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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️

@benbranscum.bsky.social
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I used to hate the fool in me, but only in the morning, now I tolerate him all day long He, Him, Y’all

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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 1h
Me for weeks on end: Hey, I'm gonna be gone during Homecoming. I've had this trip booked for months now. Since February.' Everyone at work: 'Hey, we have this video idea we wanna shoot. You got it, right?'
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 10h
dog said
dog looking back at the other dogs trailing behind it.  image of usain bolt looking back at other runners trailing behind him is superimposed.
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OvershotTae13 🚀 @overshottae.bsky.social · 14h
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 18h
Eagles Lucille Bluth Well, I'd rather be dead in Philadelphia than alive in Los Angeles.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can’t be serious that this power play is just fucking dogshit
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did Risto just kill two guys?
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
‘Are you fucking insane’- TK Yes. Yes I am.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Idk what demon the Flyers have made upset to fuck this power play.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ManningCast but it’s Tony Romo and Mark Sanchez facetiming each other while driving a Volvo six beers deep
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Lord said ‘Come forth and you shall receive the gift of eternal life’, but I came in fifth and won a toaster.
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you do want to see this
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Alright offense. You got the Rooster out there. It’s all on you. Go get’em.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listen you animals. It’s the fucking first. Gotta grind it out now for the Phils.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ight. Grind it out now, boys.
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Penguins vs. Flyers
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kids got it. Gutsy for Painter. Hell of a job.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@ the Atlanta braves
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ight boy. It’s time. Lock it down. Wrap it up.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kid. Ya did OK. *pats him on the back*
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Painter. It’s time. Saddle up.
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Charlie O'Connor @charlieoconn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh Edmundo. He had one real hard 90 foot sprint in him after the injury in Game 162, and he gave it all there. Respect, always. The bitches will always love.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now or never, gang. Give it your best.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listen. This is probs it for this team for a few years (lockout and aging core), but I ain't giving up hope. If I have no hope, then there's no point in being a fan.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shit like this makes me wish I could hear the radio calls at times.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BRYCE
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Berenstain Bears Phillies yelling at each other: They got so angry that they forgot they weren't speaking and began shouting at each other even louder than before. Then Papa lost his temper and began shouting at them to stop watching this goddamn team because it's pissing everyone off.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The guys are just wound to tight. They can't begin to read the pitches well.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not me gaslighting myself to think my partner hates me when they just haven't texted me today cause they are busy.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey Siri, can you play 'Knock Knock' on Apple Music
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yo…Fall Charlotte weekend, anyone?
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am so ending it tonight.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
phils
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Survival now. Just gotta grind it out (that's what she said) and survive.
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ALL HAIL KRULL @tagjim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Duran in the 7rh
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need a god damn cigarette, y'all. Go Phillies.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LETS FUCKING GO OLD MAN REALMUTO
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now or never, JT.
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please, Phillies. Don't make me suffer through the chop and a bunch of AI, truck and political commercials for nothing.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is a pulse. We can do this, Phils.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Welp. Nice while it lasted.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fuck
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
save us
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JT is useless now.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I AM A BITCH AND I LOVE SOSA.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HELL YEAH LUZARDO
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love you, Jesus Lizard.
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Believe Motivation
ALT: Believe Motivation
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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BIG BOOTY BOHM SHOWING UP IN #RedOctober
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benny blue skies and the dark clouds 🏴‍☠️ @benbranscum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy shit Bohm.
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