laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 12/10/2026i decided to go work outside for a bit bc it’s beautiful! i sit down at a picnic table and three minutes later the damn SPRINKLERS turn on. my laptop and i get drenched but i see another table that isn’t getting hit, so i move… MORE SPRINKLERS 130 3
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 07/10/2026they give out tshirts for vasectomies now apparently 170 7
Reposted by laura 💖☁️💖💛Janis 💛💖 @sprinklersplashes.swifties.social · 03/10/2026her name was kitty … 🧡 Happy birthday showgirl by the amazing @alefvernon.bsky.social 17817 78
Reposted by laura 💖☁️geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no 413187772 3.2K
Reposted by laura 💖☁️Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“A lawyer for Christa Pike said executioners have administered two syringes of lethal injection drugs to Pike but that she remains alive and breathing.” It’s been over an hour. 44758238 758
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 01/10/2026“taylor swift is losing us” great can’t wait for the easy ticketmaster queue for the next tour then 0537 53
Reposted by laura 💖☁️lydia 🐌🍂 is probably yelling about hockey (㇏(•̀ᢍ•́)ノ) @lyddia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026sorry for liking all of your posts i just love you 76717 67
Reposted by laura 💖☁️Kate Glenn @findingtangle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think people chafe at the packaging of the sound as well as the “simplicity” of the lyrics. But even that is part of aging. I used to be way more flowery and dramatic in my prose when I was younger. Even when it was good writing, going through it and getting to the other side changed my own voice. 2101 10
Reposted by laura 💖☁️Kate Glenn @findingtangle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One thing that really bothers me about the entire discourse around The Life of the Showgirl is that almost all of these songs (og and deluxe) are ones that could only be written after YEARS of adulthood and self reflection. And yet there’s this persistent narrative that it’s cheap and juvenile. 3261 26
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 30/09/20269 movies that shaped me 💗 my9movies.net/en/edit 011 1
Reposted by laura 💖☁️Sarah (eldest daughter)❤️🔥 @inmyspeaknowera.swifties.social · 29/09/2026Me since September 25th, 2026❤️🔥🔄 04111 41
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 30/09/2026 my baby LIKES what he LIKES he already (and i cannot stress this enough) 🧡TOOK🧡 🧡ME🧡 🧡TO🧡 🧡CLEVELAND🧡static.klipy.comShields and Yarnell Muppet Show DanceAlt: a woman in silver pants and red striped suspenders tap dances very quickly on a stage 1261 26
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 28/09/2026you only need to find one person in this entire world who doesn’t find you completely insufferable, and i have an important announcement to make: I FOUND NINE 2160 16
Reposted by laura 💖☁️monika⸆⸉ 🪩 @mokosversion.swifties.social · 28/09/2026i want a limited netflix drama series of this STAT!!! 38310 83
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 28/09/2026if you’re sick of him 🤢 i got you 🫂 i was patient zero 🧍♀️ 1182 18
Reposted by laura 💖☁️ʅαυɾα⸆⸉ ✮˙ᴴ🐞| in Babylon 🍂 @fateofophel1ia.swifties.social · 28/09/2026HER BABY LIKES WHAT HE LIKES AND HE ALREADY TOOK HER TO CLEVELAND!!static.klipy.comAngry Leonardo DiCaprio in The Wolf Of Wall StreetAlt: Angry Leonardo DiCaprio in The Wolf Of Wall Street 1132 13
Reposted by laura 💖☁️Taylor Swift Updates @taylorswiftinfo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Variety on "Cleveland!": "Not everyone loves Taylor Swift being a love-besotted goofball, but if that is offensive to you, modern technology makes it pretty easy to skip directly from track 1 to track 3." 39311 93
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 25/09/2026OBSESSED WITH PATIENT ZERO (i’m a sucker for a violin) 040 4
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 24/09/2026Going into The Encore here is my ranking of ❤️🔥The Life Of A Showgirl ❤️🔥 🧡 The Fate of Ophelia 🧡 Opalite 🧡 Elizabeth Taylor 🧡 Wi$h Li$t 🧡 Honey 🧡 Father Figure 🧡 The Life of a Showgirl (Ft. Sabrina) 🧡 Wood 🧡 Actually Romantic 🧡 Ruin The Friendship 🧡 CANCELLED! 🧡 Eldest Daughter 070 7
Reposted by laura 💖☁️Ash⸆⸉ ❤️🔥𝔦 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶❤️🔥 @magickbones.swifties.social · 23/09/2026🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ 09326 93
Reposted by laura 💖☁️Kelsey (Taylor's Version) @kelseyforevermore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026WHY IS IT UNDER TLOAS BRANDING? WHY IS IT A NEW PROFILE PIC LIKE A NEW ERA? WHY IS IT A NEW SINGLE A YEAR AFTER THE ALBUM RELEASED?!?! 0121 12
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 22/09/2026anyone else used to stir your ice cream up real smooth and call it ice cream soup or was i just a weird kid 5160 16
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 16/09/2026i like to think of myself as extra, but meg stalter commits to the bit in a way i could never replicate 010 1
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 12/09/2026OF COURSE ZAC DRIVES A CYBERTRUCK AHAHAHA #SLOMW 080 8
Reposted by laura 💖☁️Ghouly Hoye 👻🇨🇦 @hollyhoye.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If we aren’t doing this everywhere, what are we even doing? Annual Toronto dog swim before they close down the outdoor pools for the season: 511403469 1.4K
Reposted by laura 💖☁️J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026even now, she's still teaching us 94144812728 14.5K
Reposted by laura 💖☁️Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people 59220497585 22K
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 23/08/2026Top 7 Lover songs in honor of Lover’s 7th birthday 💓 💓 I Think He Knows 💓 Cruel Summer 💓 Cornelia Street 💓 Daylight 💓 YNTCD 💓 The Man 💓 Paper Rings 190 9
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 21/08/2026chat, look me in the eye and tell me you would not do the same 010 1
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 18/08/2026🫡 why does this lil guy only have half a face 010 1
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 10/08/2026currently on repeat in laura’s brain:static.klipy.comRachel Bloom's 'I Have Friends' MomentAlt: Rachel Bloom's 'I Have Friends' song from crazy ex girlfriend. 010 1
Reposted by laura 💖☁️regina @cookiesecrets.bsky.social · 07/08/2026static.klipy.comCharlie Day's Favorite Hobby: MagnetsALT: Charlie Day's Favorite Hobby: Magnets 011 1
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 05/08/2026first of all let me say i must apologize for acting stank and treating you this way 000 0
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 04/08/2026📚 CR: The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry 000 0
Reposted by laura 💖☁️TheDevinTeam @thedevteam.itch.io · 03/08/2026This cat loves that I’m unemployed. She knows she can demand pets whenever because it’s not like I have anything better to do. 2123 12
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 29/07/2026your thoughtless AMBITION sparked the IGNITION on foolish DECISIONS that led to 👏 MISGUIDED 👏 VISIONS 👏 1273 27
laura 💖☁️ @bejeweled-laura.swifties.social · 28/07/2026🥀 a tired girlie’s lament 🥀 when life hands you lemons it’s too much goddamn work to make lemonade i mean if i have to muster up the energy to shower, how am i supposed to make lemonade plus my lemonade can’t even compare to beyoncé’s i’ll just buy some at the fucking store* *instacart it 120 2
Reposted by laura 💖☁️Liz 🍁♥️ @feverdreamliz.swifties.social · 27/07/2026Living for the hope of it all starts this Saturday. Are you ready? Have you prepared mentally? Did you buy extra salt? 062 6