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Yes I actually have a baseball as head, no Mr Met isn't my father. european* mets fan** (*, **: derogatory)

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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 4h
idk man, this doesn't seem right
Kalsi "prediction"
Series Winner?
53% NYY 50 % TB
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 4h
this could be good if they didn't do all the gradients and glass shit
tbs score bug, bottom has some kind of "glass effect" under it
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 7h
bit chilly on the field
thermometer reading off-scale (> 120 F) in the grass before home plate
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 7h
they really stretched him out
Taylor, G
S, 4.0 IP
but his neck is stretched 4x
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 11h
what now mf?!
Network switch with an orange light instead of a green.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 02/10/2026
telling my kids this was james bond
Elliott Gould in The Long Goodbye. sitting in a car reading a paper, slight stubble and smoking a cig
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 01/10/2026
that 1 day/2 games with the weird font was funny though. It's not even bad, it just looks out of place.
2021 ALDS Game 1 Fox graphics package, where the font seems to lean forward or something, making it looks like a horror film title. Pitcher named Graveman isn't helping.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 01/10/2026
the "time to forget all regular season stats and only show postseason ones" remains the most baffling thing mlb/tv does
mlb gameday matchups but it's all empty because neither pitcher has pitched yet
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 01/10/2026
Houston, famous for the Soyuz rocket program.
MLB social media image showing altuve with a rocket in the background, it's clearly some Soyuz variant.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 01/10/2026
team of destiny
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 01/10/2026
hmm?
nbc score bug showing 2 dots for remaining challenges, but the text below says 0
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 30/09/2026
lol
nbc score bug with an actual ghost runner
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
Look at this shit I found. I completely forgot how to do this.
A bunch of 2019 scorecards.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
ouch
luxembourg 0 - 3 iceland
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
can't believe it's only been 3 years
File Created 10/10/23 01:46
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
Sickos comic "If Atlanta play defense" baseball on the tv.
Familiy fearful on the couch, atlanta mascot also there. Sicko himself in the window but shirt says PHL
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
Luxembourg 0 - 0 Iceland
UEFA Nations League C Grp 4 R2
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
it's not even sunday…
Kruk in a dark suit, light blue shirt, salmon (?) tie looking like he just remembered leaving the stove on
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
much improved picture there.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
inb4 klopp is klopping again
Onion De Blasio Meme. But the Photo is Joachim Löw and the Title says "Löw: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Bundestrainer That Doesn’t Suck Scheiße, Na?’"
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 28/09/2026
Congrats to the Phillies for winning the first annual (Estimated) Road Trip Crown. (estimated doing all the work there because obviously I can't track it directly)
2026 MLB season total Bus Travel by team barplots
travel between ballparks, estimated best case travel time
left by count, right by time
Phillies won both categories.
order by count: PHI, SDP, ARI, WSH, MIL, PIT, NYM, LAD, CHC, BAL, ATH, TEX, TBR, SEA, NYY, TOR, SFG, MIA, KCR, CHW, ATL
order by time: PHI, SDP, ARI, WSH, BAL, MIL, PIT, TOR, NYM, LAD, CHC, TBR, ATH, MIA, NYY, KCR, TEX, SEA, ATL, SFG, CHW
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 28/09/2026
Congrats to the Seattle Mariners for their dominant win of the first annual MLB Frequent Flyer Trophy.
bar chart of time spend in the air since first game of the season by team. Every team flight of the regular season is it's own little box with label of destination.
Seattle on top, west coats teams generally around 90 hours.
It follows a list of teams and the hours flying:
SEA 106, ATH 102, SFG 101, LAA 96, SDP 95, LAD 95, HOU 92, BOS 90, MIA 87, NYM 87, COL 85, ARI 84, TOR 76, ATL 75, TEX 74, MIN 73, TBR 73, CHC 70, CHW 69, NYY 69, CIN 69, PHI 68, WSH 68, CLE 68, KCR 67, DET 67, BAL 66, MIL 65, STL 64, PIT 63
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
alright, go fuck em up.
sickos guy wearing a mets hat and a phillies hat over that
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
I'm scared.
max scherzer approaching the dugout camera
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
gonna miss this stupid shit
Lindor picking up a bat in short left field. bat boy running to him.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
can I get that one?
Mets fan talking to a Nats fan with the Lindor ball.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
now it all makes sense
Mets dugout in Cleveland, Semien has a (clearly photoshopped in) ear trumpet
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 26/09/2026
watching the baseball
Toronto game feed with Keys at the plate, but it's just the green channel with lots of noise
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 26/09/2026
when the rookie hits it deep
Wilson Benge om Scram!
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 26/09/2026
now the catching coach gets the clips
mets catching coach relieved after the successful challenge
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 25/09/2026
help
ump falling onto his ass in the grass
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 25/09/2026
oh shit it's real.
mlb travel schedule showing BOS to TPA and BOS to PIE for the Red Sox and the Cubs
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 25/09/2026
happy second biannual forgottoswitchfromYEStothevisitingteamandsawtheweirdYESgraphics
screenshot of a YES game showing the orioles defense with names and faces of the players on an illustrated baseball field. The bases themselves are in the wrong spot and not orientated correctly.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 25/09/2026
the universal concern is the pant
roman anthony's browned (from sliding) torn pants (on the right butt pocket)
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 25/09/2026
all these fucking zero design zero effort websites are killing me. bro look at the fucking time picker, what. (the old website had like colour coded dates and listed time slots even if they aren't available etc)
Select date: normal calendar view
select the time: bunch of 15 min increment times from 7:15 to 17:30 but not all are listed so it shuffles every row
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 24/09/2026
getting hungry
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 24/09/2026
so true
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 24/09/2026
close enough
fans holding up green "MV-Pete" banners the wrong way
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 24/09/2026
all I could see. (sorry)
a brown tram, but it wears a san diego padres hat and has logos on it. The Friar sits in the drivers seat.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 23/09/2026
every time
4 panel Vince McMahon getting excited meme.
Row 1: We have listeners in some unexpected places
Row 2: One of the small barely a country ones in Europe for example
Row 3: We have one in L…
Row 4: …iechtenstein (Vince McMahon crying)
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 22/09/2026
damn, the end is near.
MLB team travel calendar (to double check that I got them all in my database). The end of the season marked by a lack of games after 9/27
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 21/09/2026
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 21/09/2026
Where is he?!?!
Joey Votto sitting behind a pole
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 20/09/2026
expected him to say his name and school
screenshot from the miami SF game with a security guy in the lower left of the screen
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 20/09/2026
Best Mets play of the game is Thornton (?) realizing what a bad idea it is to climb over the wet railing after the game.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 20/09/2026
mlbtv quad but the 4th game is just a screenshot of the post above
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 19/09/2026
tfw your boss is about to say "can we talk?"
Another lost challenge by Alvy (closer this time)
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 19/09/2026
Yeah, where else, ASU is a London school:
ASU London website with a map
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 18/09/2026
funniest part was Schwarber perplexed that he challenged that pitch
Alvarez challenging a very obvious ball. Making a grimace after seeing the obvious result.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 17/09/2026
love the kid punching dad like "wtf was that dude?".
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