Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Walked to the library during lunch yesterday and was hit for 45 points of psychic damage so I returned it in kind 030
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Happy Steam Reply to all who celebrate. My friend’s worst time of the year because I get way more achievements than him. 000
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 19/08/2025At this point I don’t even want to paint my minis I just want to sand and glue them that’s it. 040
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 06/08/2025If big challenges wore pants would he wear them like this or like this 010
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Got called neurotypical yesterday in discord looks like 300mg of Effexor WORKS 140
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 23/04/2025“Can you make him look more fucked up?” I’m the perfect tattoo client 130
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 11/01/2025SOMEone shit on the floor in front of my bedroom and it wasn’t even me 370
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Roomie Christmas Kbbq had me acting UP in the FaceTime voicemails 220
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 07/12/2024One of my friends is doing her first surrogacy and they got that woman on so much estrogen they have her shoving it up her coochie 020
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 06/12/2024When I ordered this dirt I was not expecting this size imma be honest 140
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Puro pinche 361 baby a fully decorated christmas tree on the back of truck the day after thanksgiving like god intended 030
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 01/12/2024When I said men should be more pathetic I didn’t mean it like this 060
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 30/11/2024“How many genders are in your friend group?” “All of them” “no like specific number” it’s so hard being the prettiest and gayest in the family 050
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 29/11/2024We’re doing an ornament exchange for thanksmas this year so I made salmon because my sister’s family is vegan :) 030
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Twitter this, bluesky that, yall ain’t fuckin with Nextdoor like I am 130
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 23/08/2023They won’t let you say ANYTHING anymore 🙄🙄 so much for “free speech” 021
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 14/08/2023Did u know???? My hair got it’s curl back???? I am cute and perfect again truly unstoppable 080
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 05/08/2023Never getting off twitter where I can have this assortment of ads in an hour 000
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 05/08/2023Got a hair cut goodbye dead hair it’s so fluffy again :,) 090
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 28/07/2023Okay who the fuck reported me on discord for something I didn’t even do!!!! 010
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 24/07/2023Got rid of the Cybersmith Fun Zone in the Kabukord so I have to cause problems elsewhere 010
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 24/07/2023Just realized “handyman/ construction Barbie” could also be “Home Depot lesbian Barbie” 050
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 10/07/2023Made the AI have a personality that’s 1/3 me, 1/3 @birdrespecter.bsky.social and 1/3 alex jones and it’s done some incredible things 262
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 07/07/2023I love feedback on my research. TCS is my koko the gorilla 030
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 05/07/2023You cannot ask people to donate to your cause and put the word “skeet” in there please be fuckin serious PLEASE 040
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 02/07/2023The gender academy for trans men might well involve that 090
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 02/07/2023He suggested trans people should go to gender reeducation camps and received backlash 180
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 30/06/2023“Hey how’s work going” I will recreate the printer scene on office space right now 030
Senator Beka @beka.bsky.social · 28/06/2023Literally hall of fame interaction for the Western Kabuki Discord server 1119021