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Kelsey (Taylor's Version) @kelseyforevermore.bsky.social · 7h

I am resurrected. I am whole and healed and sane and well. Truly God is making all things new. (I got an everything shower.)

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19h

This is the most 2026-ass lede. Perfect encapsulation of the entire era.

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Kelsey (Taylor's Version) @kelseyforevermore.bsky.social · 18h

Just laying in bed, minding my own business when my brain finds some new thing to latch onto: did we ever file the paperwork to get a birth certificate for our 5mo daughter? Idk but now it's a tomorrow problem 🫪

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emma ✿ @opaliteskies.swifties.social · 06/10/2026

My brain for the last 2 weeks: Ididntwannaletyoudown so I left you up there on a ₚᵢₙₖ ₚᵢₙₖ cₗₒᵤd CAUSE ITS WHERE YOU’RE FROM aunt virginia with a ᴄʜᴜʀᴄʜ ᴅʀᴇꜱꜱ ᴏɴ to this day I wake up scared that I left marks on a GOOD PERSON ˢᵒ ˡᵉᵗˢ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ⁱᵗ I FOUND MIIIIIINE 🗣️

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud

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Kelsey (Taylor's Version) @kelseyforevermore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My child is currently trying to peel the tattoo off my arm and put it in her mouth

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Memento Mori Kira @kmaustinyoung.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Something I said yesterday re: wise discernment and decision-making: “Efficiency is actually not a fruit of the Spirit, much as I sometimes would like it to be.”

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Kelsey (Taylor's Version) @kelseyforevermore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can someone explain a passkey to me like I'm five? I already have a password and 2FA... Why do I need a passkey?

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Kelsey (Taylor's Version) @kelseyforevermore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The baby has learned a new skill: screeching in joy like a pterodactyl. It's now how she greets the day. Basically a new alarm ringtone just dropped

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Kelsey (Taylor's Version) @kelseyforevermore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My 12yo dog is having a great day today (not hurting, moving around v easy) and she's making it everyone's problem (following us nonstop begging for stuff)

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𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔦 mᥲrіᥱ✩ @neveraningenue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the fucking heffalumps acid trip like sequence from winnie the pooh gave me my first nightmare 💀

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Winnie the Pooh and the Heffalump

Alt: Winnie the Pooh and the Heffalump

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Kelsey (Taylor's Version) @kelseyforevermore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm going to bed now but I hope the panthers annihilate them 😤

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.

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Michaela ❤️‍🔥 @michaelamanos.swifties.social · 04/10/2026

taylor swift: *does anything* me:

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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 03/10/2026

Also in case you aren’t aware, you can mitigate the sore arm by consciously relaxing your arm muscle before the shot. It should be a floppy little noodle. My husband says that telling him that while “looming” over him as he’s getting the shot is not helpful so I’m telling you all now.

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Toad did not answer. He had fallen asleep.

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Kelsey (Taylor's Version) @kelseyforevermore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My daughter is potentially the most adorable creature to ever exist ilhsm

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𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔦 mᥲrіᥱ✩ @neveraningenue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

alan didn't force her to do anything, alan went and drank beer with his friends by the river and talked about love in the moonlight, be like alan.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 02/10/2026

my dad retired last year and is now sitting on like five boards and overseeing the building expansion of their church and mentoring like a dozen people

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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the funniest thing about the "we don't trust the media" people is that they will trust literally anyone else. like, if you have an image and text, they'll buy it. shaking keys at babies type logic.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And what real man wants to be on a platform filled with GIRLS?!?! EW GROSS

Geiger Capital: Officially deleted instagram.

An inherently female app. Zero benefit.

Elon Musk: Instagram is for girls.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

abolish the death penalty

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jess 🧸 @jessicaivy.swifties.social · 01/10/2026

three years ago today, I was lucky enough to get out of an abusive relationship. my message to you all is this: nine times out of ten, your gut feeling is right. nine times out of ten, it will keep happening. nine times out of ten, it will get worse. nine times out of ten, they will not change.

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Semafor @semafor.com · 30/09/2026

Visitors to the US are on track to drop by almost two million year-on-year. “We’re the only major country in the world losing visitation,” the head of the US Travel Association said. “It’s mind-boggling.” www.semafor.com/article/09/2...

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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Texas, the voter registration deadline is coming up next week. If you live in Texas and want to vote, be sure to check that you are registered properly — even if you you think you did what you had to. A statewide database to check: goelect.txelections.civixapps.com/ivis-mvp-ui/...

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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We rightly give Home Office ministers a hard time here for many things, but in their defence, not one of them has ever ordered the Identity & Passport Service to mail out passports in envelopes that might as well be printed with the words ‘Important identity document enclosed: please steal’.

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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with a bestselling author who is insane [JACK SMITH]: No [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Naomi Wolf! [SMITH]: That is Naomi Klein sir

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026

Roses are red If posts aren't loading and you're asking why

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Kelsey (Taylor's Version) @kelseyforevermore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The music video for patient zero is SO good wow really reinterprets the song in a fun way. Also Taylor dedicating her VMA win to dolly 😭

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Live view of me thinking about having my fourth cup of tea at 7 p.m. ET on a school night.

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

now obviously I will stand shoulder to shoulder with genuine ADHD people but it’s important that we don’t let in people who are just pretending to have ADHD so that they can sneak into women’s toilets. Wait, I’ve got confused about which brain worms I have

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monika⸆⸉ 🪩 @mokosversion.swifties.social · 26/09/2026

then that memory is all you want you never knew that it was babylon 'til it was gone

taylor swift being lowered under the stage after finishing a show of the eras tour

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Kelsey (Taylor's Version) @kelseyforevermore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The baby woke up at six o'clock in the morning. I hate teething.

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✨Libbey✨ @inthepouringrain.swifties.social · 25/09/2026

🌸☁️💖Letting you want me, so good, to make promises, promises, pr-pr-promises, but I was ☁️ c-catching my breath, staring out an open window, catching my death☁️🍂💨

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Kelsey (Taylor's Version) @kelseyforevermore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When parenting a teething baby it's important to find a TV show that is both enjoyable and missable so that when she suddenly starts crying, u don't miss anything important. Yes, the correct answer is New Girl

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karlie (taylor’s version) @memorygarden1989.swifties.social · 25/09/2026

a nice reminder for the haters today 😌

Screenshots from Taylor’s NYT interview. “There it goes! Hope you like it. If you don’t now, I hope you do in five years. And if you never do, then I was doing it for me anyway.”

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Kelsey (Taylor's Version) @kelseyforevermore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Okay so the Emmy sketch could also be decoded to say Encore. So does this mean we DON'T have debut coming in Nov?! WERE THE HAHAHAHAS A JOKE. WAS SHE MOCKING US

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ebony ❤️‍🔥 @stillgotscars.swifties.social · 23/09/2026

who else is up thinking about the definition of patient zero, that being a person identified as the first to become infected with a disease, in relation to “i have been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness”

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