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Mage Handy

@bigbyshandjob.bsky.social
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Mage Handy @bigbyshandjob.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fun fact! It doesn't matter if you're trying to "reclaim it" or whatever, "Malfoid" is still both misogynistic and transphobic, and you're a fucking idiot for posting this shit! Fun fact!
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Mage Handy @bigbyshandjob.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My entire life I've been told "the military protects us against domestic threats too" and "the military does not follow unlawful and illegal orders" and I think at this point I feel entirely justified for laughing at these idiots for thinking the military is anything other than just more fascists.
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Mage Handy @bigbyshandjob.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
If the US government attacks its own people and claims Iran did it, I don't want to see one fucking meme on here. I want to see people with [2ND AMENDMENT TOOLS] storming the [REDACTED] so that [HE] can be [WHAT HAPPENED TO MUSSOLINI].
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Mage Handy @bigbyshandjob.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
You think appointing a trans person to be in charge while saying "We're working on this problem and LGBT people in NYC won't be denied healthcare" is him deflecting from hospitals denying healthcare? Some people just wanna be mad that they're not the ones in charge lol
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Mage Handy @bigbyshandjob.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This is unironically better than the Oscars themselves.
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Mage Handy @bigbyshandjob.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The reason why people aren't willing to read a comic that isn't Marvel or DC is because people don't know that they exist in the first place. Comic publishers need to get off their asses and spend big money advertising to normal people again.
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Mage Handy @bigbyshandjob.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
If the US government attacks its own people and claims Iran did it, I don't want to see one fucking meme on here. I want to see people with [2ND AMENDMENT TOOLS] storming the [REDACTED] so that [HE] can be [WHAT HAPPENED TO MUSSOLINI].
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Mage Handy @bigbyshandjob.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Oh, I got blocked for this. Wow, amazing. Who would have thought. Anyway trans people who don't participate in the broader community need to shut their fucking mouths about what the rest of us who are actual front-facing want or don't want to help our cause.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
A federal court has blocked Texas's new congressional map from taking effect since it's a racial gerrymander that violates the Voting Rights Act. How delightfully quaint. by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
When Trump was asked about the release of the Epstein files, he called one reporter "piggy" and said another was "being insubordinate." When Trump saw a video calling on the military to follow the constitution, he called for the death of the Democrats who made the video. He's a tyrant.
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Mage Handy @bigbyshandjob.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I can't find a single motherfucker out here calling Smiling Friends transphobic, just a people reacting to someone allegedly calling it transphobic.
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AFL-CIO @aflcio.org · 14/11/2025
Starbucks’ CEO makes 6,666x what the average @sbworkersunited.org barista does. It would take less than one day of sales to finalize a fair contract. Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.
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Kelly Cosgrove @kellycosgrove.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Thank goodness he has good health insurance. I can’t imagine living with health issues without it.
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Mage Handy @bigbyshandjob.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
You dumb freaks who never learn: "WOO! NEWSOM FOR PRESIDENT! DOWN WITH ICE!" Newsom: "I'm revoking the driver's licenses for immigrants. I'm removing housing aid for immigrants. I'm revoking the law protecting trans women in schools. I'm going to send money to Israel. I'm partnering with Palantir."
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Democrats say Donald Trump molests children. As president, he's been far more likely to starve or deport them. Two Pinocchios.
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Mage Handy @bigbyshandjob.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
If you want to know why people aren't super interested in a Frieren S2, it's because we've read the manga. Nothing happens. Zero progress. Everyone is wasting their time with a bunch of political magic nonsense instead of the journey. There, you're caught up with the current story in the manga.
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 11/11/2025
nsfw content gets a rap of being easy money or "the dream" but every single one of us is wondering what's going to happen when the life we've built for ourselves is going to get taken away by law or platform TOS
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 11/11/2025
the entirety of the british press talked themselves into believing this woman is trans based almost entirely on JK Rowling's judgement of the athlete's appearance.
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/11/2025
this is literally never not accurate
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
To those whining about my siding with Trump on the shutdown fight, I don’t answer to you. I answer to the 2028 Republican primary voters in Iowa. by John Fetterman
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Mage Handy @bigbyshandjob.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
We could have had this man as president. I genuinely am legitimately hateful towards Neoliberals now. After everything that the fascists have done, with what the fascists are currently doing, how dare they make this "deal". I think it's time to call a spade a spade. Schumer is a fascist.
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Mage Handy @bigbyshandjob.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
These parasites are so scared by the fact that Mamdani doesn't give a shit about their bottom line.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/11/2025
CNN: "A brand new report is out showing layoff announcements hit their highest level for October in over 20 years. It's painting a picture of a job market that is really hurting. US-based employers announced 150,074 job cuts in October, more than any October since 2003."
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Did you know that the GOP Congress has worked less than 20 days since July? Yet we’re still paying their full salary.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
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Ambassador (ret.) Janet Sanderson @jastucaz.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
From the Guardian. Cartoonist Ella Baron.
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Seems like a good time for the Speaker of the House to swear in Rep. Grijalva.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/11/2025
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody." "We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
AOC: I have to tell you, in my traveling across the country, I am hearing and have been seeing consistent things from everyday people. And it is that they are terrified, they are frustrated, they are angry, and they are shocked by a president violating the values that we hold dear
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 05/11/2025
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
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Mage Handy @bigbyshandjob.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/11/2025
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-i…
The Onion : What do you talk about?

Trudeau: Mostly ourselves.
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Mage Handy @bigbyshandjob.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Toldja.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps. McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay. Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay. See the problem?
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/11/2025
You’re a “leftist?” Hold on a minute. It says here you used to offer “running lessons” in EverQuest where you’d convince newbies to /follow you and run them directly into a goblin cave to harvest their gear. I don’t seem to remember Marx mentioning that in Das Kapital
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
In the past 24 hours Elon Musk has sent 9 tweets either endorsing Andrew Cuomo, attacking Zohran Mamdani, or going after the voting process as a whole — and he's retweeted many more along the same lines. Billionaire wealth and power are a threat to the democratic process.
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Mage Handy @bigbyshandjob.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This is why I keep saying there's only one way to deal with this fat bastard and until someone close to him does what's necessary to protect this nation he's going to keep being the incarnation of Satan here to do the work of Hell on Earth.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
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As Mamdani nears victory, Democrats worry about national fallout
The progressive candidate is on the cusp of a historic mayoral win. And that's adding to unease among Democrats looking for a way back to national power.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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