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Ben Braddock

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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
can't decide if i want to play the piano for the first time in years or dismember a war criminal
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
one hit instead of an edible
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Eric Prydz drops "Call On Me" (first time in 20 Yrs!) | LIVE from The Concourse Project
YouTube video by The Concourse Project
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
There's a high likelihood he left the chambers after only 13 minutes because he wasn't allowed to post in the chambers
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Really fucking interesting headers from around the media re:Epstein files
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Democracy Dies Right In Fucking Front Of Us
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
and NO i didn't upload any content, just hit search a few times
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Also, Home Depot and doordash just gave me free delivery on a $10 order, so they lost money.
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Imagining ICE officers trying to intimidate longshoremen in LBC
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Conan? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_...
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Pierre Monatte - Wikipedia
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Man Finally Rich and Successful Enough To Accept Internship thehardtimes.net/culture/man-...
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Man Finally Rich and Successful Enough To Accept Internship
Local 31-year-old Tyler Brown is finally financially successful enough to be able to accept an unpaid internship.
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Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
See this 40k-mile 2014 Mercedes-Benz E63 S AMG 4MATIC wagon listed now with no reserve on BaT! bringatrailer.com/listing/2014-merc…
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Gee, no shit
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
What's the first song you play when it happens
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Since he likes to crank the heat, sometime soon Trump's going to look over to his beloved medal and see chocolate leaking through the gold foil
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
When I was a kid I watched Los Angeles burn across multiple counties
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
What the fuck are people talking about with them having 'no shame' or 'no accountability.' They're proud of it. They sneer at those that aren't.
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Annual reminder: Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders. Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/11/2025
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories: - Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy - Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
What happens when Godzilla farts?? What happens when he takes a dump?
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Holy shit the home depot flashing ad in the usc/oregon game is the worst thing i've ever seen
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Jesus fucking christ
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 14/11/2025
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
*busts out kleenex box full of sandpaper*
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
its just so tiring fuckin watching establishment fuckin just keep reading polls instead of highlighting strong leaders that can actually move the fuckin needle polls reflect what's happening now; where are the people who will tell us what can be instead of what is
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Fucked with my stations on yt music / spotify enough that 'goodbye horses' plays so often i should probably be on multiple watchlists
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
If guns are taken from my cold dead hands does that mean when I'm raptured my guns are taken away. I don't want that. Please don't rapture me Jesus
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Holy shit.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 17/09/2025
Just a reminder that I'm a good writer and editor who hits deadlines, if you have any freelance or part-time work you wanna throw at me.
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Not liking stupid joke posts because concern my government will put me on a watch list.
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Well, ya, it'd be pretty weird if she was in the room when he was fucking kids
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David Chen @davechen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
It does what now
A review by @frickyuu on twitter reads: FantasticFour Is a masterpiece. the visual effects and the score are a HUGE stand out. Galactus Is huge In IMAX. It’s emotional and gives you hope. It beats you off and doesn’t stop. STAY Until the END CREDITS.
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 13/07/2025
This is my favorite tweet of all time
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Maybe he didn't know she's his step-daughter
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Gonna smoke a really small, expensive cigar since I'm watching Wes Anderson tonight
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I don't have a lot to add except to say I don't think a lot of the country fully understands just how important diversity is to the culture of greater LA. And just the staggering, staggering amount of land it occupies and the number of people that call it home.
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Has Tom Nichols been blown and/or blackout drunk for the last several days
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 09/06/2025
this is such a good representation of American Christianity
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
i saw rfk jr swimming through the chuck e. cheese ball pit like an eel
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Because it's awesome, NEXT QUESTION
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
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jims @jims.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
"every time yoda showed up on set his shit was absolutely rocked off inhalants. tiny cooker would go through a home depot worth of paint thinner before the cameras started rolling. i mean, he'd deliver lines in some gibberish language, cantonese i think? other times he just sat silently, weeping"
george lucas reveals why yoda talks backwards at 'empire strikes back' anniversary screening
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The Man With The Mouthful Of Shit @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Your dick is one inch long. Fuck you.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Is it possible that when RFK jr is talking about autistic people he’s actually thinking of cats
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
men are too dramatic to play pro golf
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Just so you know, a full neuropsych exam takes five hours on its own. There's no such thing as 'acing' it.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I've been keeping a running list of the nice things we used to have. It is VERY rough. Please tell me what I'm missing. If you want to use this list to do the project better, please do! www.emptywheel.net/2025/03/18/w...
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Work in Progress: What Trump Took Away - emptywheel
A preliminary list of the things Trump has taken away.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
It's kind of impressive how perfectly Chuck Schumer is not meeting this moment. Like he brought in punch-up writers to heighten and refine how badly he's botching it.
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Ben Braddock @benjaminbraddock.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
"cry more" isn't any longer an insult, it's a guide for self care
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