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Nicole Jorge

@bibliothequette.bsky.social
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Librarian, certified Cool Aunt™, and queer scribbler 🇨🇺 bibliothequette.substack.com

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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
When you choose not to call a Nazi a Nazi, you are not being neutral. You’re making a choice, and that choice is to help fascism gain more ground.
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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
I know it’s been a rough few years for travel and airports have kind of always been liminal spaces, but a lot of people seem not to understand that it is neither physically possible nor socially acceptable to stand in a space already occupied by someone else.
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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
One of my favorite authors just dropped a new novella and I'm trying so hard to save it for my flight on Monday but hnnnng 💀 It's right there on my kindle! So close...
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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
I listened to my first episode last week and it was kind of amazing?
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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
tfw your book club becomes a support group for the adult children of abusive parents 🙃
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Matt @mattlibrarian.eurosky.social · 12/12/2023
This Christmas why not go for Narc in a Shark?
Great White Shark breaching and devouring an elf on a shelf
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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
$60 at Walmart on veggies, cheese, eggs, and bread. I'm trying to live like a peasant here, damn it, why is this shit so expensive???
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UnboughtAndUnbossed @92andthensome.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
Brittany Watts' story is not just heartbreaking, it’s infuriating. After suffering the pain of a miscarriage, Ohio has charged her with felony gross abuse of a corpse. We contacted the organizers to confirm the legitimacy of this campaign; here’s the response. #SignalBoost #NOTGilead
A response from Ms. Watt’s counsel, Traci Timko, confirming legitimacy.
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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
Lately I've been listening to ASMR while working in my office to minimize my exciting new urge to panic over how much I have to do whenever I get another email. It helps, but then I hear things like "Hmm yes...yes, there's a gumball machine in your brain" and wonder if I've had a seizure.
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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
Renters of Bluesky: has anyone had luck getting a clunky appliance replaced? They remodel the units spottily here and while mine is otherwise decent, the stove looks (and works) just like the one my Abuela used upon her arrival from Cuba. I’ve requested maintenance on it several times with no luck.
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
Kissinger’s ghost is already back at it
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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
Cybertruck buyers are just wealthier versions of the tech bros who thought paying for Twitter Blue would give them a direct line to Muskrat.
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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
#tfw you have a master's degree and a career in higher ed and still need a third job to get by 🙃
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
It's incredible how accurately Shel Silverstein predicted AI decades ago
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I'm very poorly today, very stupid & hate everybody & everything @voxexsinister.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
Re all this nonsense about people being puppets to their hormones, have you ever considered being thankful to all the cis women in your life who haven't murdered you while they were pre-menstrual?
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Mx Future Cyborg Librarian @mxmak.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
Having one of those *libraries are actually more toxic working environments than people think* moments
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
Perhaps it was a mistake to let the head of the UAE’s state-owned oil company run the UN’s climate conference
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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
I will take what is mine with FIRE AND BLOOD
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 03/12/2023
nobel prize. right fucking now. im serious.
Certain types of sea urchins will pick up a shell with their tube feet and ‘wear’ it, with a behavior known as “covering reaction”, mainly because they shy away from light.

So aquarium enthusiasts 3D-printed tiny hats and they actually wear them.
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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
LPT for pharmacists: when a customers tells you they can’t take their prescription because they can’t afford it, sternly insisting they look at how much the med would cost without insurance changes literally nothing. Yeah, cool, it would be more expensive. I still can’t afford it now.
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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Happy Saturday, fellow #saturdaylibrarians! 📚
Beautiful but slightly unnerving owl looking at camera dead on as it flies with its wings fully stretched
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/12/2023
the House just set a dangerous precedent that members who lie about literally everything, commit fraud as a lifestyle, and go on lifetime crime sprees cannot serve in Congress
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Tomer Ullman @tomerullman.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
asking for an image of a professor and asking to make it "more professor", a thread.
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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
IT BEGINS
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
unless I can push a button and my cybertruck turns into a 50 foot gundam so I can walk thru traffic kicking BMWs into ditches I will not be buying a cybertruck
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Tiffany⸆⸉ @tiffanyclay.dev · 01/12/2023
+1 for The San Antonio Express News lmao
A screenshot of a tweet from San Antonio’s local newspaper, The Express News (@ExpressNews). The text reads, “Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.” Below the text is a link card featuring a photo of the aforementioned Cancun-loving demagogue, holding a microphone up to his undeniably punchable face.
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pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
someone sent me this meme today & it describes me & how i currently am perfectly ❣️
taika waititi’s blackbeard leaning on the ship’s wheel with text: Bothered. Dehydrated. Feral. In too many lanes. Distracted. Barely surviving. Unhinged.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 30/11/2023
THANK YOU, NICKI MINAJ
Post from Nicki Minaj

The fact that y’all have no idea what’s about to happen
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Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 29/11/2023
In the olden days people would watch television shows and films made in black and white starring people who were sometimes dead.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
please enjoy new tingler POUNDED BY THE FIVE STAR RATING I GAVE MY OWN BOOK BECAUSE I THINK I DID A GOOD JOB AND I DESERVE IT out now. then go give yourself top marks bud youre amazing. get on amazon www.amazon.com/Pounded-Rati... and true buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
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Phil Bildner @philbildner.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
If you’re so inclined, please consider making a small donation in his name to the Youth Action Fund, a collective of Gen-Z activists fighting against the far-right culture war raging throughout Florida. www.youthactionfund.org
youthactionfund.org
Youth Action Fund | Florida Youth Activism | Florida, USA
Youth Action Fund is a resource center for young people looking to make progressive change in Florida. YAF offers campaign stipends and campaign advising to young organizers.
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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Do I really need to address the fact that my dad nearly killed me and my stepmother over the weekend, or can I just…not? I mean I don’t actually *have* to answer his calls, do I?
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Clancer Culture @pontiuspyrite.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
what you're afraid of: AI telling your microwave to kill you in your sleep what you should be afraid of: AI telling your insurance to reject your life saving surgery because it was trained on medical texts from 1853
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Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
1993: Man warning a younger man "You'll be living in a van down by the river"

2023: "If you save up $45k. Maybe one day you could live in a van down by the river"
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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
My family had a birthday dinner for my brother and nephew yesterday and I wasn’t invited…so why the hell am I tagged in the photos on Facebook???
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jeffzalien @jeffzwarren.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
Ordered delivery groceries mostly because I wanted soft boiled eggs with my tteokbokki for dinner and threw some other stuff in the cart to justify the expense. Every. Single. Egg was broken. I could’ve accepted 1/2 tbh, but all 12 were ruined. Why is being alive this exhausting?
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
i think it should be a bigger story that NYC’s public libraries are now being forced to close on Sundays due to budget cuts while the NYPD spends 95% of the Library system’s total budget to get new encrypted radios that prevent people from knowing when the cops kill people
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The NYPD is spending $390 million on a new, encrypted radio system
The public and news reporters will no longer be able to listen in.
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Nicole Jorge @bibliothequette.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Showing up for Thanksgiving dinner in a “Least Favorite Child” t-shirt probably isn’t going to do anybody any favors, is it?
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Maya Media @mayamedia.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Your solidarity with Palestine is accused of anti-semitism? Like your feminism is accused of misandry/man-hating? Like your anti-racism is accused of reverse racism? Like your workers rights' unionism is accused of treachery? Like your protests are accused of vandalism?
The oppressor will always find ways to appropriate, co-opt and manipulate the language of the oppressed to claim victimhood and to justify their violence as self-defense.
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Fly @flockofwords.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
A thousand years ago this Chinese gentleman went from pragmatic cat employer to doting cat slave with no regrets.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 17/11/2023
You got a problem with Levar Burton you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.
Jared Keeso as Wayne in Letterkenny.
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Once again: Moms for Liberty exists entirely so that white supremacists can violently follow them into community space, then pretend that their violence is "protection" of white women. This right here is about deceiving people into believing the threat is real, racial, and comes from Black men.
LeVar Burton accused of 'threatening physical violence' against moms group at book awards ceremony
'Why have you sunk so low?' Moms for Liberty responded to Burton
By Kristine Parks  Fox News
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