Sign in

Amanda the Great

@bethama.bsky.social
55 followers 105 following 257 posts

My posts (still) do not necessarily reflect my actual opinions. She/they.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Amanda the Great
Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
4151991336
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Why are they apologizing in advance, these are turning out pretty well?" *Sees who Jacob chose presumably months ago* "Ah."
010
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Like I run cold in general but lately, anything under 80° reads as chilly and under 70° is unpleasant.
010
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I know that I'm the only person in the universe who feels this way but I'm not ready for the end of hot weather.
100
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without revealing your age, what is your mother's maiden name, the job you had in high school, and the last four digits of your SSN?
021
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My favorite movies that came out when I was 20 are The Odyssey (2026) and Nosferatu (1922).
011
Reposted by Amanda the Great
Adam Farrer @adamjfarrer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A few years ago I went to a pig sanctuary and most of the pigs were stoned from eating green acorns. This one, Wilbur, couldn’t stand up and was too big to lift, so the staff had to leave him in this bush and wait for him to sober up.
Wilbur, a stoned pig lying in the dirt and unable to stand at Pigs in the Wood sanctuary, Huddersfield. I later adopted him.
503689759
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
EAT! THE!! パソコン!!!
000
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
...I never once considered Warlock and Etrigan in the same context but now I want a Marvel/DC crossover with the two of them.
020
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Who is?!
020
Reposted by Amanda the Great
Dr. Nyri A. Bakkalian @riversidewings.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Once again, Grim Reaper, WRONG 80 YEAR OLD
431849
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don't give the universe a CHOICE.
110
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The OJ trial. When the jury came back, the school receptionist announced the verdict on the loudspeaker.
000
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Thrilled by how many events this year coincide with the high holidays.
000
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
(I'm resting for the next two days it's fine.)
000
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Was anyone gonna tell me that over-exercising can make it so you can't regulate your body temperature? Source: it's over 80° outside and I'm wearing a cardigan
100
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
(RIP those who prefer the cold but I'm different*) (*mentally ill)
000
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
When the cold weather returns and I cannot have my exercise chemicals and sun juice I think I'll just perish this time.
100
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I didn't want to get to a destination too early so walked instead of taking the trolley and oops I walked five miles.
100
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
That's a fantastic drawing of Zelda!
000
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You re-posted this ten minutes ago, do you have it yet?
000
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Where am I supposed to forcibly project my intrusive thoughts though huh.
000
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
According to a former coworker who grew up on Hokkaido it's because you don't have to open your mouth much to say it and therefore can stay warmer.
010
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I desperately want a Japanese-style cross back apron. Like... It's hard to express how much I NEED this right now.
000
Reposted by Amanda the Great
Birds of a feather 🏳️‍⚧️ @robinyourgrave.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee
187251808429
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
JFC what did Joanne do this time? I've seen three unrelated posts referencing those books. (I don't actually need/want to know. Trans women are women, trans men are men, transphobes suck.)
010
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I'm listening to Tatsuya Ishii's "River" on loop, in case anyone was wondering about my current mental state.
000
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Wasn't it, "kakistocracy"?
000
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I'm really fucking tired.
000
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This is so sad. What kind of outdated mech suit does she have, then?
010
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Are they. Just. Working their way through aspiring towards Andy Weir novels in order of publication?!
010
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Experiencing my regular anger at people who dislike tofu.
000
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Anyone wanna make a blood pact?
000
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Joke's on you actually, my attempts to be funny are all so terrible that nobody even notices.
000
Reposted by Amanda the Great
Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks. You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
 A morbidly inclined sheep, who likes to hang around in graveyards, detests parties and owns original pressings of the entire classic run of Leonard Cohen LPs from 1967-1974.
902578677
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Like, SSRIs did not help my aggressive reactionary tendencies, but they did help my depression-fried brain wake up enough to seek other treatments for rejection sensitivity. I am LESS likely to have outbursts now.
020
Reposted by Amanda the Great
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Actually I came up with one.
The words "Montressor for the love of God" using the "Zohran Mamdani for New York City" blue background with orange text
0266
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Actually I came up with one.
The words "Montressor for the love of God" using the "Zohran Mamdani for New York City" blue background with orange text
0266
Reposted by Amanda the Great
The Transmetropolitan Review (Unofficial) 🏴 @transmetropolitanr.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
lol
102141224337
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Like Elvis did!
010
Reposted by Amanda the Great
Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
My semi-regular Columbus Day message: Columbus wasn’t called crazy because he thought the world was round. That had been known for 1000 years. He was called crazy because he thought it was so small he could reach India by going west. And they were right! He was a delusional fool! But lucky.
1868455
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I NEED.
000
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
There's been fairly significant highs and lows over the last two days and I am so very fucking tired.
000
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Yes. Sorry.
020
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
So is oatmeal ...
010
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
WAIT WHAT HOW
010
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
On a totally unrelated note I have a great idea for a movie marketing campaign.
000
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
It's probably a bad sign that every trailer I see for One Battle After Another makes it look like a completely different genre, right?
200
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I feel like this would work with Doug Forcett, too.
020
Amanda the Great @bethama.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I had the weirdest dream about the end of the world, punctuated by occasionally waking up with a stabbing tension headache, so I'm excited for how today will flesh out.
000