besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Dr. Doofenschmirtz: I was trying to take over the tri-state area when suddenly everyone just got very chill. 000
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ah yes, the infamous "Grand Old Ankle Sprain of York." 000
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026Holy shit. 710262528660
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 03/10/2026I have been so impressed with Iowa State this season, as the Cyclones knock off West Virginia. So much roster turnover, thought this would be the worst P4 team. The Clones have been playing so hard for Jimmy Rogers and get a big win. 1443
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialHupple’s Cat @hupplescat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When NFL teams wear throwback uniforms for games, the coaching staff should have to wear suits and fedoras on the sidelines. 461284104
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yeah but the people dying are disproportionately poor or non-white or female or queer. Those Republican counties are getting what they voted for. But everyone else is paying the price. 120
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026For decades Americans in Republican counties have died sooner than those living in Democratic ones Now they’re dying faster than they’re being born These are policy choices 30025601063
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026That TD drive was fantastic. Good blocking, players making the plays that were there, good play calling. Go State!!! ##BlueCy 031
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026IT NEVER FAILS! When I turn on a #Mariners game, they lose the lead within an inning. Last night I watched the Cubs tie it to force extra innings. Turned it off and the M's won. Turned it on just now to see the Cubs hit B2B homers to take the lead... 210
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The serving size of chocolate chips should be "until you feel better" and the nutritional information doesn't matter because it's medicinal. 621615162
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026#furious S1E5 and Quincy Tyler Bernstein (Agent Nora Washington) is becoming a favorite. "Orge" IYKYK 000
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialJeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I just had a twenty-minute phone convo with Mitch McConnell. he said Andrew Tate's outfit was to die for 409134291829
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/07/2026the two outfits for men 84161572512
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialPixie in Jail 🔞 nsfw horrorporn @pixeljail.com · 16/07/2026welcome to 2026, the era of seeing "New Update!" on literally any app and creating only a sense of exasperation as you wonder what useless shit it's going to bloat you up with, or what useful shit it's going to remove I think I'll skip version thanks and check the new bug reports tomorrow x 2661581
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Who THE FUCK at Microsoft thought it was a good idea for the font size in the formula bar to CHANGE WHEN YOU CLICK IN IT?!? I can't count the number of times I screwed up a formula because I clicked in the right place, but then the font got smaller resulting in my cursor being somewhere else! 🖕🤬🖕🤬🖕🤬 000
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 07/06/2026"Let's go back to the field where Colin Mochrie has the call..." 000
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026@dieworkwear.bsky.social why do some "nice pants" have a flat metal hook instead of a button? And then still have a separate button on the inside anyway? It is just for a cleaner look? 000
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Has anyone ever seen a photo of Kushner doing anything? Like, mouth open or hands gesturing like he's talking to anyone, or with an expression like he's listening to someone? Every picture I see of him he looks like that one f'ed up Cullen. 010
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Why do I always forget how good a baked potato is? 000
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Details on Washington's "millionaire tax:" BPC-Millionaires-Tax-FAQ.pdf share.google/qV2OyqFTe4OC...share.google 000
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/03/2026me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58 442394886952
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialGreg Pinelo @gregpinelo.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Daylight Savings Time sucks and should be abolished. www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/int...washingtonpost.comWhy daylight saving time is worse for your body than standard timeDaylight saving time gives us more light at the end of the day to enjoy spring and summer activities, but it can have a negative impact on our health. 64580134
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Spring forward... Fall back... whatever. Can we just pick ONE & stick with it once & for ALL?!!! ⏰ 1342157171987
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialdbkinlala 🏳️🌈✡️🌊 @dbkinlala.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Go Seahawks! 😆 At the intermission of musicals there should be a very short football game. -Stephen Rutledge 1492
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 24/01/2026In other words, "Welcome to the jungle - we've got fun and games!" 000
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Sports after dark in 4k are elite TV. Especially if there is adverse weather. I'm a Seahawks fan so I don't really care who wins, but this Bears-Rams game is beautiful viewing. 000
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I know its not for another month yet, but I was not prepared to see the #Mariners on my sports scores app already. 010
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 08/01/2026We need an angry shit emoji. To fully express the range that shit can communicate. 000
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 04/01/2026@bsky.app needs a way to mute posts based on images 000
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialRoss Widenor @rwidenor.bsky.social · 28/12/2025This meme is played out. 4353
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 26/12/2025Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/ 180120262974
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialJustin - He/him @theogmrbrightside.bsky.social · 07/12/2025 4559099
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 01/12/2025The Dodge Viper I saw in the Home Depot parking lot was the second most ridiculous vehicle there. I also saw a Cybertruck. 110
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialSoMuchPanicVeryLittleDisco⚾❤️🔱 @justanothergourd.bsky.social · 15/11/2025...but tell me again how there's no bias against NW teams 🤬 I'll wait. ⚾❤️🔱 1411115
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialLaurel is on parental leave @laurelpowell.net · 10/11/2025My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard. We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions. We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING. 480254356490
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/10/2025the year is 2030. the white house remains half demolished because president trump refused to pay construction workers and musk gutted government spending. two thieves sneak into the white house using a truck mounted ladder and steal the constitution 205100681673
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Yea, Cyclones win! Anybody know how the Hawks did this weekend? 👀 #BlueCy 170
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Cartoon by @claybennett.bsky.social. Birthright Citizenship 37893704330
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I finally figured out who RFK reminds me of - Will Ferrell doing Harry Caray. youtube.com/shorts/8eaoD... 000
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialDr. Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareemcarr.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Vital Statistics is my newsletter where I give you the tools to think clearly about data in an age of lies and distortions. Statistics not as math, but as a pathway to seeing the world more clearly. Launching in 5 weeks. Sign up now: kareemcarr.substack.com 0296
besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 21/06/2025"We just removed the outliers." > "How did you determine they were outliers?" "They gave us an answer we didn’t like." 020
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialSarah B @sarahbaillie6.bsky.social · 15/06/2025🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 1138358235975
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/06/2025via Benedicto.Uribe on TikTok 425151413769
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/06/2025“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country 3613653110600
Reposted by @besserheimerphat.bsky.socialChronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 14/06/2025 1335957