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Beth @TheCoolTable

@bethorne.bsky.social
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Librarian. Proud sponsor of two little women. MEMPHIS. ExChristianPK. Writer. ProChoice. Books. Romance/Fantasy. Pop culture. Omnia Feminae Aequissimae | she/her Owner @thecooltable

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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Yay! happy birthday!
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I am also here. But I’m also drunk bc it’s my bday
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I just turned on the ET Golden Globes red carpet and there was a tiny picture box where Leo was being interviewed and the main picture was Hudson Williams just standing there. I know that’s right.
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I’m bad at reassurance when it comes to #heatedrivalry bc it’s destroyed me
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Yes! The audiobook, also, feels indelible
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Why Dryve cleaners why #memphis
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Is it really that fucking hard to find some new curtains for my dining room before Thanksgiving?!?! I have been on the hunt for MONTHz
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
“ … this woman?”
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Black Honey is not the iconic Clinique color; it’s RIPE RAISIN #1994
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Jenny with a Green Ribbon Around Her Neck @readingtheend.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
deepest of deep breaths feeling nervous about this one, friends! I've written about the mainstreaming of pull-to-publish, its impact on fandom, and what it means for an increasingly corporate and IP-driven creative landscape.
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Like a CaughtUpintheAirBNB
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
My favorite part of rapture tok are the Christians who think they’re superior bc they KNOW it’s not happening tomorrow bc “no one knows the day or the hour - not even the son of man,” but like they still believe the magic sky flight for goodies is definitely coming one day. #midnightcry
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Oh man I can’t believe we haven’t heard anything from icon Dave Chappelle on the unforgivable, worth everything to stand up against it, crime of cancelling comedy just because you don’t agree with it. Maybe he’s napping.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
This is the most detailed look inside Tyler Robinson's Discord community I've seen and yet again, it gives us absolutely no clear motivation, political in or otherwise. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
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Exclusive: Leaked Messages from Charlie Kirk Assassin
Accused shooter’s “politics” is not what government and media say
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
This is the most maga coded awards show I can imagine
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Also side note: can country singers not sing anymore? Both of these performances sound like a bad church potluck sing a long. Go Rest High??!?! Get the evangelical outta here
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
This double country performance is TELLING Along with Sidney Sweeney and Nate himself. This is a TELL not a show
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I hate this shit Nate is doing with the donation money. As of 100k is not something that everyone in the first 10rows of that theater can’t spare immediately.
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 15/09/2025
Bargatze doing the most conspicuous-consumption iteration of “asshole who sets cash tip on the table and pulls a dollar back every time the waitress is slow with a refill” sure does make me feel like I don’t have to care about him or his work ever again
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Half my coworkers at Taco Bell are homeless. Some live in their cars. One guy literally lives under a bridge. Apartments around here start at $2000/mo but I could rent a dilapidated trailer with plastic sheeting for doors for $850/mo
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys
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Ben Miller @benwritesthings.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Wrenching and enraging. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Wuthering Heights discourse been at it since 1848
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Dane will return at NYCC H-05 @monkeyminion.com · 01/09/2025
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
An empty booth with a sign that says “vendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
the people who made this thing should be treated like dealers who mix fent into drugs.
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Cried my eyes out when belly had to break up with the cousins house
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! This gave me old Google back! It killed the AI results dead!
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I want to cook dinner but I have no garlic. Guess I’ll starve. Disclaimer: I don’t grocery shop; that’s a man’s job
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Yall really should be interrogating what you read and not just resting on that you read.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Let them eat cake.
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Bruce Feldman @brucerfeldman.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Today in Fascism. (One in a series.)
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Especially since Chris Hardwick is FROM Memphis
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Mind melding with you is a laurel I didn’t even know I needed. 👯‍♀️ The urge to be first or most viral on a title that might be big is clouding their judgement SO BAD.
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Omg Charlotte! I literally *just* made a video saying this exact thing. Like … what are they gaining???? An audience with even worse scruples? No thanks
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I paused my evening ritual of splitting my pills in half to make this booktok mom PSA
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Hey book influencers! It’s possible to just NOT talk about that book. You don’t have to weigh in, promote, highlight, feature, or even rate it on Goodreads. Like you can just read it (if that’s what you actually want to do) and move on. Unless what you’re after is the high of promoting it after all.
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mel thomas @pagemelt.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
hi! 😃 i couldn't help but notice that scrolling is sapping your will to live! may i offer u a video essay in these trying times? youtu.be/Bdj14_jdumI
youtu.be
be your own algorithm
YouTube video by pagemelt
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
My daughter and I held each other at the end
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I’ve seen better.
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
No. I cannot handle Captive Prince getting a new audience bc of a fucking viral fan art. I can’t see the discourse. I can’t watch the reviews. Leave LAMEN alone!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Senator @jeffyarbro.bsky.social calls out Marsha for selling out Tennesseans with #TrumpsTrillionsTransfer
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Why do I feel like this is a @charlottestein.bsky.social adaptation?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/06/2025
New in PN: Judge rules that anti-woke is just racism “'I’ve never seen a record where racial discrimination was so palpable,' Judge Young fumed. 'I’ve sat on this bench now for 40 years. I’ve never seen government racial discrimination like this.' *More of this, please*"
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Judge rules that anti-woke is just racism
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a rancid bigot.
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
My daughter clocked the set up for ART in this week’s #Murderbot as soon as he said there was cloned human tissue “in transports too.” ART!!!
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
THE SINGING
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Did I just see HELEN MIRREN do an Uber Eats ad on TikTok? Look, America, you’re not doing that bad.
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
JD would not be better Like he would not
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Do I want a light blue boucle pottery barn chesterfield and grass cloth wall paper for dining room Or Do I need a weekend away?
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Beth @TheCoolTable @bethorne.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Just started watching Miss Austen and it’s essentially about sisterhood but also totally about spilling tea and having receipts and it’s gloriously sordid
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