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Yes I actually have a baseball as head, no Mr Met isn't my father. european* mets fan** (*, **: derogatory)

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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 4h
29 C totally snuck up on me
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 6h
rough, delta already has filed a flight for the phillies back home; scheduled for before game 3 would even start
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 7h
So that one ad everyone is hating is basically 2026 dilly dilly? I haven't seen it, and I got close to looking for it, but remain strong. Probably gonna see it in February anyway.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 17h
wtf is boone doing lol
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 17h
Onion dipshits but for a mount visit.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 17h
Should of kept tolle in
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 18h
too close to pumpkin spice season! people will be confused!
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 19h
man, this used to be easier before the pitch clock and 3 batter minimum. how did I score pitches and calculate totals every half inning?!
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 19h
joe girardi never heard of a joke
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 19h
two games in this is trending towards a miserable one (complementary)
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 20h
Don Draper saying “that’s what the Buzzballz is for!”
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 19h
watching "peecack" apparently
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 21h
A replay review to see where someone is standing. This is for the sickos.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 21h
Look at this shit I found. I completely forgot how to do this.
A bunch of 2019 scorecards.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 22h
oh right, I didn't even make these in inkscape, these are scripted. Was wondering why the svg was so annoying.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 22h
ouch
luxembourg 0 - 3 iceland
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 23h
there's your fucking santa maria
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RANDOPLANE @randoplane.bsky.social · 23h
A Boeing 727-221(Adv), operated by Pan Am, at Orlando Int'l Airport (USA), on Saturday, June 1, 1991. Photo by Paul Denton on JetPhotos: www.jetphotos.com/photo/10929528.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 23h
scorecard so old it still has the extra rows for the pitchers
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 23h
can't believe it's only been 3 years
File Created 10/10/23 01:46
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 23h
Sickos comic "If Atlanta play defense" baseball on the tv.
Familiy fearful on the couch, atlanta mascot also there. Sicko himself in the window but shirt says PHL
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 23h
kruk, what
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
tried to keep score, and have been debugging my printer for an hour instead
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
Luxembourg 0 - 0 Iceland
UEFA Nations League C Grp 4 R2
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
everyone tuned into the big game?
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
phantastic stroke — Joey Votto
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
it's not even sunday…
Kruk in a dark suit, light blue shirt, salmon (?) tie looking like he just remembered leaving the stove on
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
much improved picture there.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
did you get votto saying "do you guys need it longer? ok I go longer."
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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 29/09/2026
time to die
SAID
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
luv da met(eor)s!
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
my predictions: Mets in 7
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
posting season is upon us
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
No Time, Like October
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
oh fuck yeah youtube finally recommends me some freaks again
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Craig Robinson @flipflopflying.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For my own idiot brain, I needed to isolate the stitched parts of MLB caps with insignias that have interlocking letters.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
maybe they tie him up and put some tape on his mouth.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
inb4 klopp is klopping again
Onion De Blasio Meme. But the Photo is Joachim Löw and the Title says "Löw: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Bundestrainer That Doesn’t Suck Scheiße, Na?’"
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026
go birds and this week, go phils
mets/phillies fuck atlanta handshake
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 28/09/2026
Congrats to the Phillies for winning the first annual (Estimated) Road Trip Crown. (estimated doing all the work there because obviously I can't track it directly)
2026 MLB season total Bus Travel by team barplots
travel between ballparks, estimated best case travel time
left by count, right by time
Phillies won both categories.
order by count: PHI, SDP, ARI, WSH, MIL, PIT, NYM, LAD, CHC, BAL, ATH, TEX, TBR, SEA, NYY, TOR, SFG, MIA, KCR, CHW, ATL
order by time: PHI, SDP, ARI, WSH, BAL, MIL, PIT, TOR, NYM, LAD, CHC, TBR, ATH, MIA, NYY, KCR, TEX, SEA, ATL, SFG, CHW
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 28/09/2026
*technically didn't fly more frequent, just spent longer in the air. still gonna need to crunch the numbers on distance, eCO2 etc sometime.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Friends, we have arrived at the promised land
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 28/09/2026
Congrats to the Seattle Mariners for their dominant win of the first annual MLB Frequent Flyer Trophy.
bar chart of time spend in the air since first game of the season by team. Every team flight of the regular season is it's own little box with label of destination.
Seattle on top, west coats teams generally around 90 hours.
It follows a list of teams and the hours flying:
SEA 106, ATH 102, SFG 101, LAA 96, SDP 95, LAD 95, HOU 92, BOS 90, MIA 87, NYM 87, COL 85, ARI 84, TOR 76, ATL 75, TEX 74, MIN 73, TBR 73, CHC 70, CHW 69, NYY 69, CIN 69, PHI 68, WSH 68, CLE 68, KCR 67, DET 67, BAL 66, MIL 65, STL 64, PIT 63
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 28/09/2026
ah I think it was right after all, never mind.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 28/09/2026
too balanced, they should have one super-booth and some pure shit ones.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
funniest bit is Tumpane saying "the umpire" instead of "I".
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
(look, I know, I know, but there's an obvious choice between Atlanta and Philly)
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
alright, go fuck em up.
sickos guy wearing a mets hat and a phillies hat over that
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
he's gonna be back
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
I'm scared.
max scherzer approaching the dugout camera
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