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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I know that I'm the only person in the universe who feels this way but I'm not ready for the end of hot weather.

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Adam Farrer @adamjfarrer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

A few years ago I went to a pig sanctuary and most of the pigs were stoned from eating green acorns. This one, Wilbur, couldn’t stand up and was too big to lift, so the staff had to leave him in this bush and wait for him to sober up.

Wilbur, a stoned pig lying in the dirt and unable to stand at Pigs in the Wood sanctuary, Huddersfield. I later adopted him.

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Dr. Nyri A. Bakkalian @riversidewings.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Once again, Grim Reaper, WRONG 80 YEAR OLD

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Thrilled by how many events this year coincide with the high holidays.

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Was anyone gonna tell me that over-exercising can make it so you can't regulate your body temperature? Source: it's over 80° outside and I'm wearing a cardigan

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I didn't want to get to a destination too early so walked instead of taking the trolley and oops I walked five miles.

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Where am I supposed to forcibly project my intrusive thoughts though huh.

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I desperately want a Japanese-style cross back apron. Like... It's hard to express how much I NEED this right now.

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Birds of a feather 🏳️‍⚧️ @robinyourgrave.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

JFC what did Joanne do this time? I've seen three unrelated posts referencing those books. (I don't actually need/want to know. Trans women are women, trans men are men, transphobes suck.)

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I'm listening to Tatsuya Ishii's "River" on loop, in case anyone was wondering about my current mental state.

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Experiencing my regular anger at people who dislike tofu.

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Anyone wanna make a blood pact?

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks. You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.

A morbidly inclined sheep, who likes to hang around in graveyards, detests parties and owns original pressings of the entire classic run of Leonard Cohen LPs from 1967-1974.

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Actually I came up with one.

The words "Montressor for the love of God" using the "Zohran Mamdani for New York City" blue background with orange text

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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

My semi-regular Columbus Day message: Columbus wasn’t called crazy because he thought the world was round. That had been known for 1000 years. He was called crazy because he thought it was so small he could reach India by going west. And they were right! He was a delusional fool! But lucky.

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

There's been fairly significant highs and lows over the last two days and I am so very fucking tired.

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

It's probably a bad sign that every trailer I see for One Battle After Another makes it look like a completely different genre, right?

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

I had the weirdest dream about the end of the world, punctuated by occasionally waking up with a stabbing tension headache, so I'm excited for how today will flesh out.

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I keep forgetting I'm wearing a bra so I guess this new one is a win?

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Accidentally took a five mile walk yesterday and a four hour nap today. I am vast I contain multitudes etc.

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I want... cornflakes. And banana. I don't feel like this is asking much.

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Me, who had dental surgery yesterday and am now on antibiotics and anti-inflammatories in addition to OTC Tylenol and my regular prescription meds: Why do I feel woozy today

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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 13/12/2024

So what did Vikings really look like? TV/movies tell us they looked like dollar-store biker gangs, wearing black leather, covered in dirt and allergic to colours... but in reality... they looked like 1970s pop singers. Seriously, thread time.🧵 Photo: Roberto Fortuna

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

feeling cute while killing all your coworkers like

Hal Jordan doing the boobs and butts pose

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I need yarn right now, why didn't I wind and measure that skein this morning three minutes before I had to go to work like the ADHD gremlin told me to

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Even The Onion would struggle to come up with a headline and story as ridiculous as this.

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

If I never again need to hear someone unironically deride something as "woke," ya'll

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

I would benefit from going to therapy again but ugh, that means I need to choose to put in the effort.

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ACLU @aclu.org · 28/06/2025

Trans youth are loved and valued.

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

I'm working on a lot of projects. And want to work on a lot of others. I should make a list or something.

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 27/06/2025

Lander: "It's just gross, racist bigotry. Meanwhile he's running an optimistic, upbeat campaign for a NY where everybody belongs, and I feel proud as the highest-ranking Jewish elected official in NYC to be supporting somebody who would be the first Muslim mayor—what could be more NYC than that?"

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

HOLY SHIT, GOOD NEWS FOR ONCE! Congratu-fucking-lations NYC!!!!!!!!!! (Don't fuck it up in November.)

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/06/2025

FBI Warns Second California Senator Still At Large theonion.com/fbi-war...

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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 10/06/2025

I hate that I sometimes catch myself being guilty of this myself.

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

real bummer finding out that literally everything was on the honor system this whole time

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Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Should I attempt to make Pride pasta?

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That Mack @thatmc.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

as required, my 15 year old artist child has delivered CATFROG

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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 15/05/2025

Stop calling A.I. slop “art” and real human-created works “content”

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The City Reporter @thecityreporter.nyc · 14/05/2025

NYC! We brought back Meet Your Mayor just in time before the June primary. The mayoral candidates told us where they stand on big issues. Who is the top match for you? Take our quiz, in partnership with @Gothamist.com, to find out: buff.ly/1FJjfrXhttps...

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Take the Quiz: Meet Your Mayor 2025

Candidates for NYC mayor told us where they stand on issues. Which is the top match for you? Find out before heading to the polls.

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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.

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Dan the Gnome @brewergnome.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

It's true. Because sheep can never have mens rea. No thoughts, only vibes. Goats, however, are able and eager to commit fraud within minutes of birth.

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