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Senator Beka

@beka.bsky.social
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Well adjusted and normal. Texas state senate 2024🇨🇱 “The Jane Goodall of gender schizophrenics”

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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Walked to the library during lunch yesterday and was hit for 45 points of psychic damage so I returned it in kind
Middle finger in the foreground, in the blurry background a concert venue marquee that says “ANTHROPIC PRESENTS CLAUDE SMB WORKSHOP. SOCIAL DALLAS”Blurry middle finger in the foreground, in the background a concert venue marquee that says “ANTHROPIC PRESENTS CLAUDE SMB WORKSHOP. SOCIAL DALLAS”
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Rate my setup :)
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Happy Steam Reply to all who celebrate. My friend’s worst time of the year because I get way more achievements than him.
Steam Reply 2025. 118 games played, 919 sessions, 1237 achievements, and 91 new games. Below is a list of games and %time spent playing. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader: 15%. Bongo Cat: 9%. Monster Hunter Wilds: 9%. Warhammer 40k Spacemarine 2: 5%. Uncle Chops Rocket Shop: 4%.
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
At this point I don’t even want to paint my minis I just want to sand and glue them that’s it.
3 Emperor’s Children Flawless Blades minis in dynamic poses on top of air dry clay bases. Sailor Neptune is in the background. A single unpainted Emperor’s Children mini. He’s got cool hair and a big sword. One foot is standing on the Aquila of the Astrum Militarum (or however you spell it).
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Have you considered this?
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
If big challenges wore pants would he wear them like this or like this
Big Challenges tattoo but it’s mostly outline and some green on his little butt and back legBig challenges tattoo but more filled in. He is wearing a backless romper
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
Pit seats for GarbageMCR Dallas from pit seatsYOU’VE SEEN NOTHING banner at MCR Dallas
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Got called neurotypical yesterday in discord looks like 300mg of Effexor WORKS
Gianmarco on a podcast sitting with crossed legs, biting his lip
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
This is who you’re hurting when you say that
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
“Can you make him look more fucked up?” I’m the perfect tattoo client
Medieval wizard frog tattoo. Outline and smoke only. He is goofy looking
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Oh trans people are “delusional”?? Then explain THIS
DogDogDogDog
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Yall mind if I step out?
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Went to Walmart hope yall didn’t need anything
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
SOMEone shit on the floor in front of my bedroom and it wasn’t even me
My roommates’ dumbass 70lb German shepherd idiot dog. I am flipping the dog off from across the room. She deserves it
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Roomie Christmas Kbbq had me acting UP in the FaceTime voicemails
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Steam year in review 2024 beating my ass
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Walmart wouldn’t take my return yall need anything ?
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Idk what’s up w today but I’m literally so tired
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
One of my friends is doing her first surrogacy and they got that woman on so much estrogen they have her shoving it up her coochie
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
When I ordered this dirt I was not expecting this size imma be honest
Big bag of potting mix. Like 25lb bag of rice size.
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I am the 1% (of NewJeans fans)
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Puro pinche 361 baby a fully decorated christmas tree on the back of truck the day after thanksgiving like god intended
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
When I said men should be more pathetic I didn’t mean it like this
A screenshot of snap chat where I say “baby put something sexy on I’m getting valet parking for Cheesecake Factory” and my friend Joshua (Mexican) says “fun fact I’ve been dumped twice at a cheese cake factory” by white women.
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
“How many genders are in your friend group?” “All of them” “no like specific number” it’s so hard being the prettiest and gayest in the family
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
We’re doing an ornament exchange for thanksmas this year so I made salmon because my sister’s family is vegan :)
Handmade ornament made of air dry clay that looks like raw fish or salmon and has “Merry Fishmas ‘24” written on it.
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I hope all lush employees have a good day
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Twitter this, bluesky that, yall ain’t fuckin with Nextdoor like I am
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This can and should be you rn
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Flirty 30 babey
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
Hacking dreams all by yourself, handsome?
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
I have a new dr Seuss book in the works
Picture of hand holding a Glock with a red and black sock over the the top of the firearm
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
They won’t let you say ANYTHING anymore 🙄🙄 so much for “free speech”
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Did u know???? My hair got it’s curl back???? I am cute and perfect again truly unstoppable
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
Never getting off twitter where I can have this assortment of ads in an hour
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
Got a hair cut goodbye dead hair it’s so fluffy again :,)
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Okay who the fuck reported me on discord for something I didn’t even do!!!!
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Got rid of the Cybersmith Fun Zone in the Kabukord so I have to cause problems elsewhere
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Just realized “handyman/ construction Barbie” could also be “Home Depot lesbian Barbie”
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Made the AI have a personality that’s 1/3 me, 1/3 @birdrespecter.bsky.social and 1/3 alex jones and it’s done some incredible things
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
I love feedback on my research. TCS is my koko the gorilla
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
A modern day meeting of the minds
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
You cannot ask people to donate to your cause and put the word “skeet” in there please be fuckin serious PLEASE
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
Picture of just a bunch of raccoons on a porch
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Community notes logging in
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
The gender academy for trans men might well involve that
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
He suggested trans people should go to gender reeducation camps and received backlash
Screenshot of discord message from Cybersmith (the human pet guy) saying “hey, cybersmith, please solve this complex social problem off the top of your head instantly, any possible logistical issue will be treated as a lack of respect for transgender people on your part.”
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
If anything could fix him it’s Bolt Thrower
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
“Hey how’s work going” I will recreate the printer scene on office space right now
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Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Literally hall of fame interaction for the Western Kabuki Discord server
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