary Oldman, Saul Rubinek, Bronson Pinchot 010
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Watching True Romance (1993) for the first time tonight. Yeah, with all n-bombs in this script and just going down on some kung-fu movies like someone was hired to give head, not that surprised to see Quentin Tarantino was a writer. With a side of gobbling mob cock and shit metaphors, it's bad. 010
Reposted by gadivColette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Good morning. This is fascism. This is the US Govt creating thought crimes. It’s not about who they are arresting today, it’s about how this vague and threatening pursuit will be used against dissenters. ✨EVERY✨ fascist govt to date, has taken this step. www.state.gov/releases/off...state.govRemarks at the Opening of the Ministerial on the Resurgence of Political Terrorism - United States Department of StateDEPUTY SECRETARY LANDAU: Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the State Department. It’s an honor and a privilege to have you here. For those of us who grew up in the 1970s, the topic that ... 391329613
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 18/07/2026"Hi! It's me! I'm the problem - it's me!"static.klipy.comTaylor Swift Cheers with a GlassALT: Taylor Swift Cheers with a Glass 010
Reposted by gadivChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/07/2026ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate 5982532270
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Just saw RFK Jr snatch Lindsey Graham's penis and run off with it. 030
Reposted by gadivJess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 13/07/2026i bet being hoisted by your own petard feels crazy for the few seconds you experience all that momentum 2231
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham was a magnificent specimen of a human being. He lived to be seventy-one years old and never managed to develop vertebrae. His anomalous biology was no impediment in the United States political system, where he was a natural fit occupying office for an extended career and saying Yes. 000
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A group of guys named Gary is called a gygax. A gygax of Garies. 000
gadiv @bigdork.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Okay, so, when Mitch McConnell dies, does he go to hell or does he go over the rainbow bridge with the rest of the turtles? 010