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Ben Semisch

@bensemisch.bsky.social
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Photo + Video guy from Omaha, Nebraska. I like eating burritos and watching movies. Do you want to get burritos and watch a movie? Ben@BenSemisch.com (You can also email me if you want to hire me I guess but I'll be more excited for burritos and movies).

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Year Progress @yeartimeprogress.web.app · 10h
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you are the sort of dude who has misgivings about these discussions surrounding sexual assault or feels the need to say “not all men”, I implore you to develop some platonic female relationships. You’ll find out REAL QUICK how carefully curated a bubble you’re in and how often this shit happens.
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I learned about Dithering today and I'm about to make it everyone's problem.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love Leo’s “the fuck am I supposed to do with THIS?” face.
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe everything sucks right now because there isn't a good party band. We need a new Andrew WK or LMFAO. That'll fix us.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That feel when you wake up only to discover that folks you came up with are still crashing out, embarrassing themselves, and reminding you just how thankful you are that you took a wildly different path.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Holy shit. This is peak content. It's just over a minute and a half and, if you love PTA, you owe it to yourself to watch it. If you hate PTA, you REALLY owe it to yourself to watch it.
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fun fact: Every time you click on an ad for a company you find reprehensible, it costs them money. As a bonus, it trains your algorithm to think you like that thing, so it sends you more of those ads to click on and waste their budget.
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Birdcage for sure. Even outside of the LGBT qualifier, it might be a top 25 film for me.
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Richard Pace @rpace.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yup
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The memory cards I bought last year (in december) are currently 400% more expensive. Goddamn I hate AI so much right now. I bought them because I heard it would get bad. If I knew it was gonna be this bad I woulda bought 10 more.
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My wife had never heard a Jimmy Eat World song before today. She grew up very sheltered.
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
🦜 comic
4 panel comic -
Panel 1 - a man says - “why is the world so cruel?”

Panel 2 - a bird lands next to him and the bird says “maybe b/c ur a dumbass”

Panel 3 - the man says “but there’s a lot of people dumber than me out there”

Panel 4 - the bird says “well that’s not gonna help either”
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I started a youtube channel to talk about self-development ideas I learn about, because at this point I've probably forgotten more of them than I've retained. Maybe if I make videos about the things I learn they'll stick better.. or at least I'll have a video to watch about it.
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You have to start before you are ready.
YouTube video by Things I Will Probably Forget
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Rewatching the Original Star Wars trilogy. On RotJ. Why did we all have such a crush on Boba Fett? He kinda "dies" like a bitch. Like he's supposed to be this elite bounty hunter and he all he does is float over to the skiff and miss a bunch of shots and then get knocked out by a blind guy.
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Year Progress @yeartimeprogress.web.app · 04/08/2026
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Get ready with me comic
4 panel comic titled “get ready with me”
Panel 1 - a guy is bringing a bowl of food to his cat - the caption says “this is my cute little morning routine”
Panel 2 - he watches as his cat eats the food, behind them is an ominous black portal bordered with skulls and with tentacles coming out of it
Panel 3 - he sits in a recliner with a cup of coffee and his cat at his feet. He says “ahh so nice” - the portal is still lurking behind them
Panel 4 - he’s now reading a book. The cat is sleeping in his lap. The portal still looms. He says “the trick is to ignore the void of infinite horrors “
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I went swimming today for the first time in like 3 years. I forgot how nice it is.
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Has anyone come up with a good list of words to block if you just want some of your social media to be whimsical places of escapism? Like I don't need to be bombarded by bullshit every single time I log onto every single social media site. Gimme one where I can pretend the world isn't on fire.
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Is there a way to filter "only some people can reply" from my feed? I don't need care for people I don't follow to be dropped into my feed and not be able to respond. Kinda ruins the whole point of the site for me.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I try to stay positive on main, but I don't know, man, asking for some level of "authenticity" in a depiction of a story with Cyclopes, a sorceress who transmutes sailors into pigs, singing sea witches, and gods turning a two week cruise into a 20 year voyage sounds absolutely dumb as fuck to me.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better." -- Anne Lamott
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Meanwhile, on Bluesky.
A repurposed moment from BROOKLYN 99. Mitch McConnell's face is on a standee reading "I'm happy, healthy and alive."

One man says "Oh, Mitch dead." Another says "Mitch real dead."
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Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The irony of Trump calling FIFA to overturn a red card for Balogun because he knows the U.S. can’t win without Balogun, who only qualifies for the U.S. team because of birthright citizenship, which Trump just tried to overturn.
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Daily Stoic @daily-stoic.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Earthling @ziyatong.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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@nluewmist / I’m finally reading Dune. This quote which in the first few pages hit hard; “once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only let other men with machines to enslave them.”
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I'm bad at sharing my work. In part because most of the work I do is pragmatic corporate communications photos that are hard to get excited about, but sometimes I get to do cool shit. Here's some photos from a recent dance performance at a local prairie. It was cool. I took too many photos.
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
For the first ~18 months of this administration JD Vance has basically been a ghost and now all of a sudden I see him everywhere. They're getting ready to sunset grandpa aren't they?
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Just dropped my adobe subscription down to only photo stuff. I was paying $70 a month, now I'll save $50. After 6 months that Resolve license will have paid for itself.
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Larry Houston @larrytoons54.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It's that simple.
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Note to self - Don't use electronic shutter ever again. Without the haptic feedback I apparently just burst fire for hundreds of images at a time. #SaytheFwordmaybethat'llhelp
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I really hate dropbox. However recently Google started calling Google Drive "Google AI" and that leads me to believe that if I upload stuff to it, I'm giving them blanket permission to scrape it for their AI bullshit AND paying them for that privilege. Any alternatives to these 2?
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Went and checked out the new Garden space downtown yesterday. It was a neat space but I'm a little confused why they opted to keep the temporary fencing up and give it the same hours as Lauritzen Gardens.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
An effective push back against GOP culture war tactics? Seems to me it should be.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I couldn't agree more. #BookSky
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Kage🎃🐺🦇 @scotkage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
For the first time in like 3 months my editing backlog is under 10,000 photos. So I got that goin' for me.
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Is today Mark Hamill's birthday? @hamill-day.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Today is not Mark Hamill's birthday, but it is Frank Oz's.
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I think this is part of why I go grocery shopping like 3-4 times a week instead of one big trip.
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I watched North by Northwest the other day and I.. didn't care for it. A lot of it just seemed ridiculous to me. Like.. the whole scene with the airplane that's shown off like a huge cinematic moment but is the silliest shit in the world.
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Rowdy Rebel @rowdyrebel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
First thing I do after every move is join the library.
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Last year I took ~176,000 photos. So far in 2026 I have taken 118,000. I'm tired boss.
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xX_Doctor_Cucumber_Xx @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
In the 90s, Harrison Ford was the right age to play the president in movies. In 2026, Harrison Ford is the right age to play the president in movies.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The next time you think one person can’t make much of a difference, just remember how much Donald Trump has fucked up literally everything…..
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Improving
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
embarrassing myself
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Ben Semisch @bensemisch.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
One of my hobbies is playing Warhammer 40k. It's basically "War Crimes, the board game" but set in a dystopian future. Most people arrange games via discord and for some reason everyone on the discord pearl clutches if you say the word "fuck". I don't get it.
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