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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
A somewhat janky digital rendering of the 60s version of the USS Enterprise rendered in greenish grays with orange highlights on the front of the nacelles and the deflector dish. There is a burst of whooshing rays behind it but the background is the default natural paper color I’ve been using and not space black. Reddish-orange text around the ship set in a Star Trek TOS font reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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IGN @ign.com · 03/10/2026
The late Anthony Bourdain's creative legacy lives on in Get Jiro, a worthy new addition to the Adult Swim lineup. bit.ly/4yuQskM
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026
The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
A digital simulation of letter pressed wood type. An ornate border surrounding various typefaces spelling out ‘Maybe it will happen today’ including sun and moon designs and two beer bottles.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Naomi Klein Is Spot On.......
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A squirrel is standing inside and peeking over the top rim of a hollowed out pumpkin. The top of the pumpkin can be seen behind. The squirrel is wearing a slouchy black witch hat with orange stripes and holding a squirrel-sized chef knife. The knife is because the squirrel has carved the words ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN’ in the side of the pumpkin and in the ground in front the word ‘TODAY’ has been spelled with stringy orange pumpkin guts with seeds scattered all around.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A block of loopy, swashy hand drawn lettering. Colored in an orange to purple gradient with a deep black 3D effect and some grungy decay and color filtering added. It reads, of course, ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’
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benny2beer.bsky.social @benny2beer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reacher and Neagley is a fairy tale universe that speaks to our times because it features extremely competent, honorable heroes who defend the defenseless from powerful people preying on them and who fuckin' LOVE murdering the shit out of these elite bad guys. They have so much fun murdering! 😀
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration/homage to the great Tony Millionaire character Drinky Crow. A blue-black cartoon bird with a yellow beak and large X-ed out eyes. He has a brown jug in his beak and is chugging away, dook dook dook… Scratchy messy lettering around him reads ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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Were-Ralph @rpullins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wrote something new today published and shared without even a whiff of irony www.ralphpullins.com/2026/09/thir...
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Please tell me I am beautiful. Please fill my emptiness with your approval, tell me I'm valuable, tell me I'm worthwhile. Please. Ive put so...
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absofreakinlutely 💯% True......
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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 21/09/2026
those Paul kids should have been burlap-sacked into the crick before they ever got tall enough to go online
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration of an attempt to make a fake illuminated manuscript. There’s a fancy illuminated drop capital M. Lots of medieval-type ornamentation, a little illustration in the corner of a rabbit with a battle ax having some sort of confrontation with a little bipedal lizard thing that has an arm instead of a neck and head which is holding a dagger. There’s an orange dragonish beast wrapped around the top of everything and lettering done in some kind of fanciful script reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Got two shots at the pharmacy today: the Go Fuck Yourself RFK Jr vaccine, and the Fuck Off RFK Jr You Evil Anti-Science Piece of Shit vaccine. Both very effective.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration drawn in a loose sketchy pencil style of four small, generalized sparrow-type birds of no specific species perching in a tangle of branches. Near each bird are words in a hand drawn blackletter style reading ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’.
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benny2beer.bsky.social @benny2beer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Picked up two of these. Great little ebikes. Full size tires, not those tiny little fold up bastards. Get one for yourself and save some gas!
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A round low yellow platform on which we see standing a hot dog bun with cartoon arms and legs. The bun is patting with one hand a red frankfurter with cartoon arms that is perched on a little stand in an obeisant posture. They are clearly working up to a tremendous stunt. A banner matching the platform is suspended over the scene by mauve columns. The background is a gradated, muted green with a few stylized sparkles on it. On the banner and the front of the platform are the words, ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY’
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration in a black and white graphite/charcoal style. The title character of Nosferatu (2024) is advancing toward you with his big mustache and one hand reaching from under his big furry coat. Probably with ill intent. You are free to imagine that Orlock is in fact about to really give the business to someone who actually deserves it. Whoever you like. As the scratchy lettering around his head says, ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 10/09/2026
The RiffTrax Experiments Are Back! See Sting of Death in theaters one more time this Sunday afternoon. Get tickets here: www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst...
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A simple line drawing with halftone shading of the titular pig-man from the movie Porco Rosso. He’s wearing a trench coat with the collar turned up and a wide brimmed fedora and sunglasses. His mouth is wide open in a sarcastic laugh. A word balloon says, ‘Maybe it will happen today’
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration based on a shoulders-up portrait photo of Little Richard from one of his early album covers. He has very tall, green-colored hair, and his head is thrown back with his mouth open, in all likelihood going 'woo' in the original. He's wearing a loudly patterned orange jacket over a light pink shirt. Lettering inside the shape of his hair reads, 'Maybe it will happen' and a jagged angular shape near his mouth contains the letters to the word 'Today'. A yellow and orange starburst shape is behind all of this.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“I’m not just a client of Hair Club for Men. I also raped children on Epstein‘s Island.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It wasn't his own puppy, but he protected it as if it were. The rain was pouring down, and this dog didn't move. He stayed put, covering the little kitten with his own body. Original post
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ahem
America's To-Do List
End electoral college
Ratify the ERA
Protect voting rights
Reproductive freedom
End gerrymandering
DC statehood
Immigration reform
Congress term limits
Congress age limits
End Citizens United
Medicare for all
End corporate welfare
Sensible gun laws
Rich pay #FairShare Money out of politics
Religion out of politics
Limits on lobbying
Protect Social Security
Climate sanity
Reform SCOTUS
Ranked choice voting
Fair minimum wage
End Comstock Act
No stock trades for gov't officials
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m reading Cannery Row. Jesus Christ is it amazing. So great to live in a world where I can be almost 50, have been an avid reader my whole life & have barely scratched the surface of the surface of spectacular books out there.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A digital illustration of a possum playing a fretless banjo while sitting inside the open top of a large, greenish human cranium with his little pink feets poking out through the eye holes and his tail curling up from under the front teeth. Also the skull has little blue feathered wings on either side by which means all this appears to be hovering in the air. A long orange ribbon proceeds from near the possum’s mouth to curve behind his head and back around his body to loop around his tail a couple times. Written on the ribbon are the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Robin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
💙 @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.
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Maya Media @mayamedia.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
No. We will destroy your police state. Flock CEO calls for ‘compromise’ as surveillance company faces growing backlash techcrunch.com/2026/08/23/f...
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Flock CEO calls for ‘compromise’ as surveillance company faces growing backlash | TechCrunch
Flock Safety faces a growing public outcry over concerns that its surveillance technology could be misused.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A digital illustration of the recently discovered little blue octopus in the deep ocean near the Galápagos Islands. It has a nice round mantle and round eye, uh, capsules(?). Its one visible eye is black and looks kind of cross. It’s is colored all over in shades of blue and bluish purple ranging toward almost black at the ends of its arms. All its arms are some amount of visible and each is holding a crudely shaped sign on a little stick. Each sign has some rough scrawled letters on it spelling out ‘MAY-BE IT WILL HAP-PEN TO-DAY’
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A digital illustration of Statler and Waldorf, the sarcastic old man muppets, seen sitting in their opera box at the Muppet Theatre and heckling whatever is happening onstage. Probably Fozzie’s act. Starler is in the right with the big chin. Waldorf is in the left with the mustache and heavy lidded eyes. But the are almost always shown in the reverse order of their names. There are red curtains behind them and along with some bits of filigree in the front of their box are some brass (?) letters spelling out ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A digital illustration in simple outlines and flat textured color. A man with a white mustache wearing a sun hat is pushing an ice cream cart with bells hanging from the handle.  Along with pictures of popsicles, text on the side and front of the cart reads ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
A digital illustration done in simple contour lines and rough pencil coloring on neutral tinted paper background of a woman reclining on a surface in a faint. Seen from a foreshortened angle from her knees and feet. She’s laying on one hip with her torso twisting to supine. The back of one hand lays across her forehead and the other is held limply on her ribs. Her head is back and her red curls spread out on the ground around her. She’s wearing a white, voluminous and old fashioned night dress. Orange lettering in an Art Nouveau style to the right reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord @dragovian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Investing all my money in guillotine futures.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Digital illustration in a cartoony colored pencil style. First we have a snail with a shiny handlebar mustache wearing a top hat, the tail clinical portion of which is an hourglass. Snail is being ridden by a cartoon turtle (snail and turtle relative proportions are not realistic) wearing a brown derby, pince nez glasses, a red corduroy vest and a wide yellow tie with red polka dots. He’s looking at a large gold pocket watch and also has a large wristwatch on his other arm. These chronographic devices are not making events happen sooner. A series of speech bubbles from the turtle read ‘may-be-it-will-hap-pen-to-day’.
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benny2beer.bsky.social @benny2beer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Got my badass new T shirt from @azhmodai.bsky.social at www.teepublic.com/user/azhmodai If you haven't gotten one, you should. They are great shirts, well printed, and there's almost 300 incredible Lovecraftian and other cosmic horror designs. Check them out.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A drawing of my tabby cat, Otter, done in rough digital pencil lines over flat areas of gray and cream with white highlights and details in blunt lines. He is sitting in profile to the left with his head turned to look directly at the viewer with his normal cryptic expression. Chunky orange lettering surrounding him above and below reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Malhavic777 @malhavic777.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Check these out. Really cool.
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Democrats Organizing For America @democratsofa.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Is it wrong that I'm smiling? There's so little to smile about these days.
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It’s Looking Like the Cybertruck Is the Biggest Flop in Automotive History
One for the history books.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
A digital illustration of Artie, The Strongest Man in the World! (As portrayed by Toby Huss in the TV show The Adventures of Pete and Pete.) He’s a white guy of extremely average build with short hair and heavy-rimmed glasses, wearing a horizontally blue and red-striped long sleeve tee, red sweatpants and black shoes. He’s striking one of his most powerful heroic poses, standing on one foot with the other angled out behind, torso angled forward and back arched, arms held up in a big flex with fists pointing outward, and making a cartoony tough guy face. He’s balanced on a pyramid of 3D lettering colored in bright red, orange, and yellow. Behind him is blue sky and sun rays beaming out from the lettering which reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Opinionated Terran @opinionated-terran.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Quick Tip: "Don't speak ill of the dead" means dont demean, or spread lies, or speak malicious untruth about dead people, who cant defend themselves Accurately describing someone's life and legacy is not "speaking ill" It's the truth - which is self justifying in that it is the truth!
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The More You Know - Iconic Star Animation
ALT: The More You Know - Iconic Star Animation
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Senators Klobuchar, Booker and Warren, please go seek out all the people who have suffered from Lindsey Graham’s policies and tell them what a friendly and affable guy he was to have a steak dinner with. Otherwise they’ll get the wrong impression of him.
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