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@besserheimerphat.bsky.social
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Dad of four, husband, engineering/stats, dogs, Iowa State Cyclones and college football, powerlifting

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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dr. Doofenschmirtz: I was trying to take over the tri-state area when suddenly everyone just got very chill.
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah yes, the infamous "Grand Old Ankle Sprain of York."
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 03/10/2026
I have been so impressed with Iowa State this season, as the Cyclones knock off West Virginia. So much roster turnover, thought this would be the worst P4 team. The Clones have been playing so hard for Jimmy Rogers and get a big win.
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Hupple’s Cat @hupplescat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When NFL teams wear throwback uniforms for games, the coaching staff should have to wear suits and fedoras on the sidelines.
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah but the people dying are disproportionately poor or non-white or female or queer. Those Republican counties are getting what they voted for. But everyone else is paying the price.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For decades Americans in Republican counties have died sooner than those living in Democratic ones Now they’re dying faster than they’re being born These are policy choices
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That TD drive was fantastic. Good blocking, players making the plays that were there, good play calling. Go State!!! ##BlueCy
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sacks!!! #BlueCy
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Game is on! #BlueCy
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
IT NEVER FAILS! When I turn on a #Mariners game, they lose the lead within an inning. Last night I watched the Cubs tie it to force extra innings. Turned it off and the M's won. Turned it on just now to see the Cubs hit B2B homers to take the lead...
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The serving size of chocolate chips should be "until you feel better" and the nutritional information doesn't matter because it's medicinal.
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
#furious S1E5 and Quincy Tyler Bernstein (Agent Nora Washington) is becoming a favorite. "Orge" IYKYK
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I just had a twenty-minute phone convo with Mitch McConnell. he said Andrew Tate's outfit was to die for
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the two outfits for men
A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a button-up shirt and tan pants. A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a t-shirt and shorts.
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Pixie in Jail 🔞 nsfw horrorporn @pixeljail.com · 16/07/2026
welcome to 2026, the era of seeing "New Update!" on literally any app and creating only a sense of exasperation as you wonder what useless shit it's going to bloat you up with, or what useful shit it's going to remove I think I'll skip version thanks and check the new bug reports tomorrow x
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I wouldn't bet on it.
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Who THE FUCK at Microsoft thought it was a good idea for the font size in the formula bar to CHANGE WHEN YOU CLICK IN IT?!? I can't count the number of times I screwed up a formula because I clicked in the right place, but then the font got smaller resulting in my cursor being somewhere else! 🖕🤬🖕🤬🖕🤬
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"Let's go back to the field where Colin Mochrie has the call..."
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
@dieworkwear.bsky.social why do some "nice pants" have a flat metal hook instead of a button? And then still have a separate button on the inside anyway? It is just for a cleaner look?
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Has anyone ever seen a photo of Kushner doing anything? Like, mouth open or hands gesturing like he's talking to anyone, or with an expression like he's listening to someone? Every picture I see of him he looks like that one f'ed up Cullen.
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Why do I always forget how good a baked potato is?
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Details on Washington's "millionaire tax:" BPC-Millionaires-Tax-FAQ.pdf share.google/qV2OyqFTe4OC...
share.google
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
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Greg Pinelo @gregpinelo.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Daylight Savings Time sucks and should be abolished. www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/int...
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Why daylight saving time is worse for your body than standard time
Daylight saving time gives us more light at the end of the day to enjoy spring and summer activities, but it can have a negative impact on our health.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Spring forward... Fall back... whatever. Can we just pick ONE & stick with it once & for ALL?!!! ⏰
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dbkinlala 🏳️‍🌈✡️🌊 @dbkinlala.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Go Seahawks! 😆 At the intermission of musicals there should be a very short football game. -Stephen Rutledge
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
In other words, "Welcome to the jungle - we've got fun and games!"
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Sports after dark in 4k are elite TV. Especially if there is adverse weather. I'm a Seahawks fan so I don't really care who wins, but this Bears-Rams game is beautiful viewing.
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I know its not for another month yet, but I was not prepared to see the #Mariners on my sports scores app already.
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
We need an angry shit emoji. To fully express the range that shit can communicate.
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
@bsky.app needs a way to mute posts based on images
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Ross Widenor @rwidenor.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This meme is played out.
Mee of guy standing up to say something at a public meeting
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 26/12/2025
Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/
Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]
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Justin - He/him @theogmrbrightside.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Trump holding a toilet seat up to his face in lieu of a medal.
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
The Dodge Viper I saw in the Home Depot parking lot was the second most ridiculous vehicle there. I also saw a Cybertruck.
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SoMuchPanicVeryLittleDisco⚾❤️🔱 @justanothergourd.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
...but tell me again how there's no bias against NW teams 🤬 I'll wait. ⚾❤️🔱
A picture Cal Raleigh. Below are the words " Cal Raleigh is the only player in MLB history to hit 60 homers for a playoff team and not win MVP"
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Laurel is on parental leave @laurelpowell.net · 10/11/2025
My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard. We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions. We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
the year is 2030. the white house remains half demolished because president trump refused to pay construction workers and musk gutted government spending. two thieves sneak into the white house using a truck mounted ladder and steal the constitution
The White White East Wing has a big gaping hole.
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Yea, Cyclones win! Anybody know how the Hawks did this weekend? 👀 #BlueCy
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Cartoon by @claybennett.bsky.social. Birthright Citizenship
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I finally figured out who RFK reminds me of - Will Ferrell doing Harry Caray. youtube.com/shorts/8eaoD...
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Dr. Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareemcarr.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Vital Statistics is my newsletter where I give you the tools to think clearly about data in an age of lies and distortions. Statistics not as math, but as a pathway to seeing the world more clearly. Launching in 5 weeks. Sign up now: kareemcarr.substack.com
Two hands hold an open cloth-bound notebook displaying stitched charts (a scatterplot, line plot, bar chart, and bell curve) against a quilted background embroidered with “Vital Statistics.”
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besserheimerphat.bsky.social @besserheimerphat.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
"We just removed the outliers." > "How did you determine they were outliers?" "They gave us an answer we didn’t like."
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Sarah B @sarahbaillie6.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
via Benedicto.Uribe on TikTok
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Things I remember:

-even embarrassing thing l've ever done 
-every doctor who has ever wronged me 
-song lyrics 
-obscure medical facts

Things I don't remember: 

-to take y meds 
-my appointments 
-to answer emails, calls, and texts 
-anything said to me more than a second ago 
-what medications I take 
-what illnesses I have 
-what I was rambling on about here
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