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Jezzi Plz

@jezziplz.bsky.social
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I make art on a Super Nintendo! Concert, stage, studio, & streaming video TD 🤘 🏆 <- #1 AI-Hater Award 🏳️‍🌈 🧡🤍🩷 twitch.tv/jezziplz - Mario Paint on Saturdays!

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/10/2026
"Are my migraines hormonal, or am I thinking too hard about how Peter Thiel has more money than all nurses on Earth combined?" buff.ly/oLdL54C
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Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
“Is my hair thinning, or am I ripping it out because a thirty-four-time convicted, sexually abusive steak salesman with a Hannibal Lecter fetish is five poin...
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A collage of six images, each with the lesbian pride flag and different words:
1. STAND UP OR GET OUT!
2. ONLY FLAG I'LL EVER POST HIT 'Like' IF YOU AGREE
3. If you live in my country I expect you to respect my flag! SHARE if you agree!
4. RESPECT THE FLAG STANDS FOR OUR FREEDOM
5. If this Flag offends you I'll Help you pack!
6. AS FOR ME AND MY FAMILY WE WILL RESPECT THE FLAG
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You’re not gonna believe what happened today
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Frame #95 from E69 High as a Kite
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heard "MY TOE MY TOE" the instant I laid eyes on this
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Again today. In my defense everything in the world is $30 now.
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New reaction image, thx Nancy
A speech bubble that reads, "This is a MODERN baby ---"
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what the hell is even going on anymore man
A popup ad on my phone in which Verizon is trying to give me a free roast beef sandwich from Arby's in a bizarre corporate crossover move
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every time I see this I compulsively watch it like 5 times
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This, Mario Paint, and my Dad's VHS Panasonic camcorder all teamed up to make me have a career in video production. ♥️
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my memory!
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JadaFunk @jadafunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@pixeldailies.bsky.social #pixel_dailies #pixelart theme: #Thorns
a pixel art illustration of a thorny vine growing around a small branch
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My Etta James Mario Paint portrait came out better than I hoped! 💗 Makes me feel like I'm finally getting the hang of working on the RetroN. Thanks to everyone who hung out in chat!
A greyscale pixel art portrait of a woman with short, curly, light hair looking to the right. It says "Love Always Etta James" next to her.
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My favorite joke when my wife is watching the WNBA is to constantly be like, "15 turnovers?? Yumm! 😋"
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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
we should move away from helping establish the term “AI art” and passively granting legitimacy call it “AI graphics”, “AI imagery“, but the word “art” should not enter the vocabulary when describing slop likewise, ”AI text” is preferable to letting it have any association with the writing process
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Kala Paint @kalapaint.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Kala Paint is out! I'm @olawson.bsky.social , professional artist for 15 years, then game dev, now wrote the painting software I wish I'd been using all this time. GPU-run creamy brushes, no subscription, no gen AI crap, hand-coded with ideas from artists in our Discord, and more added weekly!
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I would buy so many "BORN TO EAT" Garfield-branded cat bandanas
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 14/09/2026
A Twitch Browser Extension exposed 30,000 users' OAuth tokens to a Russian bot service. The extension promised to block Twitch ads, force 1080p, and auto-collect channel points. Users: Remove the Chrome/Firefox extension, then disconnect all sessions + reauthenticate. socket.dev/blog/malicio...
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
rebrocc
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
To hear the world's worst music, look no further than your local Walgreens~🎶
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just thinking about how much I like this video 💕
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JadaFunk @jadafunk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@pixeldailies.bsky.social #pixel_dailies #pixelart theme: #hand the dark brotherhood knows how i feel about drawing hands (ty @jezziplz.bsky.social for the idea)
A pixel art illustration of the note that Skyrim's Dark Brotherhood sends you. The note is worn and on it is a stamped hand with the phrase, "We Know" written beneath it.
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A screenshot from Tumblr.

User draconym says: "do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare
if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx."

User recently-reanimated posts an image manipulation of Zohran Mamdani standing on the banks of the river Styx and says: "Hi! I'm New York's mayor Zohran Mamdani. For too long New Yorkers have been forced to pay increasing fares for journeys to the land of the dead. I'm here to change that. I pledge to make transit on the river styx fast and free so across the 5 Boroughs people can have quick and affordable passage into Hades."
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Delicates bag for washing your lovebird
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Been seeing a lot of people digging up the things that Aunt Dolly was quietly bankrolling. Thought I'd add another: she funded efforts that could save the American chestnut tree from extinction.
tacf.org
TACF presents the Chestnut Conservation Champion Award to Dolly Parton on behalf of her late uncle, Bill Owens | The American Chestnut Foundation
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
she said 👁️👄👁️
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JadaFunk @jadafunk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@pixeldailies.bsky.social #pixel_dailies #pixelart theme: #Cloaked
A pixel art illustration of Raven from DC comics. She stands in the darkness with glowing eyes and a red brooch pinned to her barely-visible, purple cloak.
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JadaFunk @jadafunk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@pixeldailies.bsky.social #pixel_dailies #pixelart theme: #Wall a mysterious office space with yellow wallpaper that seems to line every wall
A pixel art illustration of the Backrooms.
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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JadaFunk @jadafunk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@pixeldailies.bsky.social #pixel_dailies #pixelart theme: #rooftop
A pixel art illustration of Snoopy lying down on the rooftop of his red doghouse.
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JadaFunk @jadafunk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@pixeldailies.bsky.social #pixel_dailies theme: #nuisance mosquitos love me. the feeling isn't mutual
A side profile of a mosquito.
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well hi!
A little grey tabby cat standing on tile floor. She is balanced on her back feet and waving toward the camera with one of her front paws.
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Last night's MP live paint! #ScanlineSunday
Mario Paint art of Scooby Doo, a brown dog who's lookin' high as hell. He's against a background with alternating squiggly vertical lines, primarily black.
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
How many times in a day can one woman spend $30
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
you know what, i like her <3
Digital art made in Mario Paint. A person with puffy blue hair has an eyeball popping out on a noodly extension. The background is black with white marks and orange dots.
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A strip done in collaboration with the @humanartistry.bsky.social , starring Question Hound as he gets some unwanted help for a comic he’s working on:
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GWIZ 🎧🌙✨ @gwizofthestars.com · 24/07/2026
A Hero Must Rise. Believe. WalMart.
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 15/07/2026
permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough
GET RID OF TIME, BUT NOT THE ZONES

a map of the US, divided vertically into 12 time zones, permanently fixed to 1:00 to 12:00. it's divided horizontally by the AM/PM line

FIXED TIME FIXES TIME!
"It's always 11:00am in Philadelphia!"
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
episode 089
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 13/07/2026
What to do if you find a baby bunny. Thanks @portmanteauface.bsky.social for the suggestion!
A six-panel comic titled "what to do if you find a wild baby bunny in North America." There's a drawing of a cute baby bunny on a patch of grass with some daisies, and it's saying "You found me. Hello."

A drawing of rabbit nests. The text says "Most North American rabbits don't burrow. The mom rabbit makes a nest on the ground." There's an image of a circle of dried grass against a green lawn, labeled "It's well-hidden under dry grass or leaves." Then there's an image of baby rabbits curled up in fur, labeled "Underneath, the young are in a fur-lined bowl". "Check your lawn before you mow!"

An image of a mom rabbit nursing her tiny young who are crawling out of the nest against green grass and daisies. Text says "If you find a nest and don't see the mom, don't worry. She only visits for a few minutes every day to nurse." The mom says "Dinner is served." Text at the bottom says "Leave the nest alone and be sure to keep dogs and cats away."

An image of the top of the nest against green grass with a tic tac toe pattern of dried grass on it. Text says "If you think the babies have been orphaned, do this test: Use sticks or long grass to make a Tic Tac Toe pattern on the nest. Come back after at least 18 hours. If the pattern hasn't been disturbed, contact a wildlife rehabilitator."

An image of a small baby bunny sitting on some green grass. Text says "A baby bun leaves the nest in 3-4 weeks. If you find a bun on its own that looks like this, ears stick up, open eyes, 4-5 inch (10-13 cm) long, hops well, furred, uninjured, then it's just fine. Don't kidnap it!"

A cute bunny is jumping over green grass, and another is sitting up and saying "Thank you for bunderstanding." Text says "If not, or if a bun was touched by a cat, contact a wildlife rehabilitator. These are just the bun basics. For more detailed advice, consult your local wildlife rescue!"
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homeo @homeo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"I've never personally known a lesbian, but isn't Danny Thomas one?
A subtitled screenshot from The Golden Girls with the character Dorothy saying, "Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian!"
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
best stock up on Puppy Readers before the big weekend!!
americanwholesalefireworks.com
Puppy Readers
Puppy Readers (KM1003646) is a 200 Gram Cake from World Class Fireworks.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
(the far side caption) well honey it’s either heat stroke or the baptism pool
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If buying isn't owning, emulation isn't stealing ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭
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Jezzi Plz @jezziplz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Quoting Beyoncé in a Wired interview. Keita Takahashi rules, all the best game devs go around quoting DIVAS.
Screenshot of black text on a white background, a Wired magazine interview with Katamary Damacy creator Keita Takahashi. Text reads:



Did making this game help you rediscover innocence for yourself?

I'm not a teacher. [Laughs] I don't want to push my soul to the people. I just want people to get some perspective on what a video game can do, rather than fighting or RPG stuff. This is for the next generation of game devs. They don't need to stick to a platformer or something. They can make a new genre or category of game.

What genre would you call To a T?

No. [Laughs] I hate the concept of a genre. It's just a marketing tool. You know, what Beyoncé said. ["I believe genres are traps that box us in and separate us," Beyoncé said in a GQ interview.] The concept of the genre is kind of funny. That's right!
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