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Senator Beka

@beka.bsky.social
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Well adjusted and normal. Texas state senate 2024🇨🇱 “The Jane Goodall of gender schizophrenics”

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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
No more Pride discourse. You can bring your cishet boyfriend but if he’s left unattended he will be given an injection of estradiol and made to perform an ameteur drag show
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Walked to the library during lunch yesterday and was hit for 45 points of psychic damage so I returned it in kind
Middle finger in the foreground, in the blurry background a concert venue marquee that says “ANTHROPIC PRESENTS CLAUDE SMB WORKSHOP. SOCIAL DALLAS”Blurry middle finger in the foreground, in the background a concert venue marquee that says “ANTHROPIC PRESENTS CLAUDE SMB WORKSHOP. SOCIAL DALLAS”
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I am a Korean spoon truther. They are superior to other spoons. The long handle…. The perfectly mouth sized circle spoon part…. Perfection
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Rate my setup :)
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
"With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike, It is so ORDERED."
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
So does anyone know if the uhhhh recent events make a refugee claim to the EU stronger bc uhhhhhh
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Being a bitch at work today 🩷 I am my mother’s child
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 06/01/2026
Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Happy Steam Reply to all who celebrate. My friend’s worst time of the year because I get way more achievements than him.
Steam Reply 2025. 118 games played, 919 sessions, 1237 achievements, and 91 new games. Below is a list of games and %time spent playing. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader: 15%. Bongo Cat: 9%. Monster Hunter Wilds: 9%. Warhammer 40k Spacemarine 2: 5%. Uncle Chops Rocket Shop: 4%.
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 27/11/2025
have you even said thanksgiving once?
a wikipedia commons photo of a turkey with baby JD vance head photoshopped over the turkey head
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
“My anxiety is manageable” *gets so stressed out over the idea of buying a steam deck on sale I have to lay down*
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
White people with dreads should not be allowed public access. Like house pets, don’t let them in businesses
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Jaw dropping face reveal oh my god
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Anyway my my great grandma (after he shot her) divorced my POS abusive great grandpa who later got ran over by a car and died. People celebrated. My grandma was better off once he was dead. Just a family anecdote.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 11/09/2025
“Don’t you feel bad for his kids at least” No I don’t. Especially not his daughter. Who he repeatedly said shouldn’t be able to have an abortion even if she was raped
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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Reposting just to make Jason Lee Van Dyke cry more. Need a Court-Appointed Lawyer in North Texas? You Might Get One With a White Nationalist Tattoo. thebarbedwire.com/2025/08/22/c...
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Need a Court-Appointed Lawyer in North Texas? You Might Get One With a White Nationalist Tattoo.
Jason Lee Van Dyke — one-time leader of the Proud Boys and sender of racist tweets — is a court appointed attorney in Denton County.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 20/08/2025
you’ll never believe this but someone gave carly rae jepsen a sword at the emotion 10 year anniversary show
carly rae jepsen holding an inflatable sword on stage at the troubadour
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
My minis looks so fucking good so far so if the paint job looks bad everyone has to just pretend it looks really good or I will weaponize my BPD to everyone’s detriment
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
It looks like brought out the big guns for the lawsuit
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
At this point I don’t even want to paint my minis I just want to sand and glue them that’s it.
3 Emperor’s Children Flawless Blades minis in dynamic poses on top of air dry clay bases. Sailor Neptune is in the background. A single unpainted Emperor’s Children mini. He’s got cool hair and a big sword. One foot is standing on the Aquila of the Astrum Militarum (or however you spell it).
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
If big challenges wore pants would he wear them like this or like this
Big Challenges tattoo but it’s mostly outline and some green on his little butt and back legBig challenges tattoo but more filled in. He is wearing a backless romper
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
Pit seats for GarbageMCR Dallas from pit seatsYOU’VE SEEN NOTHING banner at MCR Dallas
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
HIGH FIVING IS GAY!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I can’t believe all these rabbis are antisemitic
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
You are not unclean. You are not a vessel for sin. You are not the creation of others. You create yourself.
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Got called neurotypical yesterday in discord looks like 300mg of Effexor WORKS
Gianmarco on a podcast sitting with crossed legs, biting his lip
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I WILL BE SAT AND SILENT ROW 3 ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE BY MYSELF IF NEED BE
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/06/2025
we need to increase immigration. we have not replaced enough white people yet
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This is all I’m going to think about all month
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
no more posting about any of those “writing routines of famous writers” unless it’s Edmund White’s
“he wrote: “I thought it was quite normal to take a break from writing at two in the morning, saunter down to the piers, and have sex with 20 men in a truck”
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 24/05/2025
Okay so “Keep Austin Weird” is less and less true every day I see a Cybertruck. New idea: “Keep Austin Cringe.”
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Can someone let me hold $4000 I went to a new neurologist and my insurance doesn’t cover medications
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
“Can you make him look more fucked up?” I’m the perfect tattoo client
Medieval wizard frog tattoo. Outline and smoke only. He is goofy looking
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Watched Conclave last night and then the pope died. It’s like a movie night prophesy was fulfilled.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all
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It's the 250th anniversary of the midnight ride of Paul Revere. A local TV station mapped the route out with nods to past and present Boston-area landmarks, including all seven Dunkin' Donuts a modern-day Paul Revere could stop at:
https://www.nocboston.com/news/local/paul-revere-midnight-ride-boston-today/3685215/
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Abelard Old Man Yaoi WHERE
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Calling myself part of the “crew” every time I get on a plane from now on
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
My roommate just said she doesn’t want to get colonoscopies together I am looking for new housing I can’t live like this
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Went to the gay doctor and they stole my blood and made me burp into an applesauce pouch
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
One time I dated a man who didn’t know who Selena is and I should’ve seen that red flag way sooner
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Vomiting is actually my way of staking a claim. This is my city now bitch
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Forgot to take my allergy meds yesterday and ended up throwing up on the side of I-30…. I hope the people of Arlington enjoyed it
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Once I’m able to eat food again and my apartment gets AC and my period is done and I can drink caffeine again it’s sooooooo over for yall
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